2015 NY Knicks offseason thread, Los Almighty appreciation thread

[champcruthik]

I can't even get my sister a job. Its tough out there, man.

The hookers are i've seen recently are pretty pricey. I suppose you pay of the assurance of clean health, body that has been kept in good condition and personality.

I'd spend top dollar on Jayden James, Nicole Aniston, Allanah Rae, Jullia Ann, Brandy Love, Kennedy Leigh, and Kayla Kayden though. I've heard those women are ridiculously expensive.

I'm only half kidding about the job. The pricey escorts though, the way I look at it, it's like one bad trade. I rather get a quality piece of yambs than stopped out in a dumb trade.

Cheaper than traditional dating if the motive is purely sex. Also more direct, no qualms.

 

[njavier03]

Kennedy Leigh bruh

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Man when you need to fire one off and your roster is thin

I had this bad chick in Montreal man. I had to go 2 rounds back to back with her. She worked too well to not go 2/3 falls.

 

[champcruthik]

Man when you need to fire one off and your roster is thin

I had this bad chick in Montreal man. I had to go 2 rounds back to back with her. She worked too well to not go 2/3 falls.

Some of the Montreal broads deserve a full 15 rounds like the old days. Have me delirious and my piece numb like:
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[johnnyredstorm]

I wanna go back

 

[lver of jordan]

“@NY_KnicksPR: Iman Shumpert (contused right hip) is doubtful for tomorrow versus @denvernuggets” [emoji]128542[/emoji]
— hayley (@hayleyshumpert) November 15, 2014

 

[Mark Antony]

Ok, I'm going to go out now to get wasted and **** some hookers. Have a good night, guys.

**** you man let me chill with you.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

i just wanna live that faberge egg and escort life

 

[acemaster193]

Is it time?

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[johnnyredstorm]

not until we lose 20 in a row.

 

[flyeed]

Man I've come to accept the Knicks for the theatre and tragedy that they are. Even when you get let down at the end, you have to appreciate the entertainment, humor, and ride.

Pure Shakespearean tragedy again last night.

The tragic hero, Earl.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

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[jaysfiend23]

Lmfao god damn JR

Shesh both my teams have the same records

 

[arrjae2]

man, if we lose to Denver tmrw.
im calling it a season.

i thought there was no possible way to be more worse than last season's squad.

 

[Master Zik]

I'm thinking though, is this our worst start 10 games in to the season going back the last 5 years?

I wanna say know like we've been 3-7 recently and went on to be worse for a while.

 

[xbiker47]

The sky is not falling yet

 

[art vandelay]

At this point and after all of the disappointment, in my own opinion, this thread has been the best part of these past two years as far as the "tape" is concerned. Don't care if they don't ever win again because it feels like they won't, but this thread is a target rich environment for laughs and when life has put an a&@ whoopin on me that you would think was powered by electricity , this here thread is what's up for encouragement, because no matter how bad it is or bad it gets in life, the Knicks seem to have it worse. Out.

 

[pr0phecy718]

We need an update from onewearz on what's happening across the building

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I going to the game today. RIP.

 

[champcruthik]

I going to the game today. RIP.

Bet the house. NYK winning today. Nuggets are a mess, cant defend despite the Knicks averaging a lowly 92.4 PPG.

Keep an eye out on Denver's Gary Harris for me. Going to throw his name into the ROY race.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

1pm game though we usually get smacked in the early Sunday showings. They should break the streak but who knows man.

 

[champcruthik]

1pm game though we usually get smacked in the early Sunday showings. They should break the streak but who knows man.

That was last season. Phil got the boys on Vinyasa yoga Saturday nights now instead of Marquee and Cielo.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I hope so. Last game I went to Melo dropped 62 so who knows maybe we have a great game.

 

[champcruthik]

I hope so. Last game I went to Melo dropped 62 so who knows maybe we have a great game.

Melo's pregame warm-up at MSG:
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[flyeed]

NBA setting us up b.

Giving us Friday Night Knicks and a Sunday Matinee in the same weekend

 

[nick.]

NBA setting us up b.

Giving us Friday Night Knicks and a Sunday Matinee in the same weekend

If we wear the orange jerseys today it's a wrap.