So Nike banned me

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Between my wife and I, we order a lot of clothing and shoes/cleats for ourselves and three kids

We often purchase multiple sizes and return the ones that don’t fit

Nike recently banned/blocked my account from making purchases due to “excessive returns”. Even though I spend a lot of money on purchases that I end up keeping, it’s in the thousands of dollars per year. Just soccer cleats and basketball shoes alone for growing kids costs quite a bit.

So I figured I’ll just open another account, or use a different payment method, or a different address, or have my wife open an account under her name…..

None of that worked

I thought maybe it’s my IP address, so I tried purchasing with my work computer on a VPN

that didn’t work either


Does anyone have any ideas how I can circumvent this ban?
 
If none of that worked, I would just reach out to customer service… telling them you understand the issue and would like your account to be back in good standing if you follow common sense rules and returns moving forward.
 
im assuming its because nike also loses money with free returns so when they see someone constantly returning an excess amount they see a red flag
 
Nike banned me twice

Was able to use my aunts address and a different email / a shorter version of my name to place orders with no issues

if their customer service can’t help ( most times they can’t with these kinds of issues or they’ll just tell you to kick rocks )


Start buying adidas lol
 
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Just buy stuff at the store man :rolleyes

If 2pac we're alive, do you think he would be ordering stuff online?

Half the dudes working at UPS/FedEx are either felons, or broke college students. If it doesn't get snatched in the warehouse, you gotta worry about the porch pirates collecting your items.

Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
 
Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
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Just buy stuff at the store man :rolleyes

If 2pac we're alive, do you think he would be ordering stuff online?

Half the dudes working at UPS/FedEx are either felons, or broke college students. If it doesn't get snatched in the warehouse, you gotta worry about the porch pirates collecting your items.

Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
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Just buy stuff at the store man :rolleyes

If 2pac we're alive, do you think he would be ordering stuff online?

Half the dudes working at UPS/FedEx are either felons, or broke college students. If it doesn't get snatched in the warehouse, you gotta worry about the porch pirates collecting your items.

Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.

Sounds like you’ve been victimized and talking from experience :lol
 
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Just buy stuff at the store man :rolleyes

If 2pac we're alive, do you think he would be ordering stuff online?

Half the dudes working at UPS/FedEx are either felons, or broke college students. If it doesn't get snatched in the warehouse, you gotta worry about the porch pirates collecting your items.

Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
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Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
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Someone should make a documentary on these types of people.

This is where a social credit score would be useful. Says a lot more about a person than the regular credit score.





 
we have bigger problems, shaming someone for excessive returns.
We should actually hold corporations accountable for excessive over-production, and creating wasteland of products in landfills.
 
Congrats…
football,track, running, baseball- New balance/adidas are reported best in those categories.
Basketball- Nike

Pick a Finishline/DicksportingGoods/Academy to buy basketball shoes from Nike.

Buy the better products for the rest of the sports at the respectable brands.

If you are one of those people who can’t break brand loyalty, I would express Nike doesn’t care about you.

Reason I say congrats is you will enjoy better products and stop using Nike for every sport cause they aren’t the best selection
 
Just buy stuff at the store man :rolleyes

If 2pac we're alive, do you think he would be ordering stuff online?

Half the dudes working at UPS/FedEx are either felons, or broke college students. If it doesn't get snatched in the warehouse, you gotta worry about the porch pirates collecting your items.

Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
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Just buy stuff at the store man :rolleyes

If 2pac we're alive, do you think he would be ordering stuff online?

Half the dudes working at UPS/FedEx are either felons, or broke college students. If it doesn't get snatched in the warehouse, you gotta worry about the porch pirates collecting your items.

Excessive online shopping may be hindering your marriage too. Alot of these suburban housewives type chicks are intrigued by the local "street" dudes. They got better people skills, cause everything they buy is face to face. First thing in the morning, they go to the corner store and get a pack of Newports. Lunchtime they grab a sandwich at the deli and scratch off lottery ticket. Once they get off work they go to the gas station and buy some rolling papers and a 4Loko to celebrate another day in the books.
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Blessings be unto you..
 
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