Y'all ever sell stuff on Craigslist and a pretty hot chick comes over?

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I find that whenever I sell a piece of furniture or home goods item, a pretty attractive woman is buying it. I'm talking about those items that you can't throw in a car and meet someone with (i.e. laundry racks). It's so weird man because usually if a babe shows up at my place, IT'S GOIN DOWN. But in this case, the pimp game and the hustle game collide with each other and it leaves me overwhelmed. Makes me wanna re-open the lab tonight.
 
It has happened to me a few times. I don't front to kick it though, I never parlayed it into anything except one of them who owned a restaurant (bought my HTC Touch Pro) invited me to come through for free and another one (buys my Thunder tickets from me all the time) texts me from time to time about "we should hang out" whenever I am in OKC, but she ain't my type (fat white chic who should have been born black) and she added me on facebook.
 
I got a BJ from selling a phone on Craigslist, shawty started chatting it up with me, gave me her myspace ('08) and we met up and she topped me off and I proceeded with making the cash transaction. She thought I was a simp HA 
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Bought my 64 inch Samsung off of CL, had to pick it up at a tower in Hell's Kitchen. This girl was the first and only Asian female I ever found attractive, she was LOADED and selling her furniture because her dad bought her a 6M loft and she was too impatient to wait for the movers.

She strutted around the apartment in NOTHING but a tee shirt slightly covering her hairy ...she acted like it was NOTHING, it kind of took the thrill out of it and placed me in a shocked stupor. She literally small talked for 15 minutes with the vag just OUT THERE with its pleasant aroma gliding through the air, smiling at me with eyes like I know you see and you can't have ANY

 
 
Was buying a phone off a chick on CL back in like 07', college chick, went to ECU. Was bad
 
Sold a camera to what I thought was a very attractive female...Late 20s, early 30s?

Dem eyes :wow:
 
Was buying a phone off a chick on CL back in like 07', college chick, went to ECU. Was bad

I was going to say the same thing. I bought a cell back in 05 off someone on CL and some super hot asian chick met me at some liquor store. She forgot the charger so I had to follow her to her place to go get it and I notice someone tailing me on the way to her place and it was her man that was pretty much with us the whole time. I just didn't know.
 
She strutted around the apartment in NOTHING but a tee shirt slightly covering her hairy ...she acted like it was NOTHING, it kind of took the thrill out of it and placed me in a shocked stupor. She literally small talked for 15 minutes with the vag just OUT THERE with its pleasant aroma gliding through the air, smiling at me with eyes like I know you see and you can't have ANY

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I rent a backhouse. Fine *** female came through had all the money right there and then. My wife got one look at her told her she promised it to someone else LOL.

:smh: Your girl is a hater! I hope you kicked her to the curb. Insecure actions like that shouldn't be tolerated!
 
I got a BJ from selling a phone on Craigslist, shawty started chatting it up with me, gave me her myspace ('08) and we met up and she topped me off and I proceeded with making the cash transaction. She thought I was a simp HA >D
I might just have to start selling on craigslist more often :smokin
 
Hmm, with all of these stories, I think it's time I switched from eBay to Craigslist.:smokin
 
lol....sold black ops...she picked it up for her little brother......sent her a following text like a week later saying i was selling more games.....no response...LoL...
 
Bought my 64 inch Samsung off of CL, had to pick it up at a tower in Hell's Kitchen. This girl was the first and only Asian female I ever found attractive, she was LOADED and selling her furniture because her dad bought her a 6M loft and she was too impatient to wait for the movers.

She strutted around the apartment in NOTHING but a tee shirt slightly covering her hairy ...she acted like it was NOTHING, it kind of took the thrill out of it and placed me in a shocked stupor. She literally small talked for 15 minutes with the vag just OUT THERE with its pleasant aroma gliding through the air, smiling at me with eyes like I know you see and you can't have ANY.

IF this is true, she was trying to set up some ol porn type ish. You was supposed to let it rage for her to see, doe.

Hit her with the turtle.
 
IF this is true, she was trying to set up some ol porn type ish. You was supposed to let it rage for her to see, doe.
Hit her with the turtle.
She was so sexually liberated, one could sense in HER MIND it was nonchalant behavior for her. It was almost like she was some psych/feminist major trying to prove a point to herself. It would've been very awkward to act upon it sexually, the vibe or body language didn't feel right. 
 
She was so sexually liberated, one could sense in HER MIND it was nonchalant behavior for her. It was almost like she was some psych/feminist major trying to prove a point to herself. It would've been very awkward to act upon it sexually, the vibe or body language didn't feel right. 

Or she was coked up.
 
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