post your favorite pick up lines.

[dylans33]

"if your left leg was easter and your right leg waschristmas...would you let me visit between the holidays?"

lets here some more.

 

[rc103dc]

"Excuse me, is your name gravy?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I wanna see you all over my meat"

 

[xxhonchoxx]

"Are you from Tennessee?" "Cause your the only 10 I see."

 

[awash242]

"Can I hit, loser?"

 

[dylans33]

Originally Posted by RC103DC

"Excuse me, is your name gravy?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I wanna see you all over my meat"

 

[produccionfrescos]

You're a %$$%$** ugly %%%+#. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Gets them everytime

[/color](calm down guys, it's from American Psycho smh)[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]
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[carlosdapaperboy]

"Baby girl, u gon' suck it or not?"

"Can I borrow you?"

"Did you see the fight outside?"

 

[Bonafide]

Originally Posted by RC103DC

"Excuse me, is your name gravy?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I wanna see you all over my meat"

Yo!!!!!

 

[supafly122]

i dont use pick up line theyre all corny...i just say somethin to get them to

smile for me

 

[seventh letter]

"are you bbqing?, 'cus I wanna put my meat on your grill"

 

[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by Supafly122

i dont use pick up line theyre all corny...i just say somethin to get them to

smile for me

You Haitian son?

 

[hotshots24]

"hi can i make an appreciation post about you?"
nice legs, when do they open?

 

[dylans33]

i got another. "Baby if you were words on a page, you would be what they call fine print"

 

[iheartdrums]

Preferably to a female that isnt your same color.
You : do you have any (whatever color you are) in you?
her : no
you: would you like some?

haha how gay

 

[supafly122]

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

Originally Posted by Supafly122

i dont use pick up line theyre all corny...i just say somethin to get them to

smile for me

You Haitian son?

yea

 

[krazy88s]

Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy


"Did you see the fight outside?"

 

[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by Supafly122

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

Originally Posted by Supafly122

i dont use pick up line theyre all corny...i just say somethin to get them to

smile for me

You Haitian son?

yea

 

[sc415]

Do I have a gf technally no
If you'll be my gf then ill make it so.!!

 

[supafly122]

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

Originally Posted by Supafly122

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

Originally Posted by Supafly122

i dont use pick up line theyre all corny...i just say somethin to get them to

smile for me

You Haitian son?

yea

"hi can i make an appreciation post about you?"

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[pastellove88]

"Ay Ma"

 

[tj detweiler]

"Feel it"

 

[rwfanatic]

"!$#+ that club, get your #+% over here, man.......Running 'round here like you don't see the Biggavel, I'm a %%#*#@! gangsta, you better pay homage. You pissin' me off......"

It don't get no more G than that.

 

[killaotaku]

"AYE....you like douche bags? cuz I am one.....Wanna be my friend?"

 

[tuckyachainzn]

"Hey girl! If you ever need a Lawyer, Holler at me!!"

"Why would I need a lawyer?"

"Bcuz it's illegal to be sexy like how you are right now!!"

 

[jordanfean23]

I lost my number can I have yours?

If you were a booger ill pick you first.

If you were a freezer Ill put my meat in you.