Tiger Woods new girlfriend VOL. #LOSING

[brettthejett]

Tiger Woods apparently has a new girlfriend. Rumor has it, Tiger has been seeing a 22-year-old student named Alyse Lahti Johnston from Cleveland, Ohio.

The two have been seeing each other for a few months and they have been spotted on Tiger's yacht. 

The new flame's biological father is former St. Louis Cardinal pitcher Jeff Lahti.

She attends a University and her campus is in West Palm Beach, Florida-near Tiger's new $60 million bachelor pad. 

Not winning.

She looks like every other average white college girl 




Sorry if already posted

 

[the encore]

Bet she gives some meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan top tho

 

[whyhellothere]

 

[kaycurrency]

Tiger Woods is worth $600mil.... So yeah, he's still winning....

 

[balloonoboy]

It's funny how the hashmark has become part of our lexicon (outside of numbers).

But yea, he's #bilosing

 

[scott frost]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Tiger Woods is worth $600mil.... So yeah, he's still winning....

She's from Celveland, though

 

[pip777]

Maybe Tiger got smart and decided to go after a simple woman.

 

[jstunn197]

Shes not average.is that her mugshot?

 

[its that dude]

average white girl > average girl of any other ethnicity

 

[scott frost]

Also, this is the same dude who was bagging bummy Perkin's waitresses in church parking lots, too late for standards talk.

 

[demps]

Originally Posted by Its That Dude

average white girl > average girl of any other ethnicity

this man knows.

 

[drunken cow]

Originally Posted by Its That Dude

average white girl > average girl of any other ethnicity

Too bad they dont age well.

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Tiger Woods is worth $600mil.... So yeah, he's still winning....

id do sum crazy unforgivable things for $600 million

  

 

[nom de guerre]

Originally Posted by Its That Dude

average white girl > average girl of any other ethnicity

Wrong.

 

[jayhood23]

Let the man live

 

[mister friendly]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

 

Not winning.

She looks like every other average white college girl 




Sorry if already posted



Yall are crazy she looks good as heck in this picture!

 

[dipsetgeneral]

I'd smash on the reg. He's #Winnin

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

looks str8 to me, and she probably has a gang of friends down to "break international law" on that yacht  

edit:

she's probably taking birth control, signed papers to agree to abortions, and is down for naked twister with her friends

#winning

 

[omgitswes]

lmao. If she's smart she'd get knocked up by him.
I don't see this lasting long at all. I've dated girls cuter than that.
but damn dude could date Star Jones and still be winning.

 

[hankmoody]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

looks str8 to me, and she probably has a gang of friends down to "break international law" on that yacht  

Word. 

edit:

ThunderChunk69 wrote:

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brettTHEjett wrote:

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edit:

she's probably taking birth control, signed papers to agree to abortions, and is down for naked twister with her friends

#winning

Word. 

 

[senor chang]

tiger loves the snow bunnies

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by Scott Frost

Also, this is the same dude who was bagging bummy Perkin's waitresses in church parking lots, too late for standards talk.

 

[mister friendly]

Originally Posted by Scott Frost

Also, this is the same dude who was bagging bummy Perkin's waitresses in church parking lots, too late for standards talk.

But did you see some of the other chicks he was bagging? They were cetrified dimes!  

 

[crumbs]

no bueno