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[odog24]

post some of your funniest stories where you "troll" someone  for lack of a better term.

ill post something that happened to me recently

so my dad is looking through boxes in the garage and he comes across a fat stack of 1 dollar bills. i guess he left them there or something lol, so he gives them to me and idk what to use it for except the stripclub. but my car was almost on empty i decided to use it for gas. it was all rolled up with rubberband around it like some drug money and i handed it like that to the cashier and shes given me funny looks but anyways it ended up being 54 dollars.

post yours

 

[megatron]

Originally Posted by odog24

post some of your funniest stories where you "troll" someone  for lack of a better term.

ill post something that happened to me recently

so my dad is looking through boxes in the garage and he comes across a fat stack of 1 dollar bills. i guess he left them there or something lol, so he gives them to me and idk what to use it for except the stripclub. but my car was almost on empty i decided to use it for gas. it was all rolled up with rubberband around it like some drug money and i handed it like that to the cashier and shes given me funny looks but anyways it ended up being 54 dollars.

post yours

Your life is pretty damn boring if that's fun for you.

 

[offbad]

Originally Posted by odog24

post some of your funniest stories where you "troll" someone  for lack of a better term.

ill post something that happened to me recently

so my dad is looking through boxes in the garage and he comes across a fat stack of 1 dollar bills. i guess he left them there or something lol, so he gives them to me and idk what to use it for except the stripclub. but my car was almost on empty i decided to use it for gas. it was all rolled up with rubberband around it like some drug money and i handed it like that to the cashier and shes given me funny looks but anyways it ended up being 54 dollars.

post yours

this is not trolling.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

wow. this thread. sucks.

 

[shorty doo wop]

When my boy lost his phone my friends and I went to go get it from some guy that called and found it but one of my homeys ({}) out so when we came back we had one dude hide and we came back like we got flipped son almost had a breakdown

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in after megatron?

 

[odog24]

Originally Posted by megatron

Originally Posted by odog24

Your life is pretty damn boring if that's fun for you.

how ironic

 

[monstar1]

 

[cheese wagstaff]

Originally Posted by odog24

post some of your funniest stories where you "troll" someone  for lack of a better term.

ill post something that happened to me recently

so my dad is looking through boxes in the garage and he comes across a fat stack of 1 dollar bills. i guess he left them there or something lol, so he gives them to me and idk what to use it for except the stripclub. but my car was almost on empty i decided to use it for gas. it was all rolled up with rubberband around it like some drug money and i handed it like that to the cashier and shes given me funny looks but anyways it ended up being 54 dollars.

post yours

Sorry bud but this is not trolling...!

4chan culture is really spreading too fast.

 

[iYen]

 

[odog24]

Dang

 

[sleaze jar omens]

that's not trolling OP. I convinced my boy his sister got trained and caught hep and hiv.

I also go to places with tablets like best buy and target, tether with my phone, and pull up porn on them. High volume for maximum rage. Asian porn works really well.

also used to use school networks to send notes to all comps, lock out comps, I basically shut the library down one day. notadamninsight.mp4

and trolling is not 4ch culture. trolling is an ancient technique, an art, passed down generation to generation. children and moralbobs have ruined my beloved bee

 

[Deleted member 38307]

The other day I took my girl's phone without her knowing and put in my boy's number as Darth Vader. I then texted him and told him what I did and to just mess with her. +%+! was hilarious, she was freaking out cause she couldn't figure out who it was. He texted her a bunch of star wars type stuff and then creepy stuff like I see you, and she replied if you see me then what am I wearing, which I quickly txted him and deleted the text and pretended to text another friend. She was flipping out, I even let her hold my phone so she could see I wasn't doing anything. Had her freaking out for like an hour

 

[justhotkicks]

I don't know if this is really trolling...but I was at McDonald's yesterday buying a coffee and two apple pies, and I said to the cashier:



Me: "What's the difference between a McDouble and a Double Cheeseburger?"

Her: "McDouble has one slice of cheese and the Double Cheeseburger has two."

Me: "So everything's the same, except for the cheese?"

Her: "Yup,"

Me: "How much would you charge for a slice of cheese - say I wanted to get a McChicken with a slice of cheese."

Her: "Let me ask the manager... *returns* ...fifty cents."

Me: "Gotcha. So can I order a McDouble with an extra slice of cheese?"

Her: "A double cheese burger?"

Me: "No, a McDouble, but with an extra slice of cheese."

Her: "It's the same thing."

Me: "No it isn't - a Double Cheeseburger costs $1.99 and a McDouble with an extra slice is $1.49."

Her: "Do you really want it?"

Me: "Depends - will you charge me just $1.49 for it?"

Her: "Probably."

Me: "What if I wanted a McDouble with an extra slice of cheese, wrapped in a Double Cheeseburger paper wrap?"

Her: "Here's your coffee and pies - NEXT ON LINE"

 

[michael0360]

Originally Posted by justhotkicks


Me: "What if I wanted a McDouble with an extra slice of cheese, wrapped in a Double Cheeseburger paper wrap?"

this line got me

 

[Deleted member 38307]

Originally Posted by michael0360

Originally Posted by justhotkicks


Me: "What if I wanted a McDouble with an extra slice of cheese, wrapped in a Double Cheeseburger paper wrap?"

this line got me

I was just talking to my friend about this the other day. Someone should make a philosoraptor meme.

 

[young718chris]

Boo this man

 

[tsx24]

I trolled my friend pretty hard a few years back.
Back Story : There was this guy who would call/text me because i guess some chick gave out a random number and he would call me asking for her. He would call/text every 1-2 months for this girl and i would text him and pretend to be the girl he was looking for, i actually got him to meet up with this "pretend" girl and he would text me saying he was there but after awhile I got really annoyed by this guy and i told my friend to call him back and cuss him out saying that he was her boyfriend and if he had ever called again that he would track him down and kill him.

Fast forward after the call it was on the eve of april 1st (which made it even more epic) i had my friend message him telling him that there was a report of a death threat and that the cops had come to my house and arrested me and took me in. My friend( the guy who made the threat) was blowing up my phone and trying to reach me because he was super worried. I waited a whole day and on April 1st i called him and said APRIL FOOLS! He was pretty pissed because  he was googling death threat laws and tried to see what was going to happen to me. to this day i make fun of him for it because it was a epic prank.

 

He tries to top that april fools but i don't think he ever will. I was laughing about this for a good 2 weeks.

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

I would hate you if I was her..

Wasted ol girl's time.

 

[justhotkicks]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

I would hate you if I was her..

Wasted ol girl's time.

I should've included that she was giggling most of the time. Guess it wasn't really trolling, but it was pretty awesome!

 

[mcraptor]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

I would hate you if I was her..

Wasted ol girl's time.

If I was the cashier, I'd be pretty amused

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

I would hate you if I was her..

Wasted ol girl's time.

I should've included that she was giggling most of the time. Guess it wasn't really trolling, but it was pretty awesome!

Solid trolling

 

[tim teufel]

Originally Posted by MonStar1

Times a zillion

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

I would hate you if I was her..

Wasted ol girl's time.

I should've included that she was giggling most of the time. Guess it wasn't really trolling, but it was pretty awesome!

Was she hot?

What if...This...Is a troll thread?

 

[fog]

 

 

[3dgarfly23]

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

I don't know if this is really trolling...but I was at McDonald's yesterday buying a coffee and two apple pies, and I said to the cashier:



Me: "What's the difference between a McDouble and a Double Cheeseburger?"

Her: "McDouble has one slice of cheese and the Double Cheeseburger has two."

Me: "So everything's the same, except for the cheese?"

Her: "Yup,"

Me: "How much would you charge for a slice of cheese - say I wanted to get a McChicken with a slice of cheese."

Her: "Let me ask the manager... *returns* ...fifty cents."

Me: "Gotcha. So can I order a McDouble with an extra slice of cheese?"

Her: "A double cheese burger?"

Me: "No, a McDouble, but with an extra slice of cheese."

Her: "It's the same thing."

Me: "No it isn't - a Double Cheeseburger costs $1.99 and a McDouble with an extra slice is $1.49."

Her: "Do you really want it?"

Me: "Depends - will you charge me just $1.49 for it?"

Her: "Probably."

Me: "What if I wanted a McDouble with an extra slice of cheese, wrapped in a Double Cheeseburger paper wrap?"

Her: "Here's your coffee and pies - NEXT ON LINE"