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Anyone have thoughts on the Snap chat IPO

Here's what's gonna happen to Snapchat:

1) It will IPO with some hype a la Twitter's IPO.

2) Spiegel will make lofty goals including VR capabilities. New features will debut and then ultimately falter.

3) Spiegel marries Miranda Kerr. She divorces him in 1-2 years and takes half of everything. Spiegel will sell shares to liquidate as such.

4) Spiegel will continue to increase meetings where feelings are discussed (already happening).

5) Stock price plummets as the Board calls for a change in management team.

6) Twitter buys Snapchat and creates SnapTitty.

7) Hedge fund vultures surround the company as a short play. SpringOwl or Starboard Value will release a 120-page pitchbook detailing the downfall of the company a la Yahoo.

Marissa Mayer becomes CEO of the company, further cementing its death.

Quote me on this.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Stock will run up until its secondary get cut in half make a comeback to trap more bag holders and begin a slow twisted death

 

[NewWave90]

Looks like you guys believe the initial roll out will be like Facebook.

 

[penny1folarin]

ill take the short ride 

 

[wballz]

Anyone have thoughts on the Snap chat IPO

Here's what's gonna happen to Snapchat:

1) It will IPO with some hype a la Twitter's IPO.
2) Spiegel will make lofty goals including VR capabilities. New features will debut and then ultimately falter.
3) Spiegel marries Miranda Kerr. She divorces him in 1-2 years and takes half of everything. Spiegel will sell shares to liquidate as such.
4) Spiegel will continue to increase meetings where feelings are discussed (already happening).
5) Stock price plummets as the Board calls for a change in management team.
6) Twitter buys Snapchat and creates SnapTitty.
7) Hedge fund vultures surround the company as a short play. SpringOwl or Starboard Value will release a 120-page pitchbook detailing the downfall of the company a la Yahoo.
Marissa Mayer becomes CEO of the company, further cementing its death.

Quote me on this.

lolololol

 

[EddieDoyers]

I'm just going to short Snapchat
I predict it going to go up to $30 by the end of the week then imma sell it

 

[suavamente]

I'm just going to short Snapchat
I predict it going to go up to $30 by the end of the week then imma sell it

Yeah I got 100 shares this morning.. looks good for short

 

[1 9 9 6]

People are crazy thinking about shorting SNAP.

Valuation and fundamentals have nothing to do with IPOs.

The first few weeks are driven on pure hype.

Every media outlet in the world is going to have front page news about this IPO.

Grandma in Utah is going to be mortgaging her house to pump this stock.

Sold 1/3 of my position today, looking to scale out of the rest at 26 and 29.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Being early short is what rips the stock typically

 

[DCAllAfrican]

How long do you (that will invest) keep SNAP?

 

[adi934liife]

People are crazy thinking about shorting SNAP.

Valuation and fundamentals have nothing to do with IPOs.

The first few weeks are driven on pure hype.

Every media outlet in the world is going to have front page news about this IPO.

Grandma in Utah is going to be mortgaging her house to pump this stock.

Sold 1/3 of my position today, looking to scale out of the rest at 26 and 29.

why get out so soon then?

 

[penny1folarin]

ill give to July then im out unless something major happens i notice you can snap  in the movies and their making a killing from bitmojis 

 

[penny1folarin]

why get out so soon then?

 i say wait at least 6-8weeks 

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Nvda damn

 

[penny1folarin]

Nvda damn

still good for those who joined at 25 

 

[EddieDoyers]

I already sold when it started hovering around 28
Bought at 25

 

[penny1folarin]

I already sold when it started hovering around 28
Bought at 25

i would be pissed 

 

[1 9 9 6]

why get out so soon then?

When you make 70% in two days via an IPO, you take the money and run.
 

Closed my SNAP position at 29 today.

 

[3am scholar]

In at 24.17 (50) out at 27.08. Quick 145.50

 

[DCAllAfrican]

SNAP

 

[EddieDoyers]

No one in this thread should be surprised SNAP is dropping already

 

[wizards23]

Nice pump and dump there in snap

 

[based mod]

No one in this thread should be surprised SNAP is dropping already

I really hope not

 

[suavamente]

 

[goldenchild9]

Just waiting on that volatility spike, any day now.