TAY: thread about yambs...

[jayhood23]

Man Friday I had this 36 yr old come through, legit squirter. Talks too much and over stayed her welcome.

Then Saturday comes and I meet this girl at Wet Willies and go in for literally 4 minutes just for her and her friends to decide they're leaving. So we leave (I take my car and she rides with her friends) and go to this hookah that's no bigger than my apt. So after about 6 minutes there me and her leave and I convince her to go back to my spot to watch a movie. Nothing happened....she fell asleep on one couch and me on the other

Next morning I woke up and started getting ready, brushing my teeth loud as ever and making tons of noise so she knew it was time to get up so I could take her home. I clearly can't do the just friends thing she wants. She's 23 by the way. Young chicks just don't seem to be down for the cause that's why I stick with the old heads. Haven't hit her up since I took her home.

Should've went to the cougar club that night instead

 

[アミーゴ]

What is a cool spot to take a NEW yamb if you just want some yambs?

Got a number over the weekend from a chick i could've possibly been hit.

Just get drinks at a local spot she hasn't been to...

Girl just hit me up saying, "She never get's enough of me."

Thinking of asking her what she wants from me, but that's a dangerous, dangerous slope.

 

[joepac12]

You don't wanna tread that hill. A chick told me earlier she won't swallow til it's official. I said I'm not one for titles. That's complicated things. What's understood don't gotta be explained.

 

[アミーゴ]

Man Friday I had this 36 yr old come through, legit squirter. Talks too much and over stayed her welcome.

Then Saturday comes and I meet this girl at Wet Willies and go in for literally 4 minutes just for her and her friends to decide they're leaving. So we leave (I take my car and she rides with her friends) and go to this hookah that's no bigger than my apt. So after about 6 minutes there me and her leave and I convince her to go back to my spot to watch a movie. Nothing happened....she fell asleep on one couch and me on the other

Next morning I woke up and started getting ready, brushing my teeth loud as ever and making tons of noise so she knew it was time to get up so I could take her home. I clearly can't do the just friends thing she wants. She's 23 by the way. Young chicks just don't seem to be down for the cause that's why I stick with the old heads. Haven't hit her up since I took her home.

Should've went to the cougar club that night instead

Sounds like u didn't even make a move though...

 

[joepac12]

Separate couches tho? If we ain't on same couch someone would be asked to leave.

 

[hoosierdaddy317]

wheres the best spring break spot for da yambz?

 

[tdogg2k]

You don't wanna tread that hill. A chick told me earlier she won't swallow til it's official. I said I'm not one for titles. That's complicated things. What's understood don't gotta be explained.

any chick that says, I won't......til its official is a got damb liar

wheres the best spring break spot for da yambz?

cancun mexico. or any beach in florida

 

[アミーゴ]

You don't wanna tread that hill. A chick told me earlier she won't swallow til it's official. I said I'm not one for titles. That's complicated things. What's understood don't gotta be explained.

Nah man it's in reference to seeing me enough

She already handles what u were referencing

 

[jayhood23]

アミーゴ to be honest I didn't even really want to, the group of friends she was with being indecisive about what they where doing had me kinda blown, should've left her there

 

[アミーゴ]

アミーゴ to be honest I didn't even really want to, the group of friends she was with being indecisive about what they where doing had me kinda blown, should've left her there

Oh, ur good then. Nobody likes u when ur 23 anyways

 

[youngdoc]

I'm at the stage where I get bored too quickly just smashing random broads that I don't have a connection with...so my plan is to have at least two really nice ones that I can kick it with.

U sound like ur boy over here now

Girl I smashed in September just hit me with the invite to her party bus for her bday...

Paging the Westside.

Party bus you say?

Which weekend?

 

[youngdoc]

You don't wanna tread that hill. A chick told me earlier she won't swallow til it's official. I said I'm not one for titles. That's complicated things. What's understood don't gotta be explained.

A chick told me she doesn't give head right away. She said this after she let me beat raw multiple times

 

[suberzat1]

A chick told me she doesn't give head right away. She said this after she let me beat raw multiple times

Chick told me same thing this past Thursday saying she doesn't give head unless it's her boyfriend. I was like yea right..... Didn't u just bring up sex off one drink.

 

[heliumclinton]

sup

How you and dude been ever since you gave him some constructive criticism?

 

[humblemelord]

Should've went to the cougar club that night instead

I need to hit a cougar club too.

 

[humblemelord]

 
Get them yambs bro but that could be a no no to. I remember this one chick I was smashing(......I think I need to hit her up with the semester ending) was a freak son. She told me im not sure how much you explored in sex  and dont want to weird u out but.......do u get you salad toss. I was like huh 

 what the heck is that. My boy explained it to me after she left. Chicks be wildin and dudes to......

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

she use to give me sloppy top while I studied tho.

.......idk how to process this

 

[coolgraymemo]

Not sure if this girl is feeling me or if she's just really really polite.

 

[youngdoc]

Not sure if this girl is feeling me or if she's just really really polite.

Give examples

 

[joepac12]

Lol I caught da head but she ain't take da load like a champ. Caught her cheek and chest. Smh.

 

[tdogg2k]

A chick told me she doesn't give head right away. She said this after she let me beat raw multiple times

a chick told me this while we were having sex once...I took of the condom and demanded head right there. lol sloppy top was given

 

[humblemelord]

a chick told me this while we were having sex once...I took of the condom and demanded head right there. lol sloppy top was given

From my experience many females say that to be "GOOD GIRLS". when we all know they do.

 

[osh kosh bosh]

possible unpopular opinion

"good girls" are the worst, they have no self respect, no confidence. They treat themselves like a cow, some specie of live stock that needs to be persevered and sold at its fattest.

its an uncouth opinion and I never say it in mixed company, but i could give a **** about a good girl, how many sexual parters a girl has had before me, if shes a "****" or not, all irrelevant.

 

[Brownstone]

In a public setting like a bar or club what is ya'll takes on the amount of conversation before making a move? I feel the sooner you attempt to pull the number, the better 

 

[usabasketball08]

Man...speaking of AKA's...

Went to an apartment party last Saturday, (went with my boy, didn't know anyone there except one chick)

Saw one chick I knew in the joint, (an AKA) and started talking to her. We always talked in class but I never got at her. I never paid attention to those letters. Always talked to her like any regular chick, not on some groupie ****.

I had her giggling and what not, the conversation was flowing. Long story short I end up getting her number and we end up kicking it on Sunday at my place to watch the Cowboys/Giants game.

I'm in the UC (university center) today on campus and dude walks up to my table. (An Alpha)

Homie BLATANTLY says,

HIM: "I heard you and _____ got real familiar at the kickback. Don't think nothing of it though lil' homie, she needs an Alpha man."

ME: "Nah, obviously not since she was in my text messages. Fall back."

HIM: "If you're not A-Phi-A you're not worthy lil' *****."

ME: "Bruh...the first mistake you made was pledging Alpha. The second mistake you made was coming to my table. Fall back."

Dude looked like he wanted to punch me from there, but made no moves since security was around.

****** clown.

 

[humblemelord]

Man...speaking of AKA's...

Went to an apartment party last Saturday, (went with my boy, didn't know anyone there except one chick)

Saw one chick I knew in the joint, (an AKA) and started talking to her. We always talked in class but I never got at her. I never paid attention to those letters. Always talked to her like any regular chick, not on some groupie ****.

I had her giggling and what not, the conversation was flowing. Long story short I end up getting her number and we end up kicking it on Sunday at my place to watch the Cowboys/Giants game.

I'm in the UC (university center) today on campus and dude walks up to my table. (An Alpha)

Homie BLATANTLY says,

HIM: "I heard you and _____ got real familiar at the kickback. Don't think nothing of it though lil' homie, she needs an Alpha man."

ME: "Nah, obviously not since she was in my text messages. Fall back."

HIM: "If you're not A-Phi-A you're not worthy lil' *****."

ME: "Bruh...the first mistake you made was pledging Alpha. The second mistake you made was coming to my table. Fall back."

Dude looked like he wanted to punch me from there, but made no moves since security was around.

****** clown.

. nicely done!. Those fraternity dudes swear they run the campus. I almost got into it with a KAPPA my last semester. DUDE WAS JUST A HATER. Though those letter made him above me. I JUST LAUGHED.