2015 NY Knicks offseason thread, Los Almighty appreciation thread

I can't even get my sister a job. Its tough out there, man.

The hookers are i've seen recently are pretty pricey. I suppose you pay of the assurance of clean health, body that has been kept in good condition and personality.

I'd spend top dollar on Jayden James, Nicole Aniston, Allanah Rae, Jullia Ann, Brandy Love, Kennedy Leigh, and Kayla Kayden though. I've heard those women are ridiculously expensive.
I'm only half kidding about the job. The pricey escorts though, the way I look at it, it's like one bad trade. I rather get a quality piece of yambs than stopped out in a dumb trade.
Cheaper than traditional dating if the motive is purely sex. Also more direct, no qualms.
 
Man when you need to fire one off and your roster is thin :{

I had this bad chick in Montreal man. I had to go 2 rounds back to back with her. She worked too well to not go 2/3 falls.
 
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Ok, I'm going to go out now to get wasted and **** some hookers. Have a good night, guys.
**** you man let me chill with you.

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Man I've come to accept the Knicks for the theatre and tragedy that they are. Even when you get let down at the end, you have to appreciate the entertainment, humor, and ride.
Pure Shakespearean tragedy again last night.

The tragic hero, Earl.
 
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man, if we lose to Denver tmrw.
im calling it a season.

i thought there was no possible way to be more worse than last season's squad.
 
I'm thinking though, is this our worst start 10 games in to the season going back the last 5 years? 8o

I wanna say know like we've been 3-7 recently :lol and went on to be worse for a while.
 
At this point and after all of the disappointment, in my own opinion, this thread has been the best part of these past two years as far as the "tape" is concerned. Don't care if they don't ever win again because it feels like they won't, but this thread is a target rich environment for laughs and when life has put an a&@ whoopin on me that you would think was powered by electricity , this here thread is what's up for encouragement, because no matter how bad it is or bad it gets in life, the Knicks seem to have it worse. Out.
 
1pm game though we usually get smacked in the early Sunday showings. They should break the streak but who knows man.
 
NBA setting us up b.

Giving us Friday Night Knicks and a Sunday Matinee in the same weekend :{
 
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