TAY: thread about yambs...

[sfc415]

Some decent looking girl I tried to get at unsuccessfully a few days ago added me on Instagram today. I was thinking "damn, I came up. she went through the trouble of stalking me through mutual friends". she then followed all my male friends and got them to follow her, and then she unfollowed all of us (I went to her profile and she had 624 followers and followed 10 people) who the hell takes the time to do all that? All for looking like a Z list celebrity...

 

[Coromanti]

Some decent looking girl I tried to get at unsuccessfully a few days ago added me on Instagram today. I was thinking "damn, I came up. she went through the trouble of stalking me through mutual friends". she then followed all my male friends and got them to follow her, and then she unfollowed all of us (I went to her profile and she had 624 followers and followed 10 people)

who the hell takes the time to do all that? All for looking like a Z list celebrity...

You mean IG Z list.  She not even IG famous.

The way I see it.

The tier

1. Actual celebrity (Kanye West, Jonah Hill)

2. [insert race/ethnicity] famous (Black Famous: Kevin Hart, Asian Famous: Niga Higa, etc..)

2. Internet famous (Timothy DeLaGhetto [though he's slowly moving up], Cain Karter (HotDamnIRock, Kev Jumba)

3. [insert website of choice] famous (Youtube famous, Tumblr Famous)

 

[lil black jean jacket]

i juss juana bee NT Famous

 

[equality]

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[keel252]

First time posting in TAY

Been talking to this Arab chick for a month and a bit now. First she was playing impossible to get and all these games, I knew exactly what she was tryna do so got through all her dumb games and chit. Started getting a bit more serious, her showing tons of signs of interest and all that. Actually enjoyed her company so wanted more than just yambs.

But after all that I could tell she was still playing games and stuff, so pretty much told her "listen, I ain't got time for no games and stuff I ain't in high school no more. So if you don't think it'll lead anywhere tell me now and that'll be that"

She responded with some stupid I like you too but she doesn't want nothing serious right now. Asked if we could still be friends though, I said yep we can (ain't no way that's happening hah) and deaded it there.

Did I play it right in this situation? Didn't wanna put up with no more games and stuff so had to ask her what was up

so basically you flipped roles and caught feelings first, when actually she wanted to be homies(FWB)?

 

[equality]

so basically you flipped roles and caught feelings first, when actually she wanted to be homies(FWB)?

FWB? 

Lol she's a virgin, I knew that before I started even getting closer to her. As I said, wasn't looking for the yambs or a FWB thing. Just started talking to her at the start cause of mutual friends, then just led to that

 

[keel252]

damn. nvm i cant relate. cancel the chick.

 

[equality]

damn. nvm i cant relate. cancel the chick.

No doubt. Taking the L, and on to the next

 

[titang545]

 
FWB? 

Lol she's a virgin, I knew that before I started even getting closer to her. As I said, wasn't looking for the yambs or a FWB thing. Just started talking to her at the start cause of mutual friends, then just led to that

Wrong move, if you knew she was a virgin you should of gotten the yambs first.  Being her first she would of handed you the keys to the P and let you do whatever you want.  Especially if you guys are in college...  You could of easily got the menage with her and another of her Arabian friends.  She didn't want anything serious because she is finally free from dictatorship that is her father, they don't play in the Arabian family. 

Assuming at this point, but if she has a well off family and you had a good head on your shoulders you might have been SET bruh.  Get in good with pops, DAMN.

 

[ballinsam23]

 
FWB? 
Lol she's a virgin, I knew that before I started even getting closer to her. As I said, wasn't looking for the yambs or a FWB thing. Just started talking to her at the start cause of mutual friends, then just led to that

Wrong move, if you knew she was a virgin you should of gotten the yambs first.  Being her first she would of handed you the keys to the P and let you do whatever you want.  Especially if you guys are in college...  You could of easily got the menage with her and another of her Arabian friends.  She didn't want anything serious because she is finally free from dictatorship that is her father, they don't play in the Arabian family. 

LOL he must be dealing with either a strictly religious or a strict family type Arabian chick. Its damn near impossible to crack them if they are a virgin (most are abstinent). They'll do everything but actually ****.

Menage with an Arabian friend? That shouldn't even be a thought

 

[tdogg2k]

Wrong move, if you knew she was a virgin you should of gotten the yambs first.  Being her first she would of handed you the keys to the P and let you do whatever you want.  Especially if you guys are in college...  You could of easily got the menage with her and another of her Arabian friends.  She didn't want anything serious because she is finally free from dictatorship that is her father, they don't play in the Arabian family. 

Assuming at this point, but if she has a well off family and you had a good head on your shoulders you might have been SET bruh.  Get in good with pops, DAMN.

LOL he must be dealing with either a strictly religious or a strict family type Arabian chick. Its damn near impossible to crack them if they are a virgin (most are abstinent). They'll do everything but actually ****.

Menage with an Arabian friend? That shouldn't even be a thought

I was going to say the same thing.. lol Arabian chicks are not that easy to crack (pun intended) whether ultra religious or not.
To be honest most non-american cultures are hard to get at because of their family values. Muslim is by far the hardest though.

he was trying to have a legit g/f I dont blame him, you did the right thing bro. cut your loses if she doesnt want it.

 

[titang545]

I was going to say the same thing.. lol Arabian chicks are not that easy to crack (pun intended) whether ultra religious or not.
To be honest most non-american cultures are hard to get at because of their family values. Muslim is by far the hardest though.

he was trying to have a legit g/f I dont blame him, you did the right thing bro. cut your loses if she doesnt want it.

True, he certainly did the right thin until he told us she was a virgin.  That changes the game, the Bulls just subbed Jordan in for BJ Armstrong right there.

 

[niquefreak94]

Did I miss something or did FAT change into PHAT, because he clearly said "fat."

Man what?! dude said...in the quote you posted "a s s was fat" that means her butt was big in those spandex. This ain't no porn flick dawg who says phat?

 

[titang545]

Man what?!

dude said...in the quote you posted "a s s was fat" that means her butt was big in those spandex. This ain't no porn flick dawg who says phat?

WHAAA?  When did they stop saying it?

If she can't enjoy the beauty of a phat butt or a nice pair of ******* with you, don't cuff her.

As my homie said "I'm too old to be cuffing women who don't like looking at women too".

Also let me add
Best tasting and fattest monkeys = pacific island women . All them pineapples and beach breezes got them tasting like Hawaiian sweet bread and they got phat cats to boot

 

[Peep Game]

I cant do to thick.i like them to be in shape. I mean i would still smash a thick girl to get one off. but to wife ...they would get big after popping out one kid. I'm good....i want to still find my wife attractive after child birth...shallow...i know...but i don't care. .....

There's nothing at all wrong with that actually

 

[equality]

I was going to say the same thing.. lol Arabian chicks are not that easy to crack (pun intended) whether ultra religious or not.
To be honest most non-american cultures are hard to get at because of their family values. Muslim is by far the hardest though.

he was trying to have a legit g/f I dont blame him, you did the right thing bro. cut your loses if she doesnt want it.

 

[jayhood23]

I was going to say the same thing.. lol Arabian chicks are not that easy to crack (pun intended) whether ultra religious or not.

To be honest most non-american cultures are hard to get at because of their family values. Muslim is by far the hardest though.


he was trying to have a legit g/f I dont blame him, you did the right thing bro. cut your loses if she doesnt want it.

That's what I'm saying. It's not like she's been under control her whole life though, has had flings and stuff before,  just choosing to save sex for marriage, strong family values etc.

Txted me this morning but ain't nobody tryin to be friends here. Regardless, on to the next one

I bet you responded though. It's gonna eat at you and eventually you'll accept being just friends. It's just the way it works, no need to try to play macho it happens to the best of us. Once she sees you with another chick she might throw the P at you like Randy Johnson.

 

[jet27]

Some decent looking girl I tried to get at unsuccessfully a few days ago added me on Instagram today. I was thinking "damn, I came up. she went through the trouble of stalking me through mutual friends". she then followed all my male friends and got them to follow her, and then she unfollowed all of us (I went to her profile and she had 624 followers and followed 10 people)

who the hell takes the time to do all that? All for looking like a Z list celebrity...

 

[アミーゴ]

I actually had a virgin last yr, posted about it in here and what not.

We were getting super close and she straight up told me it's not happening until marriage.

Convo and everything was super cool, was down to drink but at the end of the day I wasn't ready for marriage ANYTIME soon and need those constant yambs... Saw her bout a month ago, she works in the mall. She ran out to say Hi and I booked it lol.

 

[jayhood23]

I actually had a virgin last yr, posted about it in here and what not.

We were getting super close and she straight up told me it's not happening until marriage.

Convo and everything was super cool, was down to drink but at the end of the day I wasn't ready for marriage ANYTIME soon and need those constant yambs... Saw her bout a month ago, she works in the mall. She ran out to say Hi and I booked it lol.

This you?

 

[equality]

I bet you responded though. It's gonna eat at you and eventually you'll accept being just friends. It's just the way it works, no need to try to play macho it happens to the best of us. Once she sees you with another chick she might throw the P at you like Randy Johnson.

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[Bruce Banner]

You and

I cant do to thick.i like them to be in shape. I mean i would still smash a thick girl to get one off. but to wife ...they would get big after popping out one kid. I'm good....i want to still find my wife attractive after child birth...shallow...i know...but i don't care. .....

ALSO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF BEING COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO SMELL YOUR GIRL ..UMMMM FART..LIKE WHEN SHE SNEAK ONE OUT WHEN SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING. (TO A LOT OF YOU THIS CAN BE A TOUCHY SUBJECT.....CAUSE IN MY BOOKS GIRLS DON'T FART NOR POOP)  

you and me both man soon as you fart around me , you automatically lost value in my eyes lol but that comes with maturity tho we'll grow out of it .

 

[アミーゴ]

This you?

More or less. Saw her, she saw me, I bounced lol.

 

[MetalMario]

Smh realised im at the age where there's a possibility of girls being married now. I'm 22

 

[youngdoc]

Smh realised im at the age where there's a possibility of girls being married now. I'm 22

Ehh I really didn't start doing ring checks until mid 20s.

For our generation I think 25-30 is the prime age. I'm 29 and the larfe majority of ppl my age I know who are married did it in the last few years