💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[Master Zik]

Keith buggin with the RV

Not even a tricked out RV. Looking like the joints from the 90s I'd see on tv.

 

[frshstunna]

Zach done with shorty right now, yo seen the crazy in her

Johnny just ain’t feeling his wife, he probly disappointed they matched him with somebody he already knew and curved

Jose gotta relax with the finances, bringing out budgets and credit scores out at a housewarming party …The man got a crib and knows basic budget development n think he Bill Gates

Gil ain’t never getting a kiss, might take him 2 years just to clap them cheeks

The white couple just keeps chugging along, they the best bet to make it right now

 

[storm2006]

Zach and Johnny are two weeks in talking bout some “It just hit me that I’m married and maybe I wasn’t ready”….bruh, y’all went through multiple rounds of a show called “Married At First Sight” where you’d be randomly matched by some fraudulent matchmakers. You knew the EXACT risks of what you signed up for

Gil going out sad, man. Not even the money part but it couldn’t be on National TV getting curved by my wife, making me look a lame or lost puppy dog

This ***** Jose and that damn whiteboard, man If you played a drinking game “Take a shot every time Jose brings up finances or the white board”, you’d be drunk by the end of the show. Weirdo.

 

[steebie j]

Michaela was going to cancel the housewarming all due to what Zach did? I know they had some psychological tests during casting, how did Michaela skate past that? She kept apologizing but not realizing how her actions affected him. Apologies ain’t enough for Zach. He probably accepted that’s who she is cause her blowing up is definitely gonna happen again. So what’s an apology? Both need some therapy. She’s way too explosive and he’s way too traumatized.

If I see Jose and that white board again….dude carries that around like a trophy. Leave that white board in the office bruh. Dude is controlling and hopefully Rachel doesn’t give in. He wants to use her money along with his to accomplish what HE wants to do.

Johnny there physically but mentally, nah. Bao ain’t the flyest but ain’t the ugliest either. She’s a quirky cute. He’s probably use to dating blonde hair white chicks.

Myrla been with Gil for like two weeks, everyday any my dude still haven’t got a kiss yet? Is he still considered a stranger? My guy Gil going out sad. But I’m sure once the season is over, these Houston **** gonna be all over him.

oh yea on a side note, I know the chick Myrla invited to their housewarming, Adrienne. I went on a date with her about 4-5 years ago. Had to cut her off cause I realized she smoked cigarettes. Told her why I had to step back, she said she can’t change that and wanted to be friends. Haven’t spoke to her in about 3 years.

 

[steebie j]

Keith buggin with the RV

Not even a tricked out RV. Looking like the joints from the 90s I'd see on tv.

homie was behind the wheels so proud. **** looked so janky and dirty. I’m sitting there like how he got money for an RV but their coffee table is a fold out party table?

 

[steebie j]

Too bad Taylor was crazy and her weave was always looking like a hornet's nest. She was one of the baddest chicks ever chosen on this show

A good hairpiece can do wonders for her

but still Karen from NO. Taylor with a good weave is a 1B

 

[beh235]

Michaela was going to cancel the housewarming all due to what Zach did? I know they had some psychological tests during casting, how did Michaela skate past that? She kept apologizing but not realizing how her actions affected him. Apologies ain’t enough for Zach. He probably accepted that’s who she is cause her blowing up is definitely gonna happen again. So what’s an apology? Both need some therapy. She’s way too explosive and he’s way too traumatized.

Shhh shh shhh, ain't about that tho. This entertainment baby!

Zack is traumatized by dating birds that just yell, his friend told her that in a nice way. I just hope she picked up what he was trying to say. The way she cursed at him made that boy run for the hills. She is used to dudes snatching her by the back of her neck, and Zack ain't that. I think this basic difference will be the issue going forward.

 

[storm2006]

Myrla been with Gil for like two weeks, everyday any my dude still haven’t got a kiss yet? Is he still considered a stranger? My guy Gil going out sad. But I’m sure once the season is over, these Houston **** gonna be all over him.

Not trying to pocket watch or make assumptions but we need the Chief Banking Forensic Analyst, Jose, to look into the Myrla case because something seems off.

1. She got solo 4K UHD pictures of herself solo on her bedroom wall ( ) from locations all over the world. They don’t look amateur but regardless, some was likely taking them. Who was it?

2. So she goes on these international trips and has made it clear she likes to stay at luxurious places. Her closet was loaded with designer everything that she purchases these shopping sprees with no limit on how much she spends. She also lives in a nice apartment where she said she spent $100s per week on groceries. How the hell is it possible that she’s maintaining all that AND she still has more in Savings than Gil? Granted, I know he has money stashed in Colombia and might not make the most but her lifestyle seems OD expensive to keep up and save.

3. She’s 32 or 33. Ole boy at the housewarming said he knew her 18 years so since she was 14/15. He’s never seen her display affection with a significant other? Like at all?

The numbers ain’t adding up to me, b. I think there has to be more to her backstory that we don’t know.

 

[frshstunna]

Not trying to pocket watch or make assumptions but we need the Chief Banking Forensic Analyst, Jose, to look into the Myrla case because something seems off.

1. She got solo 4K UHD pictures of herself solo on her bedroom wall ( ) from locations all over the world. They don’t look amateur but regardless, some was likely taking them. Who was it?

2. So she goes on these international trips and has made it clear she likes to stay at luxurious places. Her closet was loaded with designer everything that she purchases these shopping sprees with no limit on how much she spends. She also lives in a nice apartment where she said she spent $100s per week on groceries. How the hell is it possible that she’s maintaining all that AND she still has more in Savings than Gil? Granted, I know he has money stashed in Colombia and might not make the most but her lifestyle seems OD expensive to keep up and save.

3. She’s 32 or 33. Ole boy at the housewarming said he knew her 18 years so since she was 14/15. He’s never seen her display affection with a significant other? Like at all?

The numbers ain’t adding up to me, b. I think there has to be more to her backstory that we don’t know.

I think shorty older than that, she at least 35…you can see it in her face/eyes

But if got the bread to do whatever she wants, good for her nobody should worry bout it, Gil gotta let her live with the finances/spending if she staying on top of it which sounds like she is

 

[steebie j]

Not trying to pocket watch or make assumptions but we need the Chief Banking Forensic Analyst, Jose, to look into the Myrla case because something seems off.

1. She got solo 4K UHD pictures of herself solo on her bedroom wall ( ) from locations all over the world. They don’t look amateur but regardless, some was likely taking them. Who was it?

2. So she goes on these international trips and has made it clear she likes to stay at luxurious places. Her closet was loaded with designer everything that she purchases these shopping sprees with no limit on how much she spends. She also lives in a nice apartment where she said she spent $100s per week on groceries. How the hell is it possible that she’s maintaining all that AND she still has more in Savings than Gil? Granted, I know he has money stashed in Colombia and might not make the most but her lifestyle seems OD expensive to keep up and save.

3. She’s 32 or 33. Ole boy at the housewarming said he knew her 18 years so since she was 14/15. He’s never seen her display affection with a significant other? Like at all?

The numbers ain’t adding up to me, b. I think there has to be more to her backstory that we don’t know.

I heard she makes good money. I think she train teachers and principals or something like that. If she has the money to afford all these things, that’s cool. I’m curious to see how much she saved cause compared to Gil, he probably think it’s alot. She’s motivated by money which can be good and bad.

Also why do people who buy designer think they the best dressed person? I’ve seen some awful designer fits thats horrible but cause it’s designer….

 

[storm2006]

frshstunna steebie j Agree with both of you. And you’re right, I’m probably off on the age. I don’t know what her whiteboard is looking like so I was just spitballing numbers in my head. Just seemed like a lot but then I didn’t factor in the no state income tax, lower cost of living and her probably making more than I thought.

IMO, you can’t get married at first sight then try to drastically change your partners spending habits. You’re just gonna have to live with it and if that’s a dealbreaker then that’s a dealbreaker This season is just showing why going on this show is such a bad idea

Also - I just started watching live last year during quarantine but saw a few prior seasons. I think y’all said Johnny/Bao was the first Asian couple. I’m pretty certain they’ve never had an interracial couple but was it ever revealed why? Too risky?

 

[wavycrocket]

Johnny 5 want the baddies. You can tell by the way they talk about him, and his whip + crib that he’s THAT guy in that community. Bao a joint hed hit, but not wife. He trying to finesse his way out of it, without looking like a slime ball.

Thats where the crocodile tears come from . Johnny a sniper

 

[frshstunna]

storm2006 last season in ATL they had the black dude with the weird haircut n the freaky white lady that yo ain’t wanna smash , that’s one interracial couple I remember

 

[storm2006]

storm2006 last season in ATL they had the black dude with the weird haircut n the freaky white lady that yo ain’t wanna smash , that’s one interracial couple I remember

Oh ****! I TOTALLY forgot that BAN Ryan and Clara He was one of them cats that was just naturally annoying with his “For sure…” all the time

 

[Master Zik]

This ***** Lying Mike got married.

Somehow someway hoodwinked a chick back down the aisle.

 

[steebie j]

Congrats to Mike

I hope he stopped with the lies but I doubt it

 

[beh235]

Good Luck Mike, hope the lies stopped

 

[storm2006]

Can we get an authenticity check on those 4s??

 

[toneloc2002]

Can we get an authenticity check on those 4s??

 

[frshstunna]

Mike can finally use them Jamaica tickets yo copped

 

[Master Zik]

This ***** Gil rubbing feet



Son thought he had the magic touch to get her in the mood and she gave it a 5

 

[beh235]

Myrla big trash. She don't go to bbqs but her *** chowing down af

 

[beh235]

Johnny a regular Bob Ross over here lmao

 

[Master Zik]

Damn things escalate quick for Jose next week



They should've paired Jose with Myrla. Would've been pure comedy

 

[atlsfinest]