To the guys who have high standards when it comes to women...
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nothing
- Apr 28, 2010
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A beer belly, great hair, and average sex 
- Mar 5, 2008
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2 seconds of disappointment
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The best 30 seconds of her life 
- Feb 22, 2007
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Hard @**** and bubblegum
And I'm all out of bubblegum
And I'm all out of bubblegum
- Nov 5, 2012
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This work.
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This ****
6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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- May 25, 2004
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I generally don't hit chicks. Slapped the fire out of a 350 pounder once but we won't count that. That's a start.
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Story?
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This drunk heathen was in front of me at one of those gas stations where you pay through the drawer so they don't get robbed. (Murder mart on Hiawatha) anyway she gets her change from her condoms and beer and the blasts me in the face with the change box. I look at her like she's crazy and told her to stop playing. She's with this dude who has a sisqo spray painted head going on except his is gold. He starts laughing. I told him grab his girl because if she comes at me again she's getting rocked. Like I said she's a heavy hitter. At least twice my weight. Dude says "ain't my girl go ahead" I start laughing and she straight swings for the fences at my damn head. Keep in mind all I did to this ***** was wait behind her in line because it's 4 am and I'm about to run out of gas. So I dodge that punch and slapped the **** out of her. I hit her with my palm not my fingers. She runs off crying. He follows. Clerks is looking all sorts of confused. I paid for my gas and started pumping it. While my gas is pumping some cat in an old cutlass clean as hell. Yo gotti style. Calls me to his car. I stroll up expecting some bs to crack off again. He's smoking a blunt. He told me to hit that blunt and leave because he didn't want to see a dude to go jail for blasting a worthless piece of trash. 
funny *** damn night. The whole time my boy is just sitting in the car watching it all go down and cracking up. This happened 5 years ago and we still clown about it.
funny *** damn night. The whole time my boy is just sitting in the car watching it all go down and cracking up. This happened 5 years ago and we still clown about it.
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Ever notice the chicks that make fun of dudes who live in their mom basement, take public transportation, and don't make a lot of bread usually don't have a damn thing? But the females who got their own usually fall for said dudes? Weird world.
bonez7
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A decent pad
Nice ride..possessions..
Clean..nice face
And last but not least protection,safety net,respect,family oriented, goals, only problem is I don't like relationships with chick's that value the first three things listed..cause they are what they are..
I do well but it can be a curse if you don't no how to handle it..
No humble brag just answering the question.. I'd take the nice simple life I want now over everything listed
I throw it all away today if it finds me that simple life I want
Nice ride..possessions..
Clean..nice face
And last but not least protection,safety net,respect,family oriented, goals, only problem is I don't like relationships with chick's that value the first three things listed..cause they are what they are..
I do well but it can be a curse if you don't no how to handle it..
No humble brag just answering the question.. I'd take the nice simple life I want now over everything listed
I throw it all away today if it finds me that simple life I want
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Why does anything have to be offered? Love ain't no transaction. You cool, I'm cool, lets be cool together. Simple as that B.
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Because the women who have their stuff together are looking for either someone to be on their level or above it, or they got fed up of not having that situation and are just looking for companionship and don't mind cause they have their stuff together anyway.
The broads who don't have their stuff together are looking for a dude with a cape a few levels above them to come and save them, hence they won't mess with anyone on their level or below.
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Makes sense, also makes it worst when most of the chicks looking for a come up out here looking like Draya and women with their stuff together look like the weird chick who always had a crush on you in HS
fontaine
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2 seconds of disappointment
One thing I feel i bring to all women, whether they're the most jazzy or plain Jane...
Is the ability to make them smile and ease stress.
Chicks have a ton of confidence issues, so I try to make them explore their true beauty past a cute face and big butt.
I gas up on accomplishments that warrant it. I call out blatant reached for attention... Im encouraging and supportive. I'm smart as **** and a critical thinker so if she doesn't know the answer, I can figure it out quickly to let her continue her road to success
I'm also a master motivator. I throw subtle hints and always talk about plans for next moves and goals.
One thing I noticed about a yamb is that with 90%, if you're delivering D, they'll take on your personality and traits.
So, for women, I feel that if she is messing with me, its a positive because she'll become a winner, since I'm a winner.
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Repped
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offset pow clow
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Show her that eat a booty gang lifestyle, took down alot of dudes chicks just by doing the things her man was "too man enough" to do
A cold tongue game can take you far with these females, especially if you know what you doing
A cold tongue game can take you far with these females, especially if you know what you doing
ayzee
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good mouf and a waterfall inducing massage
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