so i just knocked a bum out at the 99cent store...

[bobbybrownpacks]

a old lady "stepped" on his foot and he got wild and pushed her down and was about to mount her for a beating till i pulled him off. then he stood upand called me a "fat motherf-er" and swung and i let him hit me. (in the neck lol) so i did a short uppercut to his jaw as i laughed and drug him outthe store by his foot and lo and behold the police were STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE. so i got mad at the cops and they laughed, then i laughed then the 99cent storesecurity guard came and looked and laughed and i got free candy! all and all i love the 99 cent store. p.s. lots of "gangstas and thugs" were juststanding and watching...but thats the hood for ya.

 

[ericberry14]

you're a gangster

 

[ripfan816]

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

a old lady "stepped" on his foot and he got wild and pushed her down and was about to mount her for a beating till i pulled him off. then he stood up and called me a "fat motherf-er" and swung and i let him hit me. (in the neck lol) so i did a short uppercut to his jaw as i laughed and drug him out the store by his foot and lo and behold the police were STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE. so i got mad at the cops and they laughed, then i laughed then the 99cent store security guard came and looked and laughed and i got free candy! all and all i love the 99 cent store. p.s. lots of "gangstas and thugs" were just standing and watching...but thats the hood for ya.

Good ending

 

[he told on me]

Hood stores police dont do nothing.

 

[lrrr]

 

[bruza]

i REALLY never thought i woulddo this:

 

[youngflykidchris]

 

[datrealballa12]

What hood u in where 99 cent stores have security?, just curious

 

[jaypesoz]

a gangsta/thug would've cut dude in the face and with the cops there, no one would've been laughing

 

[skip0011]

what did i just read?

 

[trapmuzik617]

.... wow! random thread

 

[spot rusherz]

 

[dam itz lou]

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

a old lady "stepped" on his foot and he got wild and pushed her down and was about to mount her for a beating till i pulled him off. then he stood up and called me a "fat motherf-er" and swung and i let him hit me. (in the neck lol) so i did a short uppercut to his jaw as i laughed and drug him out the store by his foot and lo and behold the police were STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE. so i got mad at the cops and they laughed, then i laughed then the 99cent store security guard came and looked and laughed and i got free candy! all and all i love the 99 cent store. p.s. lots of "gangstas and thugs" were just standing and watching...but thats the hood for ya.

What the hell ?

 

[ripfan816]

 

[Deleted member 38307]

Tales of the duck?

 

[tarvald drama chase]

couldnt u have come up with a better story?? if ur gonna make ur self sound tite... dont be braggin about being at the 99cent store...and getting freecandy...FAIL

 

[blackmamba08]

 

[xairmaxinx]

I love the part where you say you "let him hit you" :stoneface

 

[mangudai954]

 

[capo617]

So everyone just laughed in a circle around this guy? That's pretty cool...but not really though. But hey, at least you got some free candy.

 

[derryj3]

whats good handsome b wunderful..didnt knwo you were still here

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

BUM FIGHT KREW!

 

[nastii swag 23]

 

[snaggykicks]

great story

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Ya'll should have went to IHOP afterward.