TAY: thread about yambs...

[black migo]

Nothing else needs to be said, shes waiting for you to hit her up

Your thinking too hard, you smashing next time your alone with her just set up another date

 

[djmano34]

dont put her frame of mind of you in a relationship. Shell **** set up another date.

 

[usabasketball08]

Some good advice has been posted so far.

This **** kinda threw me off because normally it's like clockwork for me.

Chill with a chick, say some smooth **** to get her mind going and use my hands a bit to keep those body fluids flowing, and then go in for the kill without even saying a single word about sex.


Didn't work this time, but i'm not gonna dwell on that.

 

[Mark Antony]

..... why you ain't answerin' her calls.....

I didn't answer her calls because she flaked on a date this past Friday. She claimed she didn't hear her phone when I called her. So after a hour of waiting I just chilled with someone else for the night. While I was chillin she blew my phone up all night and I didn't pick up. So Saturday afternoon she just pops up at my parents crib 

 as if we're married. I just graduated college in May, so I already know her motive and it's a scary thought.

Don't do that b, that's childish, the silent treatment. You learn that over time. It's bull **** leaving someone that cares about you in the dark like that, this ain't a random this is your girl. Her mind is gonna go places from "he's with some ****" to "**** I hope he's not dead!". Unless you plan on ending it (if so go ahead, no need to waste each others time), just communicate next time. And trust, just like they cheat better than we do, they do the silent treatment better than we do, **** ends up permanently sometimes.

 

[Mark Antony]

^ only one of two things can happen homie. She stops talking to you or you eventually **** her. You're thinking too hard about the game bruh. Don't pay attention to anything that she said about not ******g before a relationship and catching more feelings. You guys were on the porch the stars were shining your game was tight and she got a little moist from some words. Reality will sink in with each passing day and your chances of hitting it will dwindle. You gotta strike now or you will have to commit before hitting. If you want to commit disregard everything I said but seeing that this thread is about drilling *** cheeks I assume you want to smash without relationship hassles.

Word. If you do want a relationship though still keep it sexual but not pushy. And till then keep options, don't let her frustrate you holdin off on that box.

 

[youngdoc]

Kick it with her again and you'll close.

Could have closed but it would have been pushing it

 

[jaypiff]

Got this new yamb that I go to school with. She's here for the summer but her BF's back home until Fall Semester starts.

Pretty much been chillin & smashing for the past 2 weeks. Callin me babe n**** But that guilty conscience of mine is kicking in. These birds

 

[tdogg2k]

Yambily, This has been probably the most successful yamb weekend I've had since I've come back to America (overseas yambs was much easier, as stated earlier)
Went to my boys wedding Friday.. no yambs in the wedding part, so went out to the hotel lounge, and some chick was there sweatin us, so I went to her, talked her up. she telling me about some of her ratchet escapades and how she talks to dudes in jail. (which left me like...) so I said its time you talk to a real man, so just give me your number.
got the number that was that.
Saturday comes and I im going about my day, started thinking about the most recent ex, so hit up an old bench player, told her we chilling tonight, she said cool.
I have another wedding to go to so im driving out talking to the bench warmer, she excited.
Get to the wedding not many yambs to be found... but one was like a highschool friend of my friend, she is coming at my neck hard..
inviting me to another wedding in Sept (mind you this is my first 30 minutes knowing this chick) but I'm on my (i hate this word) 100000000000x swag so I was like f it, let me get your number, she comes out to the car with me when im leaving, shes like hey I gotta see you tommorrow what you doing.. I was like well im not doing anything now what's up.
She said I have to get back in the wedding since im staying with the bride. I was like cool i'll hit u up. kissed on the cheek and left....
Now im late for the bench warmers, and she blowing me up.. Im rude with her so I say, listen if u want to sleep take your @55 to bed and i'll stay where im at, but ofcourse she didnt want that to happen.
we meet at the bar, she acting all mad, so im like listen stop being like this or we can just call it a night, you out and got your pretty dress on have fun.
so we drink and talk. then shes says, come back to my house. , im like yo i live around the corner you come to mine.. she says well i got things at mine and i can be louder.
I know what that means ladies and gentleman,
get there and do my thing.
she tried to get me to stay the night but i was like look i gotta wake up and be on the move.....
here we are into sunday. and literally as i'm typing this. one bench player from 2 years ago just hit me with the... I think I want to break up with my man... What is going on Yambily.... head is blowing up...

shout out to this thread

everytime I think of the ex i come in here and read and yall get my head back on straight and make weekends like this happen for me!

 

[youngdoc]

Strong work

Nothing better than those random weekends

Side note - I've been guilty of this many times but still don't have a go to move; How do y'all approach texting yambs that you don't even really remember what they look like?

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]So anyway I pulled an unexpectedly nice chick at the Waffle House this morning. She looked like Beyonce's thicker cousin... Peep game how I closed the deal.

She was sitting at the "bar" section and I was sitting behind her waiting for my takeout. I saw her when she came in...she's tall beautiful and juicy.

• I knew that she is the type that gets dudes hitting on her CONSTANTLY so off top I knew I had to be unique with my approach. First off I had to get her to notice me so I stood up.
• She tried looking a few times but she saw me looking at her so she stopped short.
• I decided to have a conversation with the waitress knowing that if I seemed distracted that she would try to get a good long look at me...and it worked. As I was talking I noticed her looking me up and down for quite awhile.
• I then got my business card out of my business card holder (always keep business cards on me for networking both professionally and socially) since I knew I was going in on her.
• I got my food from the waitress and before I left I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Does your Cousin give you concert tickets when she's in town? She knew I was referring to Beyonce because she's probably heard it many times. So she smiled hard and said "yeah she does". I then said while handing her my card "Well next time she gives you tickets call me and we'll go together." She ate that up and was like "I'm so and so, and what's your name?" I told her and she said she's going to hit me up for sure. Mission accomplished.
  

[COLOR=#red]Below is her pic...yes indeed she has a spread on her!!! I should have a follow up in the near future I don't know about y'all but I'm very successful with the give them my number method...it allows them to decide when they are ready to get it The ULTIMATE no pressure deal and trust when you get that call it's on and poppin. I've had chicks call me months after, but when it's on it's on...gives them time to clean work out prior obligations if you know what I mean.[/COLOR]

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[mr marcus]

dat mass

 

[mikejeffjo]

A woman always chooses her man

Upgrade fellas

Get those business cards its the best way to score

Like fam said when she calls she's all yours

And if she doesn't you didn't need her anyway

Her lost

 

[rrlegend]

I've heard of the buisness card but what do you put on them ?

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

A woman always chooses her man

Upgrade fellas

Get those business cards its the best way to score

Like fam said when she calls she's all yours

And if she doesn't you didn't need her anyway

Her lost

[COLOR=#red]No doubt my dude, MikeJeff knows...and my dudes I lie to you not... less than 5 minutes after posting this, this fine chemical engineering Phd chick I met at school in February just sent me a text message!! I gave her my card when I met her in the Rec center and now 4 months later I got the call. I saw her a few times after I gave her my card and I never pressed her about why she never called me. Patience paid off I'm going in

Chicks get lonely and they change teams all the time...why not be an option if now now then later. Supplement your stable with the yamb deferment plan.[/COLOR]

 

[Peep Game]

^Can't argue with that at all

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

I've heard of the buisness card but what do you put on them ?

[COLOR=#red]
It can be as simple as name number and email address with a logo...if you have a professional job and already have cards you can give them that...if you are in school you can put name number email address and major...if you a budding music producer/photographer put that up there. It doesn't have to be fancy, just has to be available for you to give out my dude.It's distinctive and females tend to like that approach.

Vistaprint is running a $10.00 special for 250 customized cards. Just reupped myself.[/COLOR]

 

[rrlegend]

Yeah I've always given my number out I can't Remeber the last time I've gotten a number. One chick recently told me to hit her up on twitter and ig , said I don't do social media and whelp had her in the sack after her shift. I will get some made

 

[mikejeffjo]

Its a numbers game

Once you get the cards

Let's say

Out of 100 cards 50 chics you never hear from 25 actually call but yall never kick it 10-15 you go out with but don't nail 10 more you get in the sheets with 1st 2nd 3rd base or maybe all the way home

So out of that 100 cards you gauranteed to nail 1

If not I'm sorry fam this game aint for you

And depending on how tight your game is you might nail'em all

 

[mikejeffjo]

[COLOR=#red]No doubt my dude, MikeJeff knows...and my dudes I lie to you not... less than 5 minutes after posting this, this fine chemical engineering Phd chick I met at school in February just sent me a text message!! I gave her my card when I met her in the Rec center and now 4 months later I got the call. I saw her a few times after I gave her my card and I never pressed her about why she never called me. Patience paid off I'm going in

Chicks get lonely and they change teams all the time...why not be an option if now now then later. Supplement your stable with the yamb deferment plan.[/COLOR]

Givin'em game for free we oughta be chargin'em HAHN

Lol

I'm just jkn I love to see young players come up

 

[Peep Game]

Yeah I've always given my number out I can't Remeber the last time I've gotten a number. One chick recently told me to hit her up on twitter and ig , said I don't do social media and whelp had her in the sack after her shift. I will get some made

Man those chicks like 21 and under have a brain fart when you day say something like that. On any given day some chick will ask if I have IG, and when I tell them no, they act like there's no other single way to communicate

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

^Can't argue with that at all

Y[COLOR=#red]eah my dude...what's been up? You check out the Black Expo at G.R. Brown? Dude there were a lot of women there...I was actually at the gunshow right next to it. Was weird to see that mix my dude.[/COLOR]

 

[mikejeffjo]

I've heard of the buisness card but what do you put on them ?

Put whatever you want on it Dr. Lawyer, Plumber if you gone fake it just make sure its something you know about or you can just tell the truth idc if you work at Mcdonalds it always gives her the impression you bout something

Perfect example I got a chic that tells me she gets hot & bothered everytime she look at my card that's why she keeps it next to her bed

If you still think its a joke go look at the card scene from American Psycho trust me young player its real

 

[redbox]

Approaching randoms is all about confidence and small talk right? Young man checking in, ready to make a change.

 

[mr jordan04]

I can't seem to get over this one girl NT. How do you guys do it?
She's in my class so it's not like I can just stop seeing her all the time. She told a mutual friend in our class she knows I was trying to start something with her but she doesn't trust men due to family situations with her dad etc.
Due to her financial situation she doesn't get to enjoy much finer things in life so I bought a $400 bottle of Ace for our class barbeque knowing I won't get anything out of it. 

Simp

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah one chick I talk to right now her butt is so mean and perfect i'm almost possessive. My man's keeps saying "if you don't I will" and I joke like i'm mad, but I am actually slightly mad. If I don't get this one it's gon suck.

Approaching randoms is all about confidence and small talk right? Young man checking in, ready to make a change.

That's a part of it. Try just talking to everyone first to get the hang of having conversation with no expectations.