2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[MambaMentality824]

Corey Davis will be a better NFL receiver than Mike Williams no doubt in my mind. He has it all

 

[IATT]

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[sb]

 

[HNL HI]

man some **** stick dropped a dumbbell on my head today at the gym. one of those dipsh*** that doesn't respect people's space in the gym. i was on a flat bench doing presses and this dude decides to do bicep curls right next to me. obviously goes too heavy and lets the dumbbell in his right hand just drop right into the side of my head. got this huge ******* welt that i can feel is full of blood. i think i need to go to the doctor tomorrow and get it drained or cut or whatever they do. **** kills.

should have press charges

 

[EddieDoyers]

man some **** stick dropped a dumbbell on my head today at the gym. one of those dipsh*** that doesn't respect people's space in the gym. i was on a flat bench doing presses and this dude decides to do bicep curls right next to me. obviously goes too heavy and lets the dumbbell in his right hand just drop right into the side of my head. got this huge ******* welt that i can feel is full of blood. i think i need to go to the doctor tomorrow and get it drained or cut or whatever they do. **** kills.

Did you get his name? I would sue the pants off this dude

 

[the collector]

man some **** stick dropped a dumbbell on my head today at the gym. one of those dipsh*** that doesn't respect people's space in the gym. i was on a flat bench doing presses and this dude decides to do bicep curls right next to me. obviously goes too heavy and lets the dumbbell in his right hand just drop right into the side of my head. got this huge ******* welt that i can feel is full of blood. i think i need to go to the doctor tomorrow and get it drained or cut or whatever they do. **** kills.

Damn cuz. You need to go to the hospital asap. Don't play with head injuries.

 

[DeadsetAce]

should have press charges

Did you get his name? I would sue the pants off this dude

he deserves it for sure. but nah...not worth it for this. just some nerdy engineer who probably just started in the gym. he got BLASTED by one of my homies there. thought the dude might cry

Damn cuz. You need to go to the hospital asap. Don't play with head injuries.

yeah going first thing in the morning. i'm not concussed or anything. just need this damn thing drained or whatever. i think. was looking on webmd. never a good idea. that site convinces you that brain cancer is always a possible cause of your problem

 

[Deleted member 37754]

man some **** stick dropped a dumbbell on my head today at the gym. one of those dipsh*** that doesn't respect people's space in the gym. i was on a flat bench doing presses and this dude decides to do bicep curls right next to me. obviously goes too heavy and lets the dumbbell in his right hand just drop right into the side of my head. got this huge ******* welt that i can feel is full of blood. i think i need to go to the doctor tomorrow and get it drained or cut or whatever they do. **** kills.

Post a picture.

 

[Warmachine85]

man some **** stick dropped a dumbbell on my head today at the gym. one of those dipsh*** that doesn't respect people's space in the gym. i was on a flat bench doing presses and this dude decides to do bicep curls right next to me. obviously goes too heavy and lets the dumbbell in his right hand just drop right into the side of my head. got this huge ******* welt that i can feel is full of blood. i think i need to go to the doctor tomorrow and get it drained or cut or whatever they do. **** kills.

Should of crushed your skull fing pats fan

Spoiler

i still love u bro go blue

 

[a55a5in11]

somebody make a gif of a dumbell being dropped on that pic of DSA

 

[kdslittlebro]

man some **** stick dropped a dumbbell on my head today at the gym. one of those dipsh*** that doesn't respect people's space in the gym. i was on a flat bench doing presses and this dude decides to do bicep curls right next to me. obviously goes too heavy and lets the dumbbell in his right hand just drop right into the side of my head. got this huge ******* welt that i can feel is full of blood. i think i need to go to the doctor tomorrow and get it drained or cut or whatever they do. **** kills.

Goddamn. Dude gotta be reprimanded. 4 weeks of no gym time

 

[rook]

Vince Young still put on the of the greatest performances I ever seen

His knee was down

 

[macbk]

Adrian Peterson ‏@AdrianPeterson 9h9 hours ago
The Giants been making some interesting moves.

All they did was release two overpaid hasbeens

No brainer move. It's possible he re-signs on the cheap, but you know as well how injury prone he's become ,

 

[nick.]

somebody make a gif of a dumbell being dropped on that pic of DSA

@trey ohh five

 

[macbk]

Hopefully that dumbbell knocked some sense into DSA to know that rooting for cheaters is frowned upon.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Jk. Hope the doctor takes care of that bump for you swiftly.

Dudes shouldn't be lifting weight they can't handle. I've seen an influx of younger kids in my gym lately that have the worst form with weight they clearly aren't comfortable using.

 

[spacedoodoo]

Vince Young still put on the of the greatest performances I ever seen

Yea..... in college

Hope everything is good DeadsetAce hate it when people can't control their weights.

Had one dude crush my blender bottle to pieces cause he couldn't curl the 85's so he just threw them on the ground smh

 

[D StaXX]

Damn DSA.
Should sue his *** or put hands on him.
Hope that **** heals quick.

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Damn @ that DSA story. Shoulda told that man to wait, I don't let nobody left anything around me.

Adrian Peterson ‏@AdrianPeterson 9h9 hours ago
The Giants been making some interesting moves.

Yes lawd. Come get you a ring AP.

 

[macbk]

AP wouldn't be getting the Giants a ring.

 

[D StaXX]

Yeah don't see AP coming in and making that much of a difference at this point of his career.

 

[IATT]

Don't the giants/Eli have a very specific timeline with this thing?


So they going back to 6 or 7 wins next season, right?

 

[Maximus Meridius]

All we need is somebody to make our running game respectable and take some pressure off Eli. He can do.

 

[buc em]

No RB will look good behind that Giants OL right now. Idk who's out there in free agency and in the draft but they need all of em.

 

[D StaXX]

All we need is somebody to make our running game respectable and take some pressure off Eli. He can do.

With that line, AP would be out before the season started.
I really like Perkins. I'd ride with him and get some OL before wasting money on AP.

 

[sb]

AP wouldn't be getting the Giants a ring.

he would probably fumble on the 1 in the nfccg