2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[spacedoodoo]

y'all got any horrible V day stories?

Back in high school, freshman, sophomore and junior year I brought valentines for 3 separate girls.

Each time we stopped talking, or I got friend zoned.


******* ain't ****

my dude got hit with the #stillsingletho

Hahaha hell nah.

Never got played as bad as that guy.

 

[stillin729]

my dude got hit with the #stillsingletho

dude this chick I went out with on Sunday told me how she went out with a dude on a second date and he bought her an Apple Watch

stories like this make me cringe as a man

 

[DeadsetAce]

when are you going to update that sig with your full title?

When are you going to wash my truck?

after you make me a sandwich

Which would be after you shine my shoes, get your shine box.

 

[DeadsetAce]

had a bet with my homies at school that if my boy asked out this chick he liked and that flirted with him like crazy, i'd ask out this chick that they all thought was digging me. never thought he'd do it, but he did. so i ended up asking out this chick. we went out. it was awful. worst date i ever went on

what was bad about it?

literally zero in common, nothing to talk about. half way through i stopped giving a **** and just focused on the bomb *** food we had

 

[Peep Game]

If only Kurt Warner didn't win the NFL MVP twice, a SB ring, a SB MVP, make it to two other Super Bowls (including one with a different team), own 3 of the top 5 single-game passing records in SB history, own the highest completion percentage and yards per attempt in playoff history, have the seventh highest passer rating of all time and fourth-highest completion percentage of all-time...

But he definitely needed 2 more years. Just cuz. Need to have a Philip Rivers type career where you play forever and not win **** instead of a condensed career where you win the leagues highest awards in a shortened span.

#NTLogic

Cot damn

 

[kdslittlebro]

air spider lives in manhattan if I remember
He ain't losing

 

[Deleted member 37754]

when are you going to update that sig with your full title?

When are you going to wash my truck?

after you make me a sandwich

Which would be after you shine my shoes, get your shine box.

Basing things on fiction... tisk tisk tisk...

 

[spacedoodoo]

DSA when he hits the town tonight looking for Valentine's Day play


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[HNL HI]

my dude got hit with the #stillsingletho

dude this chick I went out with on Sunday told me how she went out with a dude on a second date and he bought her an Apple Watch

stories like this make me cringe as a man

She should have kept it going, probably could have got a house by the end of the week

 

[stillin729]

literally zero in common, nothing to talk about. half way through i stopped giving a **** and just focused on the bomb *** food we had

the worst kinds of dates man, don't know if you should call it or make the most it

 

[Hahahaha]

I remember my Uncle taking a bus from NY to CA when I was a kid. He told me they went through Cleveland and it was the biggest pile of **** he's ever seen or been to. Said there was nothing there. I still crack up thinking about that.

 

[HNL HI]

literally zero in common, nothing to talk about. half way through i stopped giving a **** and just focused on the bomb *** food we had

the worst kinds of dates man, don't know if you should call it or make the most it

I've sat next to these dates at restaurants

 

[stillin729]

She should have kept it going, probably could have got a house by the end of the week

she showed me his texts, he basically asks her on vacations and **** even though she hasn't replied since November :x

probably has 1000 roses on her door step right now

 

[Deleted member 37754]

DSA when he hits the town tonight looking for Valentine's Day play


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He's not going out on the town, he'll be busy with the house work tonight.
Remember to wash the windows inside And out this time...

 

[DeadsetAce]

DSA when he hits the town tonight looking for Valentine's Day play


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we can't all buy our women like you, space

 

[stillin729]

spacedoodoo like "friendzone"

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[kdslittlebro]

spacedoodoo like "friendzone"

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[HNL HI]

 

She should have kept it going, probably could have got a house by the end of the week

she showed me his texts, he basically asks her on vacations and **** even though she hasn't replied since November

probably has 1000 roses on her door step right now

 

[guccjermaine2]

y'all got any horrible V day stories?

An old girlfriend said she had to work late on V day one year. Woke up late purposely just to use that excuse. She went to dinner with another guy lol

 

[the collector]

What is this gif from? Ha ha ha

 

[elpablo21]

Cant wait to to surprise my date tonight

 

[EddieDoyers]

y'all got any horrible V day stories?

An old girlfriend said she had to work late on V day one year. Woke up late purposely just to use that excuse. She went to dinner with another guy lol

Damn that's rough

 

[spacedoodoo]

@spacedoodoo like "friendzone"

yea..

let's go with that 

 

[nick.]

I got some big plans tonight

Spoiler

 

[spacedoodoo]

 

What is this gif from? Ha ha ha

that's @franc