⚽️THE FOOTY THREAD: PSG v Bayern

[Coupé It]

Unfortunately, I disagree. The defense and the midfield have been bad. They can score all the goals they want, but if they can't defend a lead, they are ****ed.

Fiscally they wouldn’t be in dire situation and would have the money to plug the midfield and defense up.

Instead they spent €350 million trying to replace Neymar. Now they’re broke and can’t move.

 

[fluid hips]

Been almost single handedly keeping that joga bonito hertiage alive

Thiago would like a word with you

 

[rolaholic]

Thiago would like a word with you

Why I said almost

Still a few players keeping it alive but not nearly as many as before.

Unironically Thiago is Brazilian originally

 

[ajiiiplatinum]

Neymar needs to stop launching himself on those dives...dude is seriously gonna get hurt.

Neymar
Mbappe
DiMaria

dudes playing with each other like it’s a saturday afternoon at the park.

 

[Coupé It]

The snake reference is meant for ADM

Oh ight, but even if someone is a snake. NO SNAKE EMOJI’s PLEASE!!!!!! My eyes can’t see such demonic things.

 

[fluid hips]

Why I said almost

Still a few players keeping it alive but not nearly as many as before.

Unironically Thiago is Brazilian originally

Mazinho is his pops

 

[HNL HI]

Abdo probably got that kung fu grip...I mean big mistakes from the keeper smh

 

[tomdiginson]

Fiscally they wouldn’t be in dire situation and would have the money to plug the midfield and defense up.

Instead they spent €350 million trying to replace Neymar. Now they’re broke and can’t move.

Like a heartbroken lover looking for someone who's just not quite like their ex.

 

[tomdiginson]

The snake reference is meant for ADM

Gotcha. Why is he a snake? It's not as if United has improved since he left.

 

[sonoftony]

Gotcha. Why is he a snake? It's not as if United has improved since he left.

He's only been with United for one season and just never really panned out TBH. The #7 shirt was too heavy for him and left for PSG in the offseason without giving LVG a heads up

 

[rolaholic]

Gotcha. Why is he a snake? It's not as if United has improved since he left.

Just the way he bounced, legit went AWOL in preseason to force a move and LVG only found out what was going on when P$G had already bid and were about to seal his sig

Wouldn't have any issue if he went about it respectfully, was a bad fit for both sides and he pretty much only joined for the check and because P$G were under FFP investigation (LOL) so understandably got little love for him nowadays

 

[fluid hips]

No lie. Upamecano got Neymar shook the whole game

 

[sonoftony]

ngl, that was a nice ball from ADM

 

[AZwildcats]

Just a few levels too high for Leipzig

 

[rolaholic]

RB getting spanked

 

[Armada]

PSG been the better team for sure but Leipzig gonna be mad they’ve given up some real avoidable goals

 

[fluid hips]

Dudes really think Lewandowski is going to have it easy against this PSG defense

Kipembe wants all the smoke

 

[rolaholic]

PSG been the better team for sure but Leipzig gonna be mad they’ve given up some real avoidable goals

Tbf, P$G could've had even more so far with all the chances they've missed

RB's just been outclassed and it's understable, this P$G squad has been in great form since the tourney restarted

 

[vtotheinay]

Dudes really think Lewandowski is going to have it easy against this PSG defense

Kipembe wants all the smoke

 

[rolaholic]

As much as I love this OL run and would be great to see them go all the way, a Bayern - P$G final would be given the forms of both teams right now.

Can't really argue that they're not looking like the actual 2 best teams in Europe

Would be so many storylines too

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

need a gif of that neymar wink lol

 

[fluid hips]

Upamecano been Energy Drink's best player today IMO

Barca and United could use him

 

[vtotheinay]

Leipzig is really hurting without Konate and werner. They don't have the depth to replace 2 major pieces in a match like this. Poulsen olmo and sabitzer just isn't threatening enough

 

[rolaholic]

Wild how the Final is on Sunday and the new CL season officially starts September 22nd

 

[El Argentino]

Shocked at the night the RBL keeper has had. I was completely mistaken about RBL's chances.

EDIT: Now need Bayern to do the Lord's work this weekend.