How online copping would be if the same things occurred in real life.
1. retail stores open at 8, huge crowds rush at the stores like a midieval army.
2. Store employees fire tear gas and grenades into the crowds, in the confusion a select few get into the store. any survivors outside run to nike. Some hopelessly try to bang on the closing retailer doors.
3. Once in the store a huge line if formed, everyone get's theirs shoes and waits for the checkout.
4. Inside the store it is announced that only 25% percent of the boxes have shoes in them, 75% of people are dupped and finished off.
5. The others make it to nike, the doors have a riddle on them, only 20% get functioning riddle doors, the rest can't get it to work properly and go home.
6. Those who get in are put in a line, employees randomly kick people out of the line, those left are lucky enough to cop
