Titans finish dead last in the division and Mariota is the next QB on the Summer Jam screen
Vikings finish 12-4
Eagles take a step back record wise but still make it to the NFC title game
Broncos and their stifling defense finish with a top 3 draft pick
Cowboys finish 5-11 and finally realize Jason Garrett may actually be the problem
Top 3 TD leaders will be Brees, Watson, and Rodgers
Bengals finally win a playoff game, but get nuked on the road to the Texans again in the next round
Chargers finish 8 & 8
Rams, Niners, and Seahawks all have dogfights throughout the year, culminating in the Rams winning the division at 9-7
Falcons put up a valiant effort but fall to the Saints for the division race
Andrew Luck leads the league in INTs
Jameis finishes with the lowest passer rating among starting QBs
Dez Bryant signs with the Texans, catches the winning TD vs the Cowboys as both Jerry Jones and Bob McNair slam their fists on the table in the press box. Dez kneels in the end zone as the cameras pan back to Jerry Jones falling into the crowd and landing on empty seats where a handful of disappointed Cowboy fans left.
Browns alternate Tyrod and Baker week by week cause they’re the Browns
Final 4 teams are Pats/Texans/Eagles/Saints. BOB pops his Patriots cherry and advances to the SB after a hard fought win, with Hopkins catching 4 TDs, each one over both McCourty brothers. Belichick places both McCourty brothers on waivers immediately after the game. J.J. Watt is seen swinging the biggest American flag in history in Foxborough, as the Foxborough crowd gives him a warm reception. Watt then hands the flag to Clowney, who had sacked Brady 7 times, and the crowd [obviously] viciously boos. Clowney gives a “
” to the crowd as the Texans head to the locker room
