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Most everybody has a crew of people they roll with, your boys you grew up went, homies from school or whatever. My peeps and I are always getting intosomething and trying to have a good time. We drink, party, play ball, whatever. But all this merriment often leads to what I would call our outtakes lol.Random funny stuff that happens where if you were being filmed you'd have to edit it out
So basically post funny stuff that has happened amongst youand your peeps that you probably shouldn't talk about. Here's a couple of mine.
A couple months back my boys and I are packed in my whip 5 deep
headed off to wherever the hell we were supposed to be going. I'm driving so I'vehad minimal alcohol if any but my boys are all twisted. Someone in the back suggests dudes freestyle. I throw an instrumental in my deck and the freestylingcommences. Mind you only one of us is any good at freestyling. So it comes to my boys turn, let's call him "L". This kid is legitimately twistedand he's Dominican so I'll let you infer his rap prowess
Sowe're rolling along as rowdy as can be in the whip, instrumental bumping and L starting his freestyle. He gets a couple bars in and we're alreadylaughing at his haphazard rhymes. He's about 8 bars in when he spits something to the effect of "get it crunk in the south, and we f bi#$!es, put thed_ _k in my mouth"...
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laughter stops. Gets kinda quiet in the car aside from my homie L who is still merrily freestyling along. One of my boys goes "what the..." and weall fall out laughing uncontrollably realizing what was just said. We then proceed to verbally assault "L" who to this day denies that he ever saidany such thing
but
I'll give another short story. A few weeks back I'm at a bar with my peeps. Me and my boy break off from the group to talk to these two girls in thespot. Convo is going great, we're drinking and having a good time. The one I'm talking to kinda slides off the side and I'm about to go in for thekill. Right before I leave, out the corner of my eye I spot that the girl my boy is talking to has a ring on her finger. Knowing that my boy has not noticed Idecide to send him a text message saying she has "hardware" on her finger (yes from literally 5 feet away). And this guy goes to look at his messageright there...which wouldn't have been a problem but the girl he was talking to for whatever reason decided that it was ok to peer over his shoulder andread his text message which he is doing a horrible job of hiding. All I could do was
and bail before the girl put two and two together. Needless to say hedid not get the number
So yeah, post some of your stories.
A couple months back my boys and I are packed in my whip 5 deep
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laughter stops. Gets kinda quiet in the car aside from my homie L who is still merrily freestyling along. One of my boys goes "what the..." and weall fall out laughing uncontrollably realizing what was just said. We then proceed to verbally assault "L" who to this day denies that he ever saidany such thing
I'll give another short story. A few weeks back I'm at a bar with my peeps. Me and my boy break off from the group to talk to these two girls in thespot. Convo is going great, we're drinking and having a good time. The one I'm talking to kinda slides off the side and I'm about to go in for thekill. Right before I leave, out the corner of my eye I spot that the girl my boy is talking to has a ring on her finger. Knowing that my boy has not noticed Idecide to send him a text message saying she has "hardware" on her finger (yes from literally 5 feet away). And this guy goes to look at his messageright there...which wouldn't have been a problem but the girl he was talking to for whatever reason decided that it was ok to peer over his shoulder andread his text message which he is doing a horrible job of hiding. All I could do was
So yeah, post some of your stories.