Post Simple Things You Can't Do Vol. 1

[jdmevoixmr]

I'm guessing this is a first.......

- whistle
- dribble between my legs
- sleep with the light off
- brush my teeth with the faucet off (i hate the brushing teeth sound)
- swallow pills
- let the microwave stop by itself
- dance or move to music in any way
- eat a meatloaf, fried chicken, or steak without rice
- stand having fingerprints on my electronics' screens
- curl my tongue

 

[rocman23]

spell

 

[oh you mad]

Tie a ballon

 

[face82]

-Put on a condom
-Dance
-Sleep with the fan off

 

[TheGodFresco]

Originally Posted by JDMEVOIXMR


- sleep with the light off

 

[angeezy]

pop gum in my mouth.

 

[alchemiss]

Whistle

Someone please teach me.

 

[cq23]

whistle

dance

hold the phone up with no hands

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by Face82

-Put on a condom
-Dance
-Sleep with the fan off

R.I.P...

I dont know about simple things I cant do, but I really want to know how to play the piano/keyboard and guitar.

 

[og_Rodney]

-Tie my shoes the loop-swoop-pull way.

-I suck at finding things. If you point out something that's across the room, I will NOT see it.

-Doo-doo in public restrooms.

-Wear my shoes really loose and untied.

-Ride a bike.

-Skate.

-Swim.

 

[flyny]

Fart Silently
Pee straight
Tie my Shoes

 

[tmukg21]

blow up a balloon

 

[mideastbeast]

Originally Posted by AiRodney23

-Tie my shoes the loop-swoop-pull way.

-I suck at finding things. If you point out something that's across the room, I will NOT see it.

-Doo-doo in public restrooms.

-Wear my shoes really loose and untied.

-Ride a bike.

-Skate.

-Swim.

Co-sign. Whistle, Spit far

, Juggle

 

[antonlavey]

SWIM

 

[th3ownly]

whistle

 

[we gettin kufi]

crack my neck. Im scared I might off myself

 

[jawnyquest]

snap my fingers on my left hand

 

[icyyyesr two3]

whistle
crack my knuckles
spit far
tie a balloon

 

[jordanhead2]

Skate.
Fly. (on a plane)

 

[coolgraygrey]

Blow a bubble with gum

 

[albooboo5]

type - not well anyways
say when

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by CoolGrayGrey

Blow a bubble with gum

I can't do that either. I can't swim.

 

[dunkaroos]

Gum Bubble

 

[taimaishu123]

swim
multiply w/o using my fingers to count
parallel park
drink vodka
tie a balloon

tell ppl how i truly feel about them.

 

[syrnerd]

eat with chopsticks