That's the thing though, never actually been on a double date with any of
my friends. It would normally be me and my chick, one of her friends, and whatever bum one of her friends would currently be dating. It's normally cringe-inducing comedy.
I've only accidentally had my thumb in a chick's shooter. I have however put half of a foot-long candy cane in a chick's butt, while hitting it doggy. It wasn't one of the normal sized ones either, it was one of those thick *** ones about as round as a walking came

Saying it was fantastic for the both of us is an understatement