2026 MLB Season Thread

[mr j 858]

 

[Peep Game]

 

[651akathepaul]

Marlins with the fire look today.

 

[daruma]

5th pic

 

[703 hwy]

Mets picking up where they left off last year

 

[masagipatron]

Mets stunk it up tonight. Hopefully they win the next two to take the series.

 

[dland24]

Day 2 of the MLB season is always such a letdown. Why not just start on a Friday or start with a 4 game series?

 

[703 hwy]

Mets suck. Idk why I believed in these fat boys tonight. Cohen could spend a billion and it won’t matter. Lindor is trash.

 

[g-time]

Mets suck. Idk why I believed in these fat boys tonight. Cohen could spend a billion and it won’t matter. Lindor is trash.

Switching boroughs this season are we? Not on my watch!

 

[703 hwy]

Switching boroughs this season are we? Not on my watch!

I’m sticking to my beloved Bronx bombers. Still waiting on tickets behind the dugout from アミーゴ I heard he’s an International Banker

 

[アミーゴ]

I’m sticking to my beloved Bronx bombers. Still waiting on tickets behind the dugout from アミーゴ I heard he’s an International Banker

I don't even know what an INTERNATIONAL BANKER would do as an occupation? I'd need to ask Mr International himself..

 

[703 hwy]

I don't even know what an INTERNATIONAL BANKER would do as an occupation? I'd need to ask Mr International himself..

I’m down for whatever game. Just lemme get on the PJ

 

[アミーゴ]

I’m down for whatever game. Just lemme get on the PJ

You tell me where and I’ll send tmay407 with the PJ from the oil fields of Dallas

 

[DeadsetAce]

where’s the offense….

 

[アミーゴ]

DeadsetAce geez I almost mentioned you with the PJ - good thing I didn’t with those seats

 

[mr jordan04]

Padres going 0-162

 

[アミーゴ]

Padres going 0-162

mr j 858 dont let them get these jokes off in your thread man

 

[DeadsetAce]

DeadsetAce geez I almost mentioned you with the PJ - good thing I didn’t with those seats

I wouldn’t lie to y’all, man. I’m broke baybeee

 

[masagipatron]

Mets suck. Idk why I believed in these fat boys tonight. Cohen could spend a billion and it won’t matter. Lindor is trash.

You Gotta Relaaaaaaax- NORE

 

[Coupé It]

The Padres

This is baseball tradition.

Sometimes money just can’t save you.

 

[CP1708]

 

[raider5]

 

[Coupé It]

 

[onewearz]

5th pic

 

[g-time]

mr j 858 dont let them get these jokes off in your thread man

As the president of the new and improved yet to be made Padres thread, I feel I’m already on the hot seat after this rough start to the season.