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Both, and what does Allah even look like...?

They're selling refurbs for $250 now. Go check that. I always put it in my pocket facing in, so that this situation doesn't arise

Liquid Cocaine tastes nice. Don't get that for her. Do a Lotto 649 (Canadian Lottery): Tell the bartender to pick a bottle, count out 6 bottles, pick the one they land on. Repeat with 4, pull that bottle, and do the same for 9. Take the 3 bottlesof alcohol the bartender got, and mix it into one...

That video was dope... When it was posted a year ago...

Wow... Um... Wow.... Great shirt. You should get it immediately, in all colours /sarcasm off

Claw prints? I didn't know Big Foot could get tattoos...

That's why you keep flirting with other girls WHILE you're dating your girl. Keeps you up-to-date, just in case anything happens "Miss lady, miss lady, miss lady, lemme holla at cha!" Hahaha

I wouldn't say it could MAKE you fall for someone, but I guess it can help you realize certain feelings.

If any of my boys ever did that, I'd do a flying uppercut on them right there and then, word to Ryu. SHORYUKEN!!!

Honestly she's a moron. If you rear-end a person, no matter the cirumstances, you are held liable. Distractions or not. If the lady is making a turn, whywould she be STARING into her rearview the entire turn. It's hear fault she didn't take her eyes off and look forward. You have nothing to do...

On average, I think a person swallows like 9 spiders in their sleep every year. Something like that

I always drive without signaling, sometimes in front of cops. Never got pulled over

Well 2 things is wrong with what you said: 1. You assume we'll go out of our way to help a dude who didn't even take the time to study, and instead, comes on NT to pass the time. That wasdumb 2. Help with school work is against the rules on NT

"I going CRAZY!!!" Lucky for you, you don't have an english test bro... Just copy down all the formulas on a sheet of paper, and tape it to the inside of your calculator. That's what I used to do

A Razr? Welcome to 2005 bro. Get a PDA or something, like an HTC or a BB

That MADE my night!

Sweeny Todd was a pretty good movie. Better than I thought it would be. Or was that December...?

Buying gas with your CC is the WORST thing you could do. Don't put in gas unless you have cash on hand. Simple as that. The only other tip to live by is to not use your CC unless you have the money to pay it back immediately, or within the near future (Near future being 2-3days). Don't get into...

The title of the thread had me

AnalRapist had me the first time I heard it. I spit water everywhere