2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[spacedoodoo]

 

 

So I just emailed my ex who I haven't seen in 3 years (we still communicate) to congratulate her on the SB victory. She's a damn Patriots fan but from Massachusetts so I respect it.

She still owes me dinner for a Wizards vs Lakers bet she lost. She got a new dude who's a lame though. I'm just tryna crank one last time.

Pics?

prob gonna be a mugshot knowing my homie the collector

jesus 

why reach out to her? It's been 3 years b. 

you e-mailed her too? 

But it's weird because i'm in that same situation... got an ex who's a pats fan, haven't spoken to her in a while, and I too would beat. 

 

not gonna talk to her unless she hits me with a happy birthday text

 

[HNL HI]

I dig it. I hit up one of my old joints this morning that used to be in love with me. ***** ain't respond or she blocked me. I want to smack that **** one more time. ***** so bad but she's bipolar with daddy issues so I deaded that ****


Hahahahaha, a mugshot

forward her info to @The Collector  

 

[kdslittlebro]

So I just emailed my ex who I haven't seen in 3 years (we still communicate) to congratulate her on the SB victory. She's a damn Patriots fan but from Massachusetts so I respect it.

She still owes me dinner for a Wizards vs Lakers bet she lost. She got a new dude who's a lame though. I'm just tryna crank one last time.

Lakers and Pats huh? Leave her alone bro 

 

[carver]

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I thought bradberry was cheeks

 

[stillin729]

Collector been sending her copies of Prison Break for damn near 36 months

 

[EddieDoyers]

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I thought bradberry was cheeks

Who told you that?

 

[deandre hopkins]

Speaking of Mugshots.

Your welcome

 

[stillin729]

Speaking of Mugshots.

Your welcome

I am in love

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[the collector]

Y'all wild man. Me and shorty still communicate.

Public Service Announcement...

Anyone who has a crazy women they're done with send them my way. Don't matter the city. If I'm in town I'll handle it. Srs

 

[HNL HI]

Speaking of Mugshots.

Your welcome

they all got that same look their eyes 

 

[deandre hopkins]

Y'all want crazy?

Puerto Rican / Dominican chicks

Last was Rican current is Dominican

 

[EddieDoyers]

I don't mess with chicks with a criminal history

They gonna need to get me a carfax on that box too

 

[DeadsetAce]

Speaking of Mugshots.

Your welcome

I am in love

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looks like the chick i work with

 

[stillin729]

I don't mess with chicks with a criminal history

They gonna need to get me a carfax on that box too

Eddie I can't have you going another 10 months, beauty comes in all kinds of misdemeanors and felonies

 

[EddieDoyers]

I don't mess with chicks with a criminal history

They gonna need to get me a carfax on that box too

Eddie I can't have you going another 10 months, beauty comes in all kinds of misdemeanors and felonies

Drug or alcohol misdemeanors are ok

No to felons though
I don't trust them

 

[deandre hopkins]

Drug or alcohol misdemeanors are ok

No to felons though
I don't trust them

Wut

 

[EddieDoyers]

Drug or alcohol misdemeanors are ok

No to felons though
I don't trust them

Wut

I'm just saying
Girls with a long rap sheet ain't worth the headache

 

[nick.]

Speaking of Mugshots.

Your welcome

I am in love

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looks like the chick i work with

You work at a prison?

 

[MVP]

Pretty sure this is that chick Danger from Ray J's show

These two though...

Bail money is ready

 

[D StaXX]

Free them. IDC what they did.

Y'all want crazy?

Puerto Rican / Dominican chicks

Last was Rican current is Dominican

Facts. My current girl is Dominican. Bat **** crazy.

 

[nick.]

gimme

 

[MVP]

Any chick from the Caribbean islands has a high degree of craziness in their blood. And if you have a mix of any two or more...

 

[HNL HI]

looks like the chick i work with

You work at a prison?

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[spacedoodoo]

Pretty sure this is that chick Danger from Ray J's show

These two though...

Bail money is ready

she had kidnapping charges.

no thanks

 

[MVP]

she had kidnapping charges.

no thanks

Nothing but foreplay/role-playing