Pretty stupid but never eating chocolate again or anything that contains it

eating chocolate chip cookies right now, zero damns given they are delicious. 
 
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Yeah chocolate, peanutbutter and a bunch of other sweet stuff are legally allowed to contain a certain amount of insect matter.

Not really a biggy... Unless you have an allergy, the bugs are probably healthier for you than the sweets themselves. :lol
 
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eating chocolate chip cookies right now, zero damns given they are delicious. 
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The average person swallows 8 spiders a year while sleeping. Are you going to quit sleeping too?

That doesn't even take into account the bugs that the average person swallows a year while sleeping...

or the average bugs that poop in your mouth while you're sleeping...

or mate in your mouth while you're sleeping...





































Better get a dental dam OP. Them bugs... they outchea.
 
These types of parameters exists for a lot more food items than chocolate.


Guess you should only eat what you make/grow..
 
The average person swallows 8 spiders a year while sleeping. Are you going to quit sleeping too?

That doesn't even take into account the bugs that the average person swallows a year while sleeping...

or the average bugs that poop in your mouth while you're sleeping...

or mate in your mouth while you're sleeping...





































Better get a dental dam OP. Them bugs... they outchea.
i wonder how a spider got up in my mouth...
 
So you're cool with eating dead pigs and cows and birds, that ingest insects daily, but you're freaked out by some spider legs. Step your reptilian game up, slime, da good food is passing you by.
 
I don't see why people make these types of decisions, I saw a video inside of a slaughterhouse. I could care less if my cows are being tortured. They're dead when I buy them and they're not gonna stop killing them. Plus they taste 
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Midnight Milky Way is straight crack :x :eek. That's my dark choco fix right there.
 
I dont even care. I aint trippin. chocolate tastes to good. No dambs given.
 
Everything you eat is pasteurized, heated, cooked thoroughly, etc. There might be larvae semen in it but it's dead otherwise a lot of people would be getting sick and settlements would be paid out every other day. Milk can contain x amount of pus and blood but as I said, it's dead due to pasteurization. I, myself, don't really eat chocolate because it makes my heart race. There are a few stimulants in chocolate such as caffeine, theobromine, and phenylethylamine.
 
Cockroches are delicasies in some asian nations right?
You've never seen Andrew Zimmern?

Also this doesn't surprise me, but honestly I don't care enough to not eat it. Them cookies and creme hersheys though 
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Damn this thread got me salivating for some good milk chocolate Cadbury's. That purple wrapper is gold deliciousness! No lunch today. Just purple wrapper time. Thanks OP.
 
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