⚽️THE FOOTY THREAD: Leicester v City, Lyon v Brest, Troyes v PSG, Sandhausen v Leipzig, Wiesbaden v BVB

[jape]

 

[Nike Jordan]

Five years ago today, the beginning of Troopz.

 

[rolaholic]

In for Bielsa vs Tuchel

 

[rolaholic]

Castles has been trash with United news/rumors since Mou left but that's hilarious still

Reminds me of that panasonic dude with the 'I only read English books written by Englishmen'

 

[rolaholic]

Raphinha is so silky on the ball

Been an entertaining opening quarter of the match. Wide open and there's been good chances for both teams

 

[sonoftony]

Five years ago today, the beginning of Troopz.

who woulda thought he'd be in NYC having his on show w/Barstool 5 years later? What a come up

 

[swerve]

We have hardly caused any real problems for Leeds

 

[sonoftony]

Kante must have a 3rd lung. Mans been ALL over the pitch

 

[sonoftony]

Mendy with those reflexes slapping that away

 

[d3si]

Chilwell

 

[swerve]

I woke up early for this ****?

 

[d3si]

Disappointing. We needed th three points

Mendy was fantastic

Kante and Rudi were good except their pass accuracy

Gotta start James if Ziyech playing

 

[cs02132]

 

[rolaholic]

Real back in the mud I see...

 

[rolaholic]

Welp, that Elche lead didn't last long

Buggati Benz with the equalizer on the corner

 

[luisfigo]

hazard coming on.

over/under how many games before he gets injured again?? I’m going to laugh if he can’t make it a full week

 

[bapar11]

clutch benz

 

[rolaholic]

BUGATTI BRACE IN IT

Real would be in the bottom half of the table without that man I swear

 

[bapar11]

once again benz

 

[sonoftony]

RM needs to build a statue of Bugatti right next to CR7s when the Bernabeu is done being remodeled

 

[cs02132]

Turned Everton v burnley on while I eat, burnley going off right now
We got away with robbery, 40m for iwobi
Edit: 2-1, what a game

 

[flyeed]

This is an all-time goal for Benz’s highlight reel



Benz > Penaldo

 

[cs02132]

$$ on man city but kinda nervous about it

 

[sfc415]

One time I visited Universal Studios rocking a Brazil shirt. Little did I know, Brazilians ****ing love that place. A bunch were students in large groups. I’ll never forget this 5ish year old Brazilian girl that ran up to me super stoked to see her dope *** colors, but also definitely assumed that anyone in it would be Brazilian. She was very let down upon finding out I’m a dumb ‘Merican who can’t speak a lick of Portuguese.

So Kaka and now Pato playing for Orlando only seems natural to me. Due to Brazilians’ affinity for action theme parks based on beloved film franchises.

I just randomly googled this and guess who’s not surprised.

Spoiler

I bet they didn’t even have to pay him.

I watched Orlando City vs San Jose Earthquakes when Kaka first came to MLS; dude was the only person on the pitch who could keep possession for more than 2 seconds. Worst game I’ve ever seen; my dad had given me his ticket to go watch it (he had gotten one from work), and I was low key mad at him for sending me to this trash

 

[jape]