2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[nick.]

that mirror is filthy & the towels in the back are hung up all sloppy

you dodged a bullet eddie

 

[EddieDoyers]

I didn't take her horseback riding doe

that's cold though, she said she did it by accident? she's gonna flunk out anyway

keep grinding young Eddie

Yep
I appreciate the honesty at least

Wood have liked to hit doe

 

[a55a5in11]

Honestly just send her a picture of the wood. What's the worse that could happen

 

[EddieDoyers]

that mirror is filthy & the towels in the back are hung up all sloppy

you dodged a bullet eddie

U acting like I wanted to get in a relationship with her

Dirty mirrors ain't gonna change my mind

 

[stillin729]

what's the word with the ex that ended the streak?

 

[EddieDoyers]

Honestly just send her a picture of the wood. What's the worse that could happen

Nah I never send dih pics

 

[nick.]

Damn Blair Walsh missed wide left on his Seahawks contract, too

 

[a55a5in11]

Honestly just send her a picture of the wood. What's the worse that could happen

Nah I never send dih pics

You think they gonna jump on it like Cam jumping on a fumble?

 

[Chester McFloppy]

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WE SEE YOU LURKIN

STOP HIDING AND TALK

@shatterkneesinc

 

[EddieDoyers]

what's the word with the ex that ended the streak?

Nothin
I haven't talked to her in 4 days
I been busy working out and doing other stuff

 

[EddieDoyers]

Damn Blair Walsh missed wide left on his Seahawks contract, too

Jeezus

 

[nick.]

@shatterkneesinc

 

[carver]

Smh at the accidental

I think I've been guilty of accidently super liking some chicks

 

[stillin729]

swiping right drunk then waking up to messages is never a good look, I feel horrible because I don't know if I should be nice and try to have a convo or just unmatch

 

[EddieDoyers]

Smh at the accidental

I think I've been guilty of accidently super liking some chicks

I done it too
I ain't mad

 

[HNL HI]

swiping right drunk then waking up to messages is never a good look, I feel horrible because I don't know if I should be nice and try to have a convo or just unmatch

shoot your shot

 

[EddieDoyers]

swiping right drunk then waking up to messages is never a good look, I feel horrible because I don't know if I should be nice and try to have a convo or just unmatch

Depends on how cute they are

 

[stillin729]

that's what I mean, cute at 10pm after happy hour is a lot different to me than cute mid afternoon

 

[carver]

Fax

 

[kdslittlebro]

I couldn't watch this as a Falcons fan. Straight agonizing 

 

[carver]

Put that in a spoiler :x ...seeing the thumbnail makes me sick can't imagine what it does to Armada

 

[trueprada]

 The Seahawks signed Blair Walsh today, after all he did win them a playoff game a year ago.

 

[kdslittlebro]

Goddamn Matt got a long *** neck

 

[a55a5in11]

I couldn't watch this as a Falcons fan. Straight agonizing :x

@shatterkneesinc

 

[kdslittlebro]

Put that in a spoiler

...seeing the thumbnail makes me sick

can't imagine what it does to Armada

Just don't @ him. It'll go by without incident