Why Is Ther Such a Thirsty Use of "Sex" Discribing Shoes Lately (Vol. Yall Gotta Chill)

[brandon3000]

I'm confused, like over the past few months I see a lot of users describing shoes as "sex" "pure sex" or and i quote "sex engulfing your foot"

whats the deal here guys? its a little weird....

Originally Posted by bigj505

im trying my best to stay away from the uptempos. but they keep calling my name... so sexy

and my most recent favorite....

Originally Posted by jstforkicks22

SHOE GASM!

can we tone this down a bit?

 

[bishopstrongbow]

These Big Bangs are Sex on my feet doe....

 

[cap1229]

That came right from Nike headquarters. Can't be mad at the consumer.

Seriously.

 

[brandon3000]

yall not gettin yams...

its a difference between shoes and sex

 

[brandon3000]

Originally Posted by cap1229

That came right from Nike headquarters. Can't be mad at the consumer.

Seriously.

but sex engulfing your foot tho?

 

[cap1229]

Originally Posted by Brandon3000

Originally Posted by cap1229

That came right from Nike headquarters. Can't be mad at the consumer.

Seriously.

but sex engulfing your foot tho?

It's crazy. I know but you can't be mad at the consumer with all the symbolism and propaganda going on. Like look at how that dreaded word FAMBS and DAMB caught on here for crying out loud. sex engulfing your foot just has to be flashed on the screen with the text and BAM. 
Easy influence. Can't be mad at the consumer when they are fed what you give em.

 

 

[odog24]

well since they are not pullin any real sex then u gotta settle for the shoe sex naw mean. gotta get it one way or the other

 

[me no pass]

who cares? not i

 

[ham city]

You serious man? People have been saying that since I jointed NT a little after you. It's not new.

 

[jokey iii]

Foot jobs

 

[captainkicks]

Foot fetish?

 

[ghenges]

Yo son dem joints is penetration!

 

[bishopstrongbow]

Originally Posted by Brandon3000

yall not gettin yams...

Oh...okay...

 

[og_Rodney]

It's hyperbole. No one is really equating a pair of shoes to sexual intercourse, it's exaggeration for humor's sake.

 

[papi]

What about "get the vaseline/lube/baby oil/spit ready for dem yeezy reseller prices, b"

 

[brandon3000]

 

[epidemik the great]

not new at all...and we're all NT members, i don't think you needed to go out of your way with the screenshots and everything to prove a point...

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Remember when prices were deemed "rape" until Meth put a stop to it?

 

[jbpkickz]

Originally Posted by BishopStrongBow

Originally Posted by Brandon3000

yall not gettin yams...

Oh...okay...

this

, All my shoes got bodys

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by cap1229

Originally Posted by Brandon3000

Originally Posted by cap1229

That came right from Nike headquarters. Can't be mad at the consumer.

Seriously.

but sex engulfing your foot tho?

It's crazy. I know but you can't be mad at the consumer with all the symbolism and propaganda going on. Like look at how that dreaded word FAMBS and DAMB caught on here for crying out loud. sex engulfing your foot just has to be flashed on the screen with the text and BAMb. 
Easy influence. Can't be mad at the consumer when they are fed what you give em.

 

fixed.

 

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

who cares? not i

This thread is making me soft.

 

[niquefreak94]

i've had sex. i've worn shoes.

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[je ne sais quoi]

You ever had sex with foams on?
Go ahead and re-use that .gif.

 

[lil black jean jacket]

 

[milestailsprowe]

I'm mad I got quoted

but I got those nice Metallics still DS. I need to wear my shoes