25 Philly bike cops catch pair having sex in park VOL I Thought Whales Couldn't Live on Land

[stillin729]

my man goes in the fools wildin thread...


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These cops needed this image burned into their minds like a fish needs a bicycle.

A pack of 25 police officers who were participating in an Upper Darby bicycle school for cops were shocked when they rode up on a man and woman having sex on a bench near the baseball diamond at Naylor's Run Park yesterday afternoon, said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.

"Imagine being arrested by 25 cops," Chitwood said."They were as shocked as the police were."

Once a year, the Upper Darby Police Department conducts a bicycle training school for officers from other departments and this year the class of 25 included cops from Haverford, Narberth, Clifton Heights and various other departments.

Officers do classroom work the first day of the five-day school, which certifies the officers to operate a bicycle on police patrol, but the remaining four days are spent out on the streets of Upper Darby on their bicycles, Chitwood said.

"When you see 25 police officers biking through, it's kind of impressive," he said.

Around 4 p.m. yesterday, the bicycle cops were finishing up their daily ride in Naylor's Run Park. They had passed by the kids on swings and the people on the tennis courts and then they rode up to the baseball diamond, where they were startled by a man and woman who were participating in a different kind of aerobic activity, Chitwood said.

"There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away."

Mind you, it was 92 degrees and 4 o'clock in the afternoon when the cops rolled up on this. Chitwood said there was no one else around before police startled the couple, but as they were arresting them, a teenager did walk by, receiving lessons in both anatomy and criminal justice.

Chitwood identified the couple as Jennifer Harvey, 41, of Clifton Heights, and Richard McBride, 37, of North Philadelphia.

"They don't have parks in Philadelphia?" Chitwood said. "They have parks. Stay over there."

Chitwood said he didn't know if the two were dating but he said police don't suspect prostitution.

"This was an interlude," he said.

Harvey and McBride were both charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct.

"These officers go on a tour of Upper Darby to see the sites and neighborhood and instead get taken to sex incorporated," Chitwood said.

 

[stonedface]

Her cheeks go all the way down to her collar bone

 

[repsol1k]

Cops shoulda uploaded a video to WorldStar before they arrested them

 

[thadoctadvocate]

dead at chitwood

 

[dens415]

Honeybooboo's mom?!?!

 

[guzzy]

Lulz at the bolded part.

 

[repsol1k]

The article says it was a couple..but all i see is 2 dudes

 

[Kaleo15]

NT thick.

 

[bhergh]

So its true about some black men loving that bbw

 

[Kaleo15]

So its true about some black men loving that bbw

 

[Kaleo15]

Repost

 

[inter1032]

looks like a fat light skinned meek mill

 

[Ox.]

where's her chin?

 

[curbsideprophet]

She literally looks like a human fat suit....

If you look hard enough you see a regular sized human being in there somewhere.

 

[Mark Antony]

Wow it's like there's a face just floating in the middle of a large skin lake.

 

[beh235]

It's 92 degrees out and you smashing in public? , it's too hot for all that

 

[fresh out dabox]

Cops shoulda uploaded a video to WorldStar before they arrested them

 

[grizzly hebert]

My dude Lucky Luciano.

 

[bhergh]

My dude Lucky Luciano.

wow .... dead ...

 

[spiceman80]

not only were they wrong for doing this at 4 in the afternoon in broad day light on a baseball field. But homeboy is dead wrong for taking that beast outside. He should know better than to let her see the light of day. No need to be adventurous and bone in public, when he already willingly committed to smashing that thing. He should have treated her like a vampire and kept their business in the dark.

him and the dude who got banned from all libraries on earth are tied for most stupid negros today.

 

[2oh6ridah]

They probably needed more than just 25 cops to arrest her!

 

[stillin729]

I'm surprised there was no one trying to feed her peanuts

 

[jaypiff]

My man committed that beastiality

 

[dunksondunks]

NT thick.  

Not SRS.  INB4 Lucky Luchiano, AntonLavey, etc, etc.

 

[jaypiff]

My dude Lucky Luciano.