30 Truths for Mature Humans

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Something I found on the Internet for the older crowd here...



30 Truths for Mature Humans
  1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  10. Bad decisions make good stories.
  11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  12. Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
  13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  14. “Do not machine-wash or tumble dry
 
Something I found on the Internet for the older crowd here...



30 Truths for Mature Humans
  1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  10. Bad decisions make good stories.
  11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  12. Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
  13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  14. “Do not machine-wash or tumble dry
 
i've seen this before. but it's a great read. #20 is a favorite of mine and i thought i was the only one who did that.
 
i've seen this before. but it's a great read. #20 is a favorite of mine and i thought i was the only one who did that.
 
22. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in the front.

^So true, Brooklyn Bridge Rush hour...
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22. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in the front.

^So true, Brooklyn Bridge Rush hour...
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Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Something I found on the Internet for the older crowd here...



30 Truths for Mature Humans
  1. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  2. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  4. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  5. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  7. Bad decisions make good stories.
  8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  9. Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
  10. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  11. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.  What did you do after I didn’t answer – drop the phone and run away?
  12. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone else of any importance the entire day.  What a waste.
  13. Every now and then, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize that I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  14. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags of groceries in each hand rather than make more than one trip to and from my car.
  15. How many times is it appropriate to say “what?
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Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Something I found on the Internet for the older crowd here...



30 Truths for Mature Humans
  1. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  2. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  4. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  5. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  7. Bad decisions make good stories.
  8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  9. Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
  10. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  11. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.  What did you do after I didn’t answer – drop the phone and run away?
  12. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone else of any importance the entire day.  What a waste.
  13. Every now and then, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize that I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  14. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags of groceries in each hand rather than make more than one trip to and from my car.
  15. How many times is it appropriate to say “what?
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Originally Posted by RustyShackleford

this thing is a couple years old.
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true. still good 830 am readin while at work...

How many times is it appropriate to say “what?
 
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