The Official NBA Season Thread: I’m like Jayson Tatum in the Olympics I'm not playing

[Mister Meaner]

I like the Hornets duo of bigs

In the building!

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Oubre ghostridin the whip? Let me find out Philly got sideshows

 

[amitt5504]

Dog this Thanksgiving and looming financial burden got me skressed as hell this weekend and thinking out of the box I always joked with my friends in college and grad school that I was going to have whips with my license plate being my initials 1-7 one day (for each day of the week) but now in reality, living in a condo with only two reserved spots, 3 cars and my girl staying here with her own whip?? **** is low key risky parking on the street and high key costly valeting or paying for an adjacent garage. Plus the winter on the way?? Ain’t nobody trying to walk to an adjacent garage in the winter (especially since it would be me )

Biggest issue with the driver is that we work long and odd hours so dude would need to be a driver on call for at least 12+ hours. I am thinking we low key might need him to live in most of the time but at that cost and expected service, I would have to be hiring a Geoffrey.

But the thought of buying a 6BR then paying a driver and my mom to live in my crib and do things is crazy. Life just feels easier if I was a bachelor but need to get to them D StaXX and elpablo21 goals. I would have tagged @HIM goals but y’all know I lived that dog life

**** you could hire a NTer to be the driver lol

 

[ricardo malta]

Nah bro, she is still here with me. EYE actually got invited to Thanksgiving Week which means I have to officially meet the whole famb (posted about it in the Hinge Thread)

The crazy part it is I actually put myself in this situation because I was lowkey insistent that if things move forward we have to live at my place, in part because of sentimental value which is why she stayed. We both fully outright own our condos and my place is admittedly nicer but the commute from my place to the White House and Capitol is a *****. She’s been officially timing her drives and it is actually problematic.

EYE have been considering selling two of my of my whips and been looking at just getting the Maybach GLS 600 and a driver but now I gotta think about the hours this dude is gonna have. On top of that, if we have a kid in the next year (she is cycling off BC) then who is going to watch them? I would just ask my mom to retire and give her a commensurate salary.

Granted, we would probably both sell our cribs and get a 6BR in Bethesda or something but being down Maybach money, driver pay, additional home costs, paying my mom then any ring, wedding or honeymoon costs?!? 2024 could be expensive as hell, man Her pops paid for all of that for her sister but he knows parts of my history and situation and I think dude is going to be like

Son, your fables are absolutely incredible

 

[glasses]

Son, your fables are absolutely incredible

Imagine being so insecure that you have to share all of those details in an NBA thread

 

[addict4sneakers]

Fables heh?

 

[amitt5504]

The one fable we know is true is the Wavy BM one lol

 

[RustyShackleford]

A storm2006 story is always basically four parts:

-I got a lot of money
-I make impulsive decisions regarding women
-I spend a lot of money because of these impulsive decisions
-I will not learn my lesson

 

[ballinsam23]

storm2006 taking notes on who he's gonna ban when he buys NT

 

[tupac003]

Bron out

 

[elpablo21]

Can yall at least wait till storm2006 cops the rest of my registry before slandering my good brother's name

 

[glasses]

A storm2006 story is always basically four parts:

-I got a lot of money
-I make impulsive decisions regarding women
-I spend a lot of money because of these impulsive decisions
-I will not learn my lesson

Ben barra taught him well. We saw how that turned out

 

[lawdog1]

Of the top of my head, I can think of maybe 5 other regulars in here who have met and hung out with storm2006 IRL and they’ve either expressly or implicitly vouched for the real world persona matching the NT one. I chose to believe.

He and datznasty are the bards of this thread. Epic storytellers.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Imagine being so insecure that you have to share all of those details in an NBA thread

Damb, non regulars coming in here and firing head shots is crazy

 

[lawdog1]

Damb, non regulars coming in here and firing head shots is crazy

Speaking of this kind of thing, when’s the last time Hank Scorpio was spotted in here?

 

[RustyShackleford]

Ben barra taught him well. We saw how that turned out

storm2006 is my guy. I'm just joking

So whatever weird beef you got with him, leave me outta it

 

[B Sox]

Damb, non regulars coming in here and firing head shots is crazy

I’ve never seen that guy post in any of the threads I frequent

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

A storm2006 story is always basically four parts:

-I got a lot of money
-I make impulsive decisions regarding women
-I spend a lot of money because of these impulsive decisions
-I will not learn my lesson

Bruv, when I read him talking about copping a Maybach AND a driver. Had me like

 

[D StaXX]

Yeah I don't think storm2006 is lying.
My son just detailed oriented.

 

[elpablo21]

Speaking of this kind of thing, when’s the last time Hank Scorpio was spotted in here?

And @ecook0808

Damn his sn don't even tag anymore

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Yeah I don't think storm2006 is lying.
My son just detailed oriented.

The details are always crazy

He'd have to be a different kind of twisted to not live that life but put those words together like that

Bruv an elite wordsmith

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

elderwatsondiggs

 

[addict4sneakers]

Damb, non regulars coming in here and firing head shots is crazy

This is always the funny part.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Where's that seaman guy and awwsome

 

[elpablo21]

Remember when storm2006 was on a crazy acid trip speaking in Zodiac code while traveling abroad

That was too real for me man