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Whats the worst roommate you ever had?
Dudes not doing dishes for months, leaving condoms lying around, etc
Dudes not doing dishes for months, leaving condoms lying around, etc
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Originally Posted by Sellout
leaving condoms lying around
Originally Posted by WearinTheFourFive
Who just leaves condom's lying around?Like "oh, I'll just pick that up later".
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
i lived with my former best friend's brother for about 9 months... i'd give him cash for bills and found out they weren't getting paid until they'd get cut off.
then i came home one day and noticed a minimized window on my computer... maximized it and it was a dude. banging. a. chicken. gross. dude was kazaaing all sorts of nonsense on my computer. that, white power songs, beastiality and other atrocities.
moved out when he was at work. everything in his name = clean getaway.
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
i lived with my former best friend's brother for about 9 months... i'd give him cash for bills and found out they weren't getting paid until they'd get cut off.
then i came home one day and noticed a minimized window on my computer... maximized it and it was a dude. banging. a. chicken. gross. dude was kazaaing all sorts of nonsense on my computer. that, white power songs, beastiality and other atrocities.
moved out when he was at work. everything in his name = clean getaway.
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Originally Posted by Ishnaga
My roomie smashes random internet chicks on the regular...it dont matter dimes or pennies, Its embarrasing but there so nice when they come over...also he leaves open monster drinks in the living room like crazy! ants be all in my couches AH!! Next roomie is gonna be a Lezbian, now im frustrated!
When I moved out for the first time, me and my roommate noticed that our food was slowly being eaten. Didn't know the dudes too well, so no one ever said anything. Found out it was the other roomate and we got him back by putting pubes in his butter.Originally Posted by DecemberLove
I packed a crap load of calzones from the dining hall the other day (by wrapping them in hella napkins) and stuffed them in my pockets. Got to my dorm and told my roommate he could have some since he helped as I was putting them in the fridge. A few days go by and the calzones are getting eaten until there was one left. I told my roommate he could have the last one and he tells me he'll think about it. Next two days go by and I'm starving, reluctant to use any more meals from my meal plan. I see that the calzone hasn't been eaten and I, as the chief thief of the calzone, decide to go ahead and eat this thing. I go to grab it and the thing collapses in my hand.
My roommate took the calzone and left the napkins with an empty space in it giving me false hope.
I screamed at him a little bit and now he knows that trash belongs in the garbage can.
Originally Posted by Sellout
When I moved out for the first time, me and my roommate noticed that our food was slowly being eaten. Didn't know the dudes too well, so no one ever said anything. Found out it was the other roomate and we got him back by putting pubes in his butter.Originally Posted by DecemberLove
I packed a crap load of calzones from the dining hall the other day (by wrapping them in hella napkins) and stuffed them in my pockets. Got to my dorm and told my roommate he could have some since he helped as I was putting them in the fridge. A few days go by and the calzones are getting eaten until there was one left. I told my roommate he could have the last one and he tells me he'll think about it. Next two days go by and I'm starving, reluctant to use any more meals from my meal plan. I see that the calzone hasn't been eaten and I, as the chief thief of the calzone, decide to go ahead and eat this thing. I go to grab it and the thing collapses in my hand.
My roommate took the calzone and left the napkins with an empty space in it giving me false hope.
I screamed at him a little bit and now he knows that trash belongs in the garbage can.
Both of you are suspect for that.Originally Posted by Sellout
When I moved out for the first time, me and my roommate noticed that our food was slowly being eaten. Didn't know the dudes too well, so no one ever said anything. Found out it was the other roomate and we got him back by putting pubes in his butter.Originally Posted by DecemberLove
I packed a crap load of calzones from the dining hall the other day (by wrapping them in hella napkins) and stuffed them in my pockets. Got to my dorm and told my roommate he could have some since he helped as I was putting them in the fridge. A few days go by and the calzones are getting eaten until there was one left. I told my roommate he could have the last one and he tells me he'll think about it. Next two days go by and I'm starving, reluctant to use any more meals from my meal plan. I see that the calzone hasn't been eaten and I, as the chief thief of the calzone, decide to go ahead and eat this thing. I go to grab it and the thing collapses in my hand.
My roommate took the calzone and left the napkins with an empty space in it giving me false hope.
I screamed at him a little bit and now he knows that trash belongs in the garbage can.
That's just evilOriginally Posted by Sellout
When I moved out for the first time, me and my roommate noticed that our food was slowly being eaten. Didn't know the dudes too well, so no one ever said anything. Found out it was the other roomate and we got him back by putting pubes in his butter.Originally Posted by DecemberLove
I packed a crap load of calzones from the dining hall the other day (by wrapping them in hella napkins) and stuffed them in my pockets. Got to my dorm and told my roommate he could have some since he helped as I was putting them in the fridge. A few days go by and the calzones are getting eaten until there was one left. I told my roommate he could have the last one and he tells me he'll think about it. Next two days go by and I'm starving, reluctant to use any more meals from my meal plan. I see that the calzone hasn't been eaten and I, as the chief thief of the calzone, decide to go ahead and eat this thing. I go to grab it and the thing collapses in my hand.
My roommate took the calzone and left the napkins with an empty space in it giving me false hope.
I screamed at him a little bit and now he knows that trash belongs in the garbage can.