Post your tales of Simpin , Thirst , Dirty Mackin or Stalking

[mextra45]

We have all hit a point in our lives where the hunger to Get the Draws (GTD Shout out to Tommy Strawn )

 makes us do some dumb stuff
So I invite you to share with us your low points in trying to sniff the cooch , the E-Versions of simping and thrist etc are permitted as well 

This one broad had me setting my self up like a sucker lol I would think i was slick and take my break around the same time she got off  work .
We worked in the same building so im sitting out front chillin start off by waving keeping it cool and before long im holding her work bag escorting her to the metro smh
Just to have to run back to get back into work on time .As it goes on i finally get up enough to go at her  a Brother got shut down and friendzoned and shut down

 

 

[mextra45]

We have all hit a point in our lives where the hunger to Get the Draws (GTD Shout out to Tommy Strawn )

 makes us do some dumb stuff
So I invite you to share with us your low points in trying to sniff the cooch , the E-Versions of simping and thrist etc are permitted as well 

This one broad had me setting my self up like a sucker lol I would think i was slick and take my break around the same time she got off  work .
We worked in the same building so im sitting out front chillin start off by waving keeping it cool and before long im holding her work bag escorting her to the metro smh
Just to have to run back to get back into work on time .As it goes on i finally get up enough to go at her  a Brother got shut down and friendzoned and shut down

 

 

[ins]

im not about that life.

 

[soversotowel]

"aint nobody simpin nowhere close to me"

 

[soversotowel]

"aint nobody simpin nowhere close to me"

 

[ins]

im not about that life.

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

great thread should be good , last year around may, I went out on a date with my sister freind (my sis friend is older)

went on a date, paid for food, pool and about 4 drinks, went to shorty house, started kissing, went to the house tried to smash, shorty denied

deaded me, I felt like a trick, and then to top it off I never had another date with shorty smh

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

great thread should be good , last year around may, I went out on a date with my sister freind (my sis friend is older)

went on a date, paid for food, pool and about 4 drinks, went to shorty house, started kissing, went to the house tried to smash, shorty denied

deaded me, I felt like a trick, and then to top it off I never had another date with shorty smh

 

[its that dude]

Back in 7th grade, I used an umbrella everyday.

During lunch, some of the cutest girls in my class would ALWAYS go sit with me on the benches in the sun under my umbrella. My swag was always turnt on to a hundred thousand trillion. This eventually led to these girls sitting on my lap > lapdances > handjobs > blowjobs

This happened everyday.

Then in 8th grade, we upgraded and took over the benches in the shade underneath the trees on the playground.

I was such a simp...

 

[its that dude]

Back in 7th grade, I used an umbrella everyday.

During lunch, some of the cutest girls in my class would ALWAYS go sit with me on the benches in the sun under my umbrella. My swag was always turnt on to a hundred thousand trillion. This eventually led to these girls sitting on my lap > lapdances > handjobs > blowjobs

This happened everyday.

Then in 8th grade, we upgraded and took over the benches in the shade underneath the trees on the playground.

I was such a simp...

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

In high school I chased a girl for 7 months while she was calling me every night, talking for hours....about other dudes. And I constantly told her that I liked her.

I saw her last week sitting on a bench on my campus. She called me out and I went to go chop it up with her and see if she kept in touch with any other people I knew from h.s. She started talking about how guys are mistreating her and I got up and told her I have something better to do. She texted me later that day saying that it was kinda @@!!@+ up what I did. Yesterday she texted me if I wanted to hang out. Texted her back "No"

What type of %@** is this? Why do these things work on girls? I know why...cuz they're stupid.

Experience is the greatest teacher, never forget that.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

In high school I chased a girl for 7 months while she was calling me every night, talking for hours....about other dudes. And I constantly told her that I liked her.

I saw her last week sitting on a bench on my campus. She called me out and I went to go chop it up with her and see if she kept in touch with any other people I knew from h.s. She started talking about how guys are mistreating her and I got up and told her I have something better to do. She texted me later that day saying that it was kinda @@!!@+ up what I did. Yesterday she texted me if I wanted to hang out. Texted her back "No"

What type of %@** is this? Why do these things work on girls? I know why...cuz they're stupid.

Experience is the greatest teacher, never forget that.

 

[whyhellothere]

-had feelings for girl 10th grade
-became girl's b***h (carrying her books & bags,going shopping with her, giving her $, listening to her problems, etc)
-girl teased me to keep me on a leash (playing mind games)
-IDNS 

-became cold
-seen girl again in 12th grade, hit her with the

& kept it moving

 

[whyhellothere]

-had feelings for girl 10th grade
-became girl's b***h (carrying her books & bags,going shopping with her, giving her $, listening to her problems, etc)
-girl teased me to keep me on a leash (playing mind games)
-IDNS 

-became cold
-seen girl again in 12th grade, hit her with the

& kept it moving

 

[yung lo head]

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

 

[yung lo head]

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by Yung Lo HEAD

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

BRUH

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by Yung Lo HEAD

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

BRUH

 

[hoosierdaddy282]

I got this one chick on and off the team depending on the season... she's slept in my bed 3 times... I cook for her... she cleans for me. We've been on dates, to the club, hell we even went to church together last Easter. The most recent lack-of-sex occurred at the 3 in the morning when she came to my crib... just to sleep with me... like, literally. We slept together. But that's it. She woke up, kissed me, and left... What? She also backed out of the 3 some we had planned. I don't get it. I mean, hell.. I don't even ALMOST understand how we've never had sex. It's been like 2 years, multiple relationships, and several breakups since she offered it to me. so hopw have I not crashed? I'm pretty good with getting what I want if I want it bad enough. So I'm VERY confused. I just up and decided not to care one day, and I let that +*$# go.... but still.. she's def. the one that got away and continues to get away.

 

[hoosierdaddy282]

I got this one chick on and off the team depending on the season... she's slept in my bed 3 times... I cook for her... she cleans for me. We've been on dates, to the club, hell we even went to church together last Easter. The most recent lack-of-sex occurred at the 3 in the morning when she came to my crib... just to sleep with me... like, literally. We slept together. But that's it. She woke up, kissed me, and left... What? She also backed out of the 3 some we had planned. I don't get it. I mean, hell.. I don't even ALMOST understand how we've never had sex. It's been like 2 years, multiple relationships, and several breakups since she offered it to me. so hopw have I not crashed? I'm pretty good with getting what I want if I want it bad enough. So I'm VERY confused. I just up and decided not to care one day, and I let that +*$# go.... but still.. she's def. the one that got away and continues to get away.

 

[rawex5]

In before rickerocket1.

 

[rawex5]

In before rickerocket1.

 

[mytmouse76]

i always thought it was Tommy Strong

 

[mytmouse76]

i always thought it was Tommy Strong

 

[haiti5]

never dirty macked...never really simped...women usually approach me...and im ugly as hell