💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
Yeah, it's part of why I made the thread.

It went by quick. 12 couples already.
 
@Master Zik -- I'm watching the Arranged re-runs now. Good watch -- here are my thoughts:

- The Texas chick is just terrible. She's beyond disrespectful (talking reckless about her mother-in-law) and demanding with nothing to offer in return (demanding a house when they don't even have $$$). Dude is a doormat and takes multiple L's.

- The Jewish dude is 23yo and acts like a goofy kid at Chuck E Cheese. His wife is also a Jewish princess archetype.

- Indian dude is a cornball. I died at him telling her that she has to pack his luggage for their honeymoon. His wife seems cool though and you can understand why she is the way she is after her first divorce. I think they'll be the couple that survives at the end.
 
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Running back s3 bc there's nothing else to watch :lol

They played ole girl Ashley with the dude they hooked her up with lulz
 
This blond chick Heather is like a horrible person.

I ain't a fan of smoking but she said she don't mind. If it really bothered her she should've told the matchmaker nonsmokers.

Dude pinned her perfectly when it came to being on a high horse. Just repeating herself stupidly.
 
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I like Heather but yeah she ****** up by not just admitting she hated that **** and don't **** with smokers.

Instead of saying she doesn't mind occasional smokers. No such thing as an "occasional" smoker.

Every smoker I ever met will tell you they don't smoke that much but occasionally to them is at least a cig a day 
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Oh **** yall watch this? :lol

I don't think Heather likes her match for whatever reason and she's using smoking as her reason. She's Ashley from last season.

None of the couples that had sex on the honeymoon have made it past decision day.

Everyone on twitter kept waiting for ol boy to bring up his RV. She's gonna be sick when she finds out.

I still dislike Jamie from season one but I'm sad to hear she miscarried.
 
Heather is the blonde Ashley. Son let the yappa loose when he called her an alcoholic. She's a drunk.
 
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Missed the past couple of episodes...has Jeff Gordon said that he lives on a bus?
 
There's another new show I think called Kiss At First Sight. They've been showing cringeworthy clips on Highly Questionable. This one guy who has no experience with women hugged the first hot woman they paired him up with. He had a second chance and another hot woman went and kissed him but it was awkward since he didn't move or kiss back.

Saw that tlc uk has a show called Undressed.
 
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No. Next ep he tells her by showing her
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That's the dude that decorates yachts for a living right?

When I heard what he does for a living compared to where he lives I was like "How Sway!?!"

I'd be charging them rich ****** in pounds. As in actual pounds of money
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 Man that **** gonna be good
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Something throwing me off with this Nick guy too.

He's either really just that bland and boring or dude is a psychopath/hiding a serious anger problem :lol

Son seems lifeless at times.

The Derek dude is also becoming insecure. He was bugging in the last ep about girl touching the instructor's chest and just walking away from him :lol She ain't lying saying he behaves like a child and maybe it is cuz he's more attracted to her than she is to him.
 
There's another new show I think called Kiss At First Sight. They've been showing cringeworthy clips on Highly Questionable. This one guy who has no experience with women hugged the first hot woman they paired him up with. He had a second chance and another hot woman went and kissed him but it was awkward since he didn't move or kiss back.

Saw that tlc uk has a show called Undressed.
Wait what channel
 
Derek overreacted but Heather is a scumbag. I [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] when he said she wasn't a spring chicken, said women age like milk and then calculated her age in doggy years.
 
Something throwing me off with this Nick guy too.

He's either really just that bland and boring or dude is a psychopath/hiding a serious anger problem :lol

Son seems lifeless at times.

The Derek dude is also becoming insecure. He was bugging in the last ep about girl touching the instructor's chest and just walking away from him :lol She ain't lying saying he behaves like a child and maybe it is cuz he's more attracted to her than she is to him.

The instructor thing was too much but I think he was right to be mad when she walked away. It was weird and something I would do if I wasn't attracted to someone so I peeped Heathers game right off the bat. She acts like me when I'm out with someone I'm not attracted to. Its hard to fake being genuinely considerate when you just aren't feeling it. If she was attracted to him she would have let him know she was ready to go back up or she would have hung around to explore with him. Her problem is she went on tv to marry a stranger and she isn't trying for whatever reason. She thinks she's hot **** and isn't used to being called out.


Derek overreacted but Heather is a scumbag. I [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] when he said she wasn't a spring chicken, said women age like milk and then calculated her age in doggy years.

Up until this comment he has been very clear on how her actions make him feel. I think he was just in his feelings and spoke out of hurt but he needs to check that cuz you can't say just anything to hurt your spouse cuz they hurt you.

She didn't loosen up until she was drinking.
 
He was definitely in his feelings. Son was having a conversation with himself the way he roasted her. Like somebody dissed him so he had to clap back.

That **** was foul and I know she feels some type of way watching it now :lol

She definitely aint feeling him. With the question of if they want to do tinue I get the feeling they gonna say no.

It'll be torture for both if they fake it and keep going.

End of the ep had me thinking that could've led to drunken sex though.
 
Derek overreacted but Heather is a scumbag. I [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] when he said she wasn't a spring chicken, said women age like milk and then calculated her age in doggy years.


The instructor thing was too much but I think he was right to be mad when she walked away. It was weird and something I would do if I wasn't attracted to someone so I peeped Heathers game right off the bat. She acts like me when I'm out with someone I'm not attracted to. Its hard to fake being genuinely considerate when you just aren't feeling it. If she was attracted to him she would have let him know she was ready to go back up or she would have hung around to explore with him. Her problem is she went on tv to marry a stranger and she isn't trying for whatever reason. She thinks she's hot **** and isn't used to being called out.

All of this. Haven't seen every episode but I did catch the last one. Homeboy was def in his feelings when he made those comments :lol
 
I legit believe that Heather is an Alcoholic. Son called her out and she folded [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]. She looks pretty old in the face though. Derek is swaft though.
 
There's another new show I think called Kiss At First Sight. They've been showing cringeworthy clips on Highly Questionable. This one guy who has no experience with women hugged the first hot woman they paired him up with. He had a second chance and another hot woman went and kissed him but it was awkward since he didn't move or kiss back.

Saw that tlc uk has a show called Undressed.
Wait what channel

I saw the show is actually called Love At First Kiss on tlc.

Undressed you can find episodes on youtube since it's on tlc uk.
 
Probably asking if the person they're marrying sees them for the first few seconds then quits.
 
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