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What's up with Skateboard P? Is he that dopa'
Is he really Barry Bonds? Is he that Sosa?
I'm on a PJ sofa readin' Deepak Chopra,
Tryna' figure out how I'm gonna' act on Oprah.
My momma like, "What you glorifying hustlers for?"
I'm like, "It's god's movie, I'm just doing the score"...
They wanna' have fun with us, not be distraught and sick,
'Cus when the Enzo pulls up... %#&$%# park yo' whip,
Spectator's be actin' on some Bob Costas %&#@.
Me and this stripper she got a bubble and that cute Southern grammar,
You know the type... probably strip from Texas to Tampa,
Telling you lies saying it's for college or pampers,
But I go through drastic measures not to ask who's pleasure,
I traded gas and breakfast for the #$% and headers,
Then top of the mornin' to ya'...
Me and a few shorties,
Landing on the TARMAC, Paris Hilton right before me,
Long Beach. Where skinny %#&$# carry strong heat,
And take giant steps like King Kong feet,
******ed is my pencil,
Don't give the %#%#& one inch, he'll... Go yard,
I rock Goyard, "What's that?" Oh god,
I deal with LV but that's so hard,
But I stick with LV 'cus I get it no-charge...