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Unless you're the lame guy in your crew, you kknow which guy I'm talking about. Share your vents
So there's this guy we call Tails. He's my "cousin".... you know how us black people are. Anyway, he's the guy that stands just outside your personal space barrier in the club. You walk to the bar.... and he appears next to you 12 seconds later. It got so funny one night that me and my man Carmello Saxxx would just stand on opposite sides of the spot and watch him aimlessly shift between following one of us. He's incapable of standing on his own two, nah mean? He has no swagger. He wears baseball jerseys
... he just called me 20 minutes ago to ask me if I wanted to smoke a blunt this evening. Like.. who does that? Everybody here knows by this evening I'll be on blunt 3 at least. Who schedules sessions...for real? They just happen, right
. This guy called me Sunday excited as ever to be at the carnival. His conversational topics include HS baseball and extra ratchet pregnant chicks. He says she said once she drops the kid she's gonna throw him that thang. And I'm suppossed to feed into these topics with stories from my sex life. I proceed. the I get more about the 8 month pregnant rat that he be taking to movies and **#%
. I could continue.. but I'd rather read replies...
shoot.
So there's this guy we call Tails. He's my "cousin".... you know how us black people are. Anyway, he's the guy that stands just outside your personal space barrier in the club. You walk to the bar.... and he appears next to you 12 seconds later. It got so funny one night that me and my man Carmello Saxxx would just stand on opposite sides of the spot and watch him aimlessly shift between following one of us. He's incapable of standing on his own two, nah mean? He has no swagger. He wears baseball jerseys
shoot.