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Whats the most simpish thing you've ever witnessed? be it you, your homeboy, or just something you saw in general
I have this friend who anytime we go out to a bar or club, anytime he sees a girl he thinks looks good his go to move is to buy her a drink then walk away and hope that she thanks him later on in the evening, but one night he took it to another level. One Friday he had been tell me and another friend about this sexy black chick who wanted to meet up with him at the club that night because she was feeling him. So hes hyping this up all day so by the time we actually get to the club im thinking hes set. So were there for about an hour and then she finally walks in with two other dudes holding hands with one of them
, he looks over at her they do this akward little wave and she walks off on her marry way. I knda give my boy the
face, he then precedes to walk to the bar and buy her and her two male counterparts Long island iced Teas and walks off never to talk to that girl again for the rest of the night.
cliffs
-friend says girl is feeling him and wants to meet up at club
-we show up to said club
-girl shows up with her boyfriend and another male friend
-my friend still precedes to not only buy her a long island but got her boyfriend and other friend one too
Simp example 1-
I have this friend who anytime we go out to a bar or club, anytime he sees a girl he thinks looks good his go to move is to buy her a drink then walk away and hope that she thanks him later on in the evening, but one night he took it to another level. One Friday he had been tell me and another friend about this sexy black chick who wanted to meet up with him at the club that night because she was feeling him. So hes hyping this up all day so by the time we actually get to the club im thinking hes set. So were there for about an hour and then she finally walks in with two other dudes holding hands with one of them
cliffs
-friend says girl is feeling him and wants to meet up at club
-we show up to said club
-girl shows up with her boyfriend and another male friend
-my friend still precedes to not only buy her a long island but got her boyfriend and other friend one too
Simp example 1-