TAY: thread about yambs...

[アミーゴ]

Get those yambs Cool Grey.

On another note, hitting up Vegas in a couple of weeks. Smashed something serious the last time I went (21st birthday), so it should be a good time now that my younger brother is 21.

Can't wait for finals to be over so I can focus on getting myself back into shape and around these New Year's resolution gym yambs.

What clubs u hitting?

Doc and I have some legendary tales

 

[youngdoc]

poppin randoms on their period...:x

what is this life?....

I guess I'm the most savage when it comes to running red lights. Do it all the time. Random or not.

It's just blood and can go raw without the baby scare.

Most of the time barely any blood even ends up on the towel and nothing on the sheets

 

[Mark Antony]

Lol Doctors have no issues with blood. For me it's that raw smell of it that gets me. Watched the movie 6 month rule on amazon and it just reaffirmed that no experience is unique. That one cool chick that sees through your ******** is the one you fall for, and the one that'll ruin you, but actually make you better as a person after you eventually lose her.

 

[trueprada]

 

[youngdoc]

Yeah the smell can be bad but I have a weak sense of smell so it doesn't bother me

 

[ice city fc]

So it was my birthday and I got really really faded. I've cut down on the quantity of alcohol I drink a lot in the last year so now when I do go hard my tolerance isn't where I think it's at. Anyways I was so drunk that I pissed off the P I had lined up for later. **** it no damns given.

I end up running into this cute girl downtown who went to school with my brother. She's down to kick it later that night and I end up smashing in the back seat of her car. All good. I have her drop me off at the house and I pass out. Fun night, everyone got home safe, I got my nut off, what went wrong right?

I wake up in the morning go to take a piss and look down and see this.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Guys I was FURIOUS and DISGUSTED. Like I felt sick. I was so mad. The drunken ignorance of it all. Hopped in my own sheets with what looks like an animal caracas on my drawers. I think it's kinda funny now but I was sooooooooooooooooooo mad like it ruined half my day. 

 

[coolgraymemo]

das nastee.

 

[youngdoc]

[thread="507586"]While we're on the topic. I want to share a massive L I took last weekend. [/thread]

So it was my birthday and I got really really faded. I've cut down on the quantity of alcohol I drink a lot in the last year so now when I do go hard my tolerance isn't where I think it's at. Anyways I was so drunk that I pissed off the P I had lined up for later. **** it no damns given.

I end up running into this cute girl downtown who went to school with my brother. She's down to kick it later that night and I end up smashing in the back seat of her car. All good. I have her drop me off at the house and I pass out. Fun night, everyone got home safe, I got my nut off, what went wrong right?

I wake up in the morning go to take a piss and look down and see this.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Guys I was FURIOUS and DISGUSTED. Like I felt sick. I was so mad. The drunken ignorance of it all. Hopped in my own sheets with what looks like an animal caracas on my drawers. I think it's kinda funny now but I was sooooooooooooooooooo mad like it ruined half my day. 

That drunk pass out after random sex is a no go.

Even if I'm real wasted I have to clean up a little bit after random sex

 

[ice city fc]

Man normally I can't even stand to be in my own skin without immediately showering after sex. 

 

[htownshoefiend]

damn man you must have been completely wasted

feel bad for you 

 

[36 ounces]

i hope you threw them draws out...:x

 

[ice city fc]

i hope you threw them draws out...

Snapped a pic so my boys could roast me then they went straight in the outside trash. 

 

[tdogg2k]

"Harping" on it will actually get you over her much quicker than avoiding it. But don't take my word for it, I'm only a crisis/suicide prevention counselor. I have zero training in grief/bereavement counseling.
e.

Yet all that education you can't counsel yourself to man up to woman..........
IJS


I digress.



Them draws is nasty hahaha.

I feel the same you do though. after any sexual activity I have to at least wash the penis hands and face.

 

[mugen81]

Yet all that education you can't counsel yourself to man up to woman..........
IJS


I digress.



Them draws is nasty hahaha.

I feel the same you do though. after any sexual activity I have to at least wash the penis hands and face.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]For better or for worse I can't say, but this thread has definitely changed somewhat in the last 3-4 months.

Actually I know what happened...it used to be that this thread was all about a few posters posting their pickups/conquests/funny Yamb related stories. Even though there was a little advice going around it wasn't very prevalent. There were more lurkers than posters...heck even I took a while before I first got to posting.

Then a few of the lurkers started asking questions and asking for advice and then more started posting after that. Now there's more posts like "Hey I'm felling this chick at my job...what should I do?"

I guess it's not that it's a bad thing...more like this is what the Yamb thread is evolving into. But I will say that there is slightly more of an antagonistic presence in the thread and that's never good.[/COLOR]

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]ok back on topic...Cuffin season is over for me...after more false starts than an undisciplined offensive line I've finally made positive yardage. I'm in the redzone now 1st and goal. So yes in other words I got me a slimmie.

Met her at the gas station...made eye contact as I was walking to my car. Wasn't going to approach her till I saw how amazingly shapely her legs were even in not so tight jeans. She has these perfectly bowed out legs with the nicest calf muscles with some nice sculpted thighs that comes up to a well proportioned and shaped onion...in other words my dudes her body made me do it.

It was cold as s*** in Dallas that Thursday morning so I knew I had to make it quick and I also knew I'd have a high chance of failure if I didn't approach her just right???I made sure I approached her from the front because chicks don't like a dude coming up from behind like that usually.

I introduced myself to her then I gave her my card and she saw Texas A&M on it. She was like "oh my daughter will be going there next year!!" I'm saying to myself "wait she has a almost college aged daughter? This chick looks not a day older than 26 and her body still extremely young and in shape". So anyway I manned up and asked for her number realizing that me giving her my card was the punk way out. She gave it to me.


Fast forward later that night I texted her...mami chula was like "Scandal is on so I'll holla back later . I was like dam...I'm gonna learn today about contacting chicks when Scandal is on

So right at 10:00 Central Standard time she calls me...all I know is that we got off the phone at 2 AM.

Mami is 43 years old and was a track star back in HS in East Texas...she woulda went somewhere with it but she got caught up with a dude. Anyway it's almost insane to see she's 43 looking as young as 26 yrs old and still keeping her body up.

I drove to see her last night and she came to sit in my car....she was looking so good and she was smelling even better my dudes. I didn't eem try to touch her..I just sat and talked with her. Afterwards I walked her to her door hugged her and gave a her a sweet kiss on her forehead.

My dudes believe this...when the time comes to smash imma open up my blinds just enough for the moonlight to come in...then Imma rub baby oil on her a** and legs and body so that the moon can reflect off her skin....then imma lay her on her stomach and kiss/lick from her ankles up her calfs, then her thighs, then each perfectly rounded a** cheeks. Then imma turn her on her back and start from her neck down to them breasts to her navel...then open up them legs and kiss them inner thighs back down to her ankles.

Then imma pull my jimmy out and with precision insert myself into her and give her all kinds of business while looking her directly in the eyes as to say "yeah you gettin all of this [/COLOR]

 

[hoosierdaddy317]

 So it was my birthday and I got really really faded. I've cut down on the quantity of alcohol I drink a lot in the last year so now when I do go hard my tolerance isn't where I think it's at. Anyways I was so drunk that I pissed off the P I had lined up for later. **** it no damns given.

I end up running into this cute girl downtown who went to school with my brother. She's down to kick it later that night and I end up smashing in the back seat of her car. All good. I have her drop me off at the house and I pass out. Fun night, everyone got home safe, I got my nut off, what went wrong right?

I wake up in the morning go to take a piss and look down and see this.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Guys I was FURIOUS and DISGUSTED. Like I felt sick. I was so mad. The drunken ignorance of it all. Hopped in my own sheets with what looks like an animal caracas on my drawers. I think it's kinda funny now but I was sooooooooooooooooooo mad like it ruined half my day. 

BRUH!! The same **** happened to me this past summer like w t f. how do girls not give a ***** a warning or some ****? 

 

[301216baller]

ive been bled on atleast 4 times this semester ..I think its my fault for being rough 

Elder aint playin lmao

 

[Chopper]

That feeling when you're out with a new piece and she runs into a ton of people she knows (mostly fellas) and is trying to introduce you as something you're not, and you know damn well half these dudes have smashed and you just want to dap them up to let them know you know she's a bird, but you really can't because you want to remain in them guts.

Been smashing this (near) dime piece 41 year old and this is my reality every time we go out. F me.

 

[titang545]

DAMN Elder this chick play them cards right and she might get wifed up the way you talkin DAMN.

 

[ziostilon]

Are y'all going RAW while drunk on randoms.
Doesn't your subconscious tell you it's not a good idea. How do you even know when to pull out

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

DAMN Elder this chick play them cards right and she might get wifed up the way you talkin DAMN.

[COLOR=#red]Titan my dude, that's what I'm worried about. I just got here and I'm not supposed to be letting a chick get in there like this just yet. She has some good qualities though and if she puts it on me the right way I may be done Maybe later down the line I'll entertain something super serious but I just got off the boat my dude.[/COLOR]

 

[titang545]

[COLOR=#red]Titan my dude, that's what I'm worried about. I just got here and I'm not supposed to be letting a chick get in there like this just yet. She has some good qualities though and if she puts it on me the right way I may be done Maybe later down the line I'll entertain something super serious but I just got off the boat my dude.[/COLOR]

Just hoping Mugen and his fiancé don't have company walking down the aisle. J/K.

As pops said you have to reverse that, turn it around. WHIP that P. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

 

[Chopper]

Are y'all going RAW while drunk on randoms.
Doesn't your subconscious tell you it's not a good idea. How do you even know when to pull out

Occasionally . Everything except my **** tells me it's not a good idea. How do you not know when to pull out?

 

[Peep Game]

Y'all were right about the women with kids thing, how they put so much effort into trying to keep you. I've had more home cooked from scratch meals in the past month than ice had in years