Post your extraordinary ideas on how to approach women

[soltheman]

We've all been walking down the street before (or in the club, or at the mall, whatever,) and caught some shorty's eyes. While you lock eyes with her,  we've all thought of some swagtastic way to approach her but never went through with it. That, or sometimes you just be daydreaming and think stuff up.

I envision I'm at a cafe or something and see a girl waiting for her coffee and catch her looking my way while I'm in line. I make my move and start diddy bopping my way over and act like I tripped on purpose. While she's still snickering I make my way over and say:

"You know I did that on purpose, right?"
-"I'm sure" *Eyeroll*
"Well, I haven't said a word and I already have you laughing...right?"

Idk, it sounds smooth in my head fam. I know I lack the swag to pull it off in real life though.

Share some of your ideas. I can't be the only one.

edit: let me be clear. I know how to approach women regularly. that's not the point of this thread. im talking about the outrageous stuff you only think about and would maybe only try on a drunken night or something.

 

[soltheman]

We've all been walking down the street before (or in the club, or at the mall, whatever,) and caught some shorty's eyes. While you lock eyes with her,  we've all thought of some swagtastic way to approach her but never went through with it. That, or sometimes you just be daydreaming and think stuff up.

I envision I'm at a cafe or something and see a girl waiting for her coffee and catch her looking my way while I'm in line. I make my move and start diddy bopping my way over and act like I tripped on purpose. While she's still snickering I make my way over and say:

"You know I did that on purpose, right?"
-"I'm sure" *Eyeroll*
"Well, I haven't said a word and I already have you laughing...right?"

Idk, it sounds smooth in my head fam. I know I lack the swag to pull it off in real life though.

Share some of your ideas. I can't be the only one.

edit: let me be clear. I know how to approach women regularly. that's not the point of this thread. im talking about the outrageous stuff you only think about and would maybe only try on a drunken night or something.

 

[gmsboy1]

Spomtaneous group dance/song extravaganza with me as the lead, with fireworks.

 

[gmsboy1]

Spomtaneous group dance/song extravaganza with me as the lead, with fireworks.

 

[ohyeah10]

Cool story bro

 

[ohyeah10]

Cool story bro

 

[nujerzloyalty]

soltheman wrote:
I make my move and start diddy bopping my way over and act like I tripped on purpose. 

pull it off in real life though.




PLEASE tell me you wouldn't actually try this.

  

 

[biguglyamerican]

Originally Posted by soltheman

We've all been walking down the street before (or in the club, or at the mall, whatever,) and caught some shorty's eyes. While you lock eyes with her,  we've all thought of some swagtastic way to approach her but never went through with it. That, or sometimes you just be daydreaming and think stuff up.

I envision I'm at a cafe or something and see a girl waiting for her coffee and catch her looking my way while I'm in line. I make my move and start diddy bopping my way over and act like I tripped on purpose. While she's still snickering I make my way over and say:

"You know I did that on purpose, right?"
-"I'm sure" *Eyeroll*
"Well, I haven't said a word and I already have you laughing...right?"

Idk, it sounds smooth in my head fam. I know I lack the swag to pull it off in real life though.

Share some of your ideas. I can't be the only one.

Bro? your correspondence...delightful.

 

[nujerzloyalty]

soltheman wrote:
I make my move and start diddy bopping my way over and act like I tripped on purpose. 

pull it off in real life though.




PLEASE tell me you wouldn't actually try this.

  

 

[biguglyamerican]

Originally Posted by soltheman

We've all been walking down the street before (or in the club, or at the mall, whatever,) and caught some shorty's eyes. While you lock eyes with her,  we've all thought of some swagtastic way to approach her but never went through with it. That, or sometimes you just be daydreaming and think stuff up.

I envision I'm at a cafe or something and see a girl waiting for her coffee and catch her looking my way while I'm in line. I make my move and start diddy bopping my way over and act like I tripped on purpose. While she's still snickering I make my way over and say:

"You know I did that on purpose, right?"
-"I'm sure" *Eyeroll*
"Well, I haven't said a word and I already have you laughing...right?"

Idk, it sounds smooth in my head fam. I know I lack the swag to pull it off in real life though.

Share some of your ideas. I can't be the only one.

Bro? your correspondence...delightful.

 

[txrook]

Wouldn't your first question be composed of words? i.e You know I did that on purpose.........Well, I haven't said a word. Yes, you did.

As far as daydreams, I usually don't really think of extraordinary ways to approach females. I just try to determine how or what I should say.
Should I go straight in with a "Hi. I'm new around here.." or should I opt for something like "Are you on the track team or something?.....I assumed so because you have some nice legs." etc.

 

[txrook]

Wouldn't your first question be composed of words? i.e You know I did that on purpose.........Well, I haven't said a word. Yes, you did.

As far as daydreams, I usually don't really think of extraordinary ways to approach females. I just try to determine how or what I should say.
Should I go straight in with a "Hi. I'm new around here.." or should I opt for something like "Are you on the track team or something?.....I assumed so because you have some nice legs." etc.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

That is terrible.
Approaching women is easy. All you have to do is walk over there confidently, smile, make a simple observational comment and introduce yourself.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

That is terrible.
Approaching women is easy. All you have to do is walk over there confidently, smile, make a simple observational comment and introduce yourself.

 

[gesheonelove10]

Best way is the old "Hi are you from around the area? I just moved here and am trying to figure out if there's anything fun to do around here. Do you have any suggestions?"

then once you've got her talking you can spit some game.

 

[gesheonelove10]

Best way is the old "Hi are you from around the area? I just moved here and am trying to figure out if there's anything fun to do around here. Do you have any suggestions?"

then once you've got her talking you can spit some game.

 

[sonoftony]

walk by her with your d out and tell her "how's it hangin"

 

[sonoftony]

walk by her with your d out and tell her "how's it hangin"

 

[cafinest23]

I don't see why people are so afraid to approach women. It's very easy be confident, respectable, and don't be afraid or nervous. You will not get every girls number but you will get some.

 

[cafinest23]

I don't see why people are so afraid to approach women. It's very easy be confident, respectable, and don't be afraid or nervous. You will not get every girls number but you will get some.

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by SonOfTony

walk by her with your d out and tell her "how's it hangin"

Genius

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by SonOfTony

walk by her with your d out and tell her "how's it hangin"

Genius

 

[staysmacked]

If she has a phone, all I do is call her over then I say: can I add you on AIM?

 

[staysmacked]

If she has a phone, all I do is call her over then I say: can I add you on AIM?

 

[drunken cow]

More swagtastic way for me :

If I notice a shorty watching me play basketball, ill make sure to have the game winning dunk on five people while eyeing her down in mid-air.

The rim shatters, people are crying around me and you can hear the firetruck in the background cause the net is on fire.

Walk over to said shorty, ask...

"A/S/L?"

She proceeds to get moist, and I walk away without hearing her answer.