Originally Posted by Rexanglorum
Drink whatever you want but do not be surprised if your boys laugh at you if you drink always opt for sugary, colorful and fruity drinks which are designed to disguise the taste of alcohol as much as possible.
I am not one of those homophobic dudes who thinks "men should only drink whiskey or vodka or gin straight up and everything else is gay" but I am a man and men will always be making jokes about things they perceive as a lack of masculinity on the part of their friends. My friends always call me "gay" because I am the only one amongst them who can dress well and I call them "gay" because they play "Magic The Gathering."
Ironically, my friends who are actually gay are immune from that type of joking because calling a out a gay dude for being gay is just too douchey. So, OP, maybe you should be gay and you can drink all of the cosmos you want and wear all of the pastel shirts you want and not be ridiculed by your buddies. Of course; if you are a 25 year old man and you collect Magic cards every weekend and totally suck at Call of Duty as a result of never playing it any more, you will get mocked no matter how homosexual you may be and however progressive your boys are. There is just no room to tolerate "Magic The Gathering," among anyone whose age is expressed with is in more than one digit.