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Young girls of a certain age (usually somewhere between 14 and 17) are increasingly difficult to distinguish from actual women that are legal to be attracted to. These grown-looking teenage girls are referred to as jalebait, and have been the downfall of many a man. You see, true to the old adage, 15 will indeed get you 20...and a 15 year old girl that claims she's 18 will get you that same 20. However, every day men everywhere throw caution to the wind, horndoggishly pursuing any female who looks over the age of 16...but in some cases, you can't even blame the guy, odds are she's more developed and worldly than his old high school girlfriend 15 years ago.
How did young girls get to be so womanish? Blame additives to our food, blame television, blame Nicki Minaj(seriously, it's fun!), blame Canada...they "why" doesn't matter as much as the "how", as in "how do I make sure I don't end up in the slammer trying to get with this chick?" Well, for one, you could check ID...but nobody does that, and unless you work at a liqour store or 7-11, it's kind of a weird thing to ask a person you just met. Sure, there are common sense identifiers for young girls like a Catholic schoolgirl dress not worn as a choice, missing teeth and the public consumption of Fun Dip, but in a world where you can get both adult acne products and children's lingerie, the lines can be very blurry.
Often teenage girls have traits usually (and sometimes by law) reserved for women over the age of 18...overexposed skin, multiple tattoos, cigarettes, children...the old "I'm at least 18!" markers are meaningless in the world of today, causing confusion and misunderstandings to arise. Sure, she looks 18, knows exactly what she's doing, probably came on to you AND by virtue of being a female, must make the final decision on whether the act takes place for it to be considered consensual...but a court of law will not see it that way. I think there should be some sort of guide to bring some hiclarity to this phenomenon...luckily I write #**@ like that, so here it is, "She looked 18!"- a field guide to avoiding underage girls...if the lady you're thinking about dealing with has 4 out of 7 of these traits, that's no lady...it's somebody's daughter! Aight, let's get immature:
1) Khakis/a polo shirt- While a classic American outfit that spans most generations and walks of life, it is not commonly worn by young girls that have graduated high school...mostly because they were likely forced into that outfit for 4 straight years as part of an ever-proliferating school uniform program. (If you happen to spot a girl of questionable age wearing this outfit, you can look at her chest...but only long enough to see if there's some kind of high school crest on it and not a second longer, ya pervert.) Obviously if she's wearing a high school shirt, almost 100% of the time she's currently attending, which would put her under the compulsory school attendance age of 20. Sure, you could risk it...but is it worth it?
2) a brightly colored/bejeweled phone case- Just about everyone reading this has a phone and may even be using it to read this. Now look at your phone...what color is your case? 8 out of 10 of you said black...you know why? We're (kinda) adults. Now, of course there's a lot to be said for individuality and there are those people who like everything in their life brightly colored well into adulthood...but if you see an attractive female carrying a Tweety Bird phone case, you should just pretend you can't even use those words in that order, forget you ever saw it, and walk away. Also a giveaway is a phone covered in rhinestones...grown women know this increases the visibility, and thus snatchability, of their valuable device, but young girls just like it because it's shiny. Know this and adjust your sights accordingly.
3) more keychains than keys- The obsession of teenage girls with keychains has never been fully explained...all you need to understand is if she only has one key to go with a heart, a souvenir from some beach, a high school picture, a picture of her on some rollercoaster from the class trip last year and 14 Hello Kitty keychains, there's no way she's legal.
4) a backpack- This one may not be as obvious, seeing as college students (read: legal girls) could feasibly transport their books in such a bag, but the fact is very few college students use them. Backpacks are durable and load-friendly, but hardly stylish...the older woman has moved away from this, the teenage girl often has no choice in the matter. College students, with their open class schedules, are far more likely to either walk around with only the book they need or purposefully distiguish themselves from high school students by carrying a different style of bag, such as a messenger, a drawstring, or a large purse containing half her life. Even in the few cases you do see a woman over 18 with a backpack, it will not have Dora the Explorer on it, so please don't even play yourself.
5) braces- Seriously, what's the percentage of Americans over the age of 18 with braces? 15%? 10%? 5%? Less? The way I see it, talking to a chick with braces will land you in jail 85% of the time as a best-case scenario...not my kind of odds.
6) LOUD!- Young girls, as MTV just won't let us forget, often struggle with self-image issues and where they fit in the world and blah blah blah. Often, they feel invisible...so they have to be LOUD TO MAKE UP FOR IT! THEIR IPOD IS LOUD, THEIR RINGTONES ARE LOUD, THEIR VOICES ARE LOUD, THEY PROBABLY EVEN TYPE LOUD ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS! IF EVERYTHING IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE IS THIS LOUD, THEY'RE EITHER YOUNG, DEAF, OR STUPID...EITHER WAY, IT'S PROBABLY INCONVENIENT! OH, AND SPEAKING OF TYPING...
7) @ ReAlLy W€!rD Wa¥ oV TyPinNn- ...I was gonna run with that joke and do this whole item that way, but I was pissing myself off and it would have taken longer than it took to write the rest of the post. Really, why the !%*+ do people do that? Well...actually none of my friends have done it since maybe 5 years ago (and if so, they got deleted...on and off social networking) ...wait, I was 18 then, wasn't I? My point exactly.
Nobody over the age of--...well, nobody, really, but nobody over 16 writes that way and they damn sure should have let it go by the time they became legal. I'll put it this way...if you get a text that looks anything like that, their parents probably pay their cell phone bill and can see what y'all are talking about, so be careful (and if you get a nekkid pic accompanied by a text that looks like that, delete it...you're now in posession of child porn). Occasionally she'll even be the mature one of her friends and not type that way...but once you add her on some friendsite and all her friends talk that way, the façade is quite thin. Bottom line is, if she writes that way, she probably thinks that way, and that makes her either young-minded or just plain too young...a man of integrity desires neither.
It is important to note that the above guidelines are not necessarily a clear-cut designation of underagedness individually, but a few together paint a pretty clear picture (one that the paint isn't dry yet on and thus you should keep your hands off).The distinction between girl and woman grows fuzzier and fuzzier in our world of today, and it's my hope that this guide can help bring that picture into a little more focus. Honestly, it can get a bit hard to tell...so this is me telling you. (Now you don't have an excuse lol) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go pray for a firstborn son. For umf, I'm AJ...thank you, and good night.
Young girls of a certain age (usually somewhere between 14 and 17) are increasingly difficult to distinguish from actual women that are legal to be attracted to. These grown-looking teenage girls are referred to as jalebait, and have been the downfall of many a man. You see, true to the old adage, 15 will indeed get you 20...and a 15 year old girl that claims she's 18 will get you that same 20. However, every day men everywhere throw caution to the wind, horndoggishly pursuing any female who looks over the age of 16...but in some cases, you can't even blame the guy, odds are she's more developed and worldly than his old high school girlfriend 15 years ago.
How did young girls get to be so womanish? Blame additives to our food, blame television, blame Nicki Minaj(seriously, it's fun!), blame Canada...they "why" doesn't matter as much as the "how", as in "how do I make sure I don't end up in the slammer trying to get with this chick?" Well, for one, you could check ID...but nobody does that, and unless you work at a liqour store or 7-11, it's kind of a weird thing to ask a person you just met. Sure, there are common sense identifiers for young girls like a Catholic schoolgirl dress not worn as a choice, missing teeth and the public consumption of Fun Dip, but in a world where you can get both adult acne products and children's lingerie, the lines can be very blurry.
Often teenage girls have traits usually (and sometimes by law) reserved for women over the age of 18...overexposed skin, multiple tattoos, cigarettes, children...the old "I'm at least 18!" markers are meaningless in the world of today, causing confusion and misunderstandings to arise. Sure, she looks 18, knows exactly what she's doing, probably came on to you AND by virtue of being a female, must make the final decision on whether the act takes place for it to be considered consensual...but a court of law will not see it that way. I think there should be some sort of guide to bring some hiclarity to this phenomenon...luckily I write #**@ like that, so here it is, "She looked 18!"- a field guide to avoiding underage girls...if the lady you're thinking about dealing with has 4 out of 7 of these traits, that's no lady...it's somebody's daughter! Aight, let's get immature:
1) Khakis/a polo shirt- While a classic American outfit that spans most generations and walks of life, it is not commonly worn by young girls that have graduated high school...mostly because they were likely forced into that outfit for 4 straight years as part of an ever-proliferating school uniform program. (If you happen to spot a girl of questionable age wearing this outfit, you can look at her chest...but only long enough to see if there's some kind of high school crest on it and not a second longer, ya pervert.) Obviously if she's wearing a high school shirt, almost 100% of the time she's currently attending, which would put her under the compulsory school attendance age of 20. Sure, you could risk it...but is it worth it?
2) a brightly colored/bejeweled phone case- Just about everyone reading this has a phone and may even be using it to read this. Now look at your phone...what color is your case? 8 out of 10 of you said black...you know why? We're (kinda) adults. Now, of course there's a lot to be said for individuality and there are those people who like everything in their life brightly colored well into adulthood...but if you see an attractive female carrying a Tweety Bird phone case, you should just pretend you can't even use those words in that order, forget you ever saw it, and walk away. Also a giveaway is a phone covered in rhinestones...grown women know this increases the visibility, and thus snatchability, of their valuable device, but young girls just like it because it's shiny. Know this and adjust your sights accordingly.
3) more keychains than keys- The obsession of teenage girls with keychains has never been fully explained...all you need to understand is if she only has one key to go with a heart, a souvenir from some beach, a high school picture, a picture of her on some rollercoaster from the class trip last year and 14 Hello Kitty keychains, there's no way she's legal.
4) a backpack- This one may not be as obvious, seeing as college students (read: legal girls) could feasibly transport their books in such a bag, but the fact is very few college students use them. Backpacks are durable and load-friendly, but hardly stylish...the older woman has moved away from this, the teenage girl often has no choice in the matter. College students, with their open class schedules, are far more likely to either walk around with only the book they need or purposefully distiguish themselves from high school students by carrying a different style of bag, such as a messenger, a drawstring, or a large purse containing half her life. Even in the few cases you do see a woman over 18 with a backpack, it will not have Dora the Explorer on it, so please don't even play yourself.
5) braces- Seriously, what's the percentage of Americans over the age of 18 with braces? 15%? 10%? 5%? Less? The way I see it, talking to a chick with braces will land you in jail 85% of the time as a best-case scenario...not my kind of odds.
6) LOUD!- Young girls, as MTV just won't let us forget, often struggle with self-image issues and where they fit in the world and blah blah blah. Often, they feel invisible...so they have to be LOUD TO MAKE UP FOR IT! THEIR IPOD IS LOUD, THEIR RINGTONES ARE LOUD, THEIR VOICES ARE LOUD, THEY PROBABLY EVEN TYPE LOUD ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS! IF EVERYTHING IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE IS THIS LOUD, THEY'RE EITHER YOUNG, DEAF, OR STUPID...EITHER WAY, IT'S PROBABLY INCONVENIENT! OH, AND SPEAKING OF TYPING...
7) @ ReAlLy W€!rD Wa¥ oV TyPinNn- ...I was gonna run with that joke and do this whole item that way, but I was pissing myself off and it would have taken longer than it took to write the rest of the post. Really, why the !%*+ do people do that? Well...actually none of my friends have done it since maybe 5 years ago (and if so, they got deleted...on and off social networking) ...wait, I was 18 then, wasn't I? My point exactly.
Nobody over the age of--...well, nobody, really, but nobody over 16 writes that way and they damn sure should have let it go by the time they became legal. I'll put it this way...if you get a text that looks anything like that, their parents probably pay their cell phone bill and can see what y'all are talking about, so be careful (and if you get a nekkid pic accompanied by a text that looks like that, delete it...you're now in posession of child porn). Occasionally she'll even be the mature one of her friends and not type that way...but once you add her on some friendsite and all her friends talk that way, the façade is quite thin. Bottom line is, if she writes that way, she probably thinks that way, and that makes her either young-minded or just plain too young...a man of integrity desires neither.
It is important to note that the above guidelines are not necessarily a clear-cut designation of underagedness individually, but a few together paint a pretty clear picture (one that the paint isn't dry yet on and thus you should keep your hands off).The distinction between girl and woman grows fuzzier and fuzzier in our world of today, and it's my hope that this guide can help bring that picture into a little more focus. Honestly, it can get a bit hard to tell...so this is me telling you. (Now you don't have an excuse lol) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go pray for a firstborn son. For umf, I'm AJ...thank you, and good night.
