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Oh don't worry newmoanyuh, I been taking notes...
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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mplsdunk
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I got red dog and commodores tequila on deck. 
tequila is almost gone though.
I got the day off tomorrow
I'm gonna wake up in the morning and work on my food truck. Then this girl I like is coming over later. I made 50 tree muffins from all the trimmings I have. So we'll get zooted and go out. Gonna be a good day. Been chasing her for a year now she hits me up every day. Unfriendzownded.
tequila is almost gone though.I got the day off tomorrow
I'm gonna wake up in the morning and work on my food truck. Then this girl I like is coming over later. I made 50 tree muffins from all the trimmings I have. So we'll get zooted and go out. Gonna be a good day. Been chasing her for a year now she hits me up every day. Unfriendzownded.
bhergh
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Yes wat is it with SOME GROWN ADULTS MOSTLY foreigners not showering often.. or changing clothes much especially if we know dey got da closet full of fresh clothes n socks to change into...
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My last three roommates have been slobs. Not gonna act like I'm a neat freak or anything, but I at least clean up my stuff and clean up around our apartment. They never did dishes, cleaned the bathroom, or even picked up after themselves. Had one roommate who would randomly come home with empty pizza boxes and leave them on the living room table
. My most recent roommate got mad at me for telling him to clean up his piss from the toilet. It was as if I slapped his mom the way he was talking to me, needless to say when **** got real he just wiped it up. Not like I'm a fighter or anything, but, luckily for me, he wasn't neither...
bhergh
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Don't get sttarted on dat roommate ish...
mplsdunk
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See all my roommates know the game. Like you wanna brimg a girl home to a strizzz *** mess? Nah b clean your ****. But we also share our bustdowns....
bluexsneakerhead
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thinking about roommates from my freshman pisses me the **** off. 
so i'm chillin with my parents in the living room and my dad decides to lay down in front of the electric fan pointed in my direction. he keeps farting and the smell is fanning towards me. :x :x
so i'm chillin with my parents in the living room and my dad decides to lay down in front of the electric fan pointed in my direction. he keeps farting and the smell is fanning towards me. :x :x
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bhergh
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My roommate ain't gonna bring no wimminz the way he is dough.. who ***** talks about porn to some foreign yambz..
thadoctadvocate
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never had a roomate in my life 
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mplsdunk
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never had a roomate in my life
Missing out.
thadoctadvocate
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why?never had a roomate in my life
Missing out.
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as in red dog beer...they sill make that?
in unrelated news I popped a blood vessel in my eye and I look like an idiot
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the thing is with some roomates they forget that's it's NOT their house, it's OUR house
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thadoctadvocate
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once my blood vessel in my eye popped after my friend and i were fighting for fun and errbody thought i was about dat life. cuz my eye was blood red for a week
mplsdunk
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bhergh
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***** i don't a sleep over thos roommate thinks he's still in middle school..
mplsdunk
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All my wknd pieces are too far. We roll wt but get money
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mplsdunk
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Tan bye for the night. Hot knife ia me.
mplsdunk
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Me and dro say reffer please
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mplsdunk
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bhergh
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Roommate got poo on da toilet seat.... pics
