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When I was younger I always wondered how I was watching Dan Marino play on Sunday at the same time he was on the beach with big breasted Pam. (I didn't understand syndication back them).
Things you thought were true, but then it turns out you were an idiot.
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When I was younger I always wondered how I was watching Dan Marino play on Sunday at the same time he was on the beach with big breasted Pam. (I didn't understand syndication back them).
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I used to think Yuku was a good server
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david hasselhoff?
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david hasselhoff?
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david hasselhoff?
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I used to think girls peed out their butts
Obviosuly Santa Claus, but my mom took it a step further and bought one of those custom books where you tell them your name (and race/sex) and they fill you in in the spots in the book and it was about how I (or you, or whoever) was an elf and somehow the power of suggestion from reading it so many times + being a naive child, I literally BELIEVED and REMEMBERED that %*!@. Like sure, you can read on page 8 how me and the other elves woke up, had hot chocolate and made the toys every morning during the Christmas season, but I remembered it. I could tell you everything in the book from memory, not simply because I memorized the book but because I remember it really happening as I was there. It really happened
I used to think girls peed out their butts
Obviosuly Santa Claus, but my mom took it a step further and bought one of those custom books where you tell them your name (and race/sex) and they fill you in in the spots in the book and it was about how I (or you, or whoever) was an elf and somehow the power of suggestion from reading it so many times + being a naive child, I literally BELIEVED and REMEMBERED that %*!@. Like sure, you can read on page 8 how me and the other elves woke up, had hot chocolate and made the toys every morning during the Christmas season, but I remembered it. I could tell you everything in the book from memory, not simply because I memorized the book but because I remember it really happening as I was there. It really happened
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God
I used to think girls peed out their butts
Obviosuly Santa Claus, but my mom took it a step further and bought one of those custom books where you tell them your name (and race/sex) and they fill you in in the spots in the book and it was about how I (or you, or whoever) was an elf and somehow the power of suggestion from reading it so many times + being a naive child, I literally BELIEVED and REMEMBERED that %*!@. Like sure, you can read on page 8 how me and the other elves woke up, had hot chocolate and made the toys every morning during the Christmas season, but I remembered it. I could tell you everything in the book from memory, not simply because I memorized the book but because I remember it really happening as I was there. It really happened
I used to think girls peed out their butts
Obviosuly Santa Claus, but my mom took it a step further and bought one of those custom books where you tell them your name (and race/sex) and they fill you in in the spots in the book and it was about how I (or you, or whoever) was an elf and somehow the power of suggestion from reading it so many times + being a naive child, I literally BELIEVED and REMEMBERED that %*!@. Like sure, you can read on page 8 how me and the other elves woke up, had hot chocolate and made the toys every morning during the Christmas season, but I remembered it. I could tell you everything in the book from memory, not simply because I memorized the book but because I remember it really happening as I was there. It really happened
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When I was younger I thought white people did not use the restroom.
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I didnt think girls pooped.
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I used to think the Georgia Bulldogs were just the Green-bay Packers in alternative jerseys.
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I used to think that when i popped a woody, i was just really really cold
