2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[shatterkneesinc]

what posts did you get banned on?

Not gonna name names

One of them against someone who made a brand new SN

the other one against a semi regular here whos been baiting me to curse him out

 

[Peep Game]

I'm sad as hell to see him gone but knew it was gonna happen months ago. Sterling and ODB are better. Cruz is slower, he can still play inside but Sterling took his spot. Cruz will be one of my favorite athletes forever. Wish he would just retire, don't want to see him in another jersey but he can still be a 2 or 3 on a team. Damn, wish this didn't have to happen.


I just hope he stays away from a NFCE team. Don't want to see that BS.

It'll be hilarious if Cruz ends up on the Skins and Desean Jackson on the Giants

 

[MVP]

Overrated huh?

AI as a player definitely; the influence I won't argue

T-Mac as well

Can't think of anybody football wise right now.

 

[kdslittlebro]

I can't deal with driving an hr to work, or taking a subway or some **** also not tryna pay $1500 a month to live in a shoebox. Imma be taking a trip out west sometime this yr though. Might do some early scoping

 

[EddieDoyers]

I need a fast pace

I have family in Pennsylvania so if I go to a store the cashier tries to make conversation & ask me how my day is. Thanks for asking but just ring me up & let me move on with my day.

Same. aint nobody got time for the chit chat.

 

[EddieDoyers]

I can't deal with driving an hr to work, or taking a subway or some **** also not tryna pay $1500 a month to live in a shoebox. Imma be taking a trip out west sometime this yr though. Might do some early scoping

Nevada or Arizona is relatively way cheaper than Washington, Oregon, and California if you are looking for cheap west coast options

 

[nick.]

Giants are releasing Rashad Jennings, too.

Paul Perkins gonna be a fantasy sleeper

 

[carver]

I need a fast pace

I have family in Pennsylvania so if I go to a store the cashier tries to make conversation & ask me how my day is. Thanks for asking but just ring me up & let me move on with my day.

Same. aint nobody got time for the chit chat.

Type or dudes to stay sober at a rave

 

[kdslittlebro]

Nevada or Arizona is relatively way cheaper than Washington, Oregon, and California if you are looking for cheap west coast options

Noted. Appreciate that. I heard Arizona got the old retired racists in abundance though I get enough of that here

 

[EddieDoyers]

I need a fast pace

I have family in Pennsylvania so if I go to a store the cashier tries to make conversation & ask me how my day is. Thanks for asking but just ring me up & let me move on with my day.

Same. aint nobody got time for the chit chat.

Type or dudes to stay sober at a rave

Dawg I only drink now
I stopped using pills for the last two years
I'm a good boy now

 

[MVP]

Noted. Appreciate that. I heard Arizona got the old retired racists in abundance though I get enough of that here

Just stay closer to the college towns. Not sure if you're married or not but ASU got maybe the baddest collection of wimenz in the US.

 

[Mr.Guy]

I guess Cruz's tap dancing didn't prevent him from getting cut [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[EddieDoyers]

I guess Cruz's tap dancing didn't prevent him from getting cut [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

He will be playing for woody Johnson

 

[nick.]

Cruz would be our WR5

 

[kdslittlebro]

Just stay closer to the college towns. Not sure if you're married or not but ASU got maybe the baddest collection of wimenz in the US.

I gotta stay outta trouble

 

[Hahahaha]

Cruz would be our WR5

Did you get a new team?

 

[spacedoodoo]

AI's overrated but has a career average of 26 points, 6 assists and 2 steals. 

overrated numbers I know 

 

[stillin729]

AI taking that slop and to the 2001 Finals and being competitive against those Lakers is my all time favorite sports memory

 

[shatterkneesinc]

AI taking that slop and to the 2001 Finals and being competitive against those Lakers is my all time favorite sports memory

You take that over a Phillies WS win?

 

[DeadsetAce]

Cruz would be our WR5

Did you get a new team?

 

[stillin729]

You take that over a Phillies WS win?

no that was awesome but the unexpected run that Sixers team was awesome

 

[nick.]

So is Cruz is better than Brandon Marshall, Eric Decker, Quincy Enunwa, or Robby Anderson?

 

[EddieDoyers]

Philly had a good sports run in the last decade
After 2010 been a bit rough doe for that city imo

 

[deandre hopkins]

So is Cruz is better than Brandon Marshall, Eric Decker, Quincy Enunwa, or Robby Anderson?

Last 2 yes.

First 2 is a wash.

What happened to Smith

 

[Mr.Guy]

Instead of doing the salsa Cruz should tap dance when he scores.