Official NFL Week-In-Review Thread - Week 2 Dolphins lose by 50 to Insert Random NFL Team Here

[junglejim]

NFL
-Hope Big Ben's rape elbow is fine
@buc em only had to wait 10 years to say the bucs are in first place. I'm sure that will last
-Couple 49ers got put in Jail for committing beastiality in Ohio
-Raiders fans were on top of the world for about 10 seconds this weekend. Then Patrick Mahomes decided to throw the ball. Then Derek Carr decided it was his turn and put the official nail in the coffin
-WE'VE GOT ANOTHER QB CONTROVERSY IN PHILLY
-Saints lost by like 21 and Saints fans still blamed the refs. You can expect a lawsuit shortly
-Packers found the secret to beating the Vikings. Let Kirk Cousins throw the ball more than 10 times a game.
-There is no better pair than the Titans and not converting on third down.
-Chargers lost to the Lions because they are too cheap to pay a running back.
-HOLY **** JULIO SCORED 2 TOUCHDOWNS
@LowLifeMac , falcons still suck
-I did not see Lamar being this good. I was wrong.
-Leveon Bell's replacement has 50 yards rushing this season

Here is your list of teams that no one gives a **** about for the weekend:
-Titans
-Colts
-Jaguars
-Racist Team Name
-Broncos
-Giants
-Jets

Here is the comprehensive list of players who had more rushing/receiving yards than Mitchell Trubisky had passing yards this weekend:

Dalvin Cook
Matt Breida
Lamar Jackson
Aaron Jones
Ezekiel elliot
Saquon Barkley
Raheem Mostert
Austin Ekeler
Demarcus robinson
Chris Godwin
Cooper Kupp

In case you were wondering, here is where the bet between @aNYone and @JBII stands through week 2

General NT Updates from the Weekend:

-@SpittaJetLife Called Lamar Jackson Michael Jordan. Then he proceeded to call people idiots for their takes/
-@itsaboutthattime spent a couple hours talking about how the cowboys didnt have the depth to handle injuries only for the Eagles to not have the depth to handle injuries
-@buc em let us know why the Chiefs were good without Lesean McCoy
-We all got in a circle and worshiped the ground Mahomes walked on
DeadsetAce is still the dumbest poster on NT. Not even close. I could post better content with a 2X4
-I have been assured that this dolphins team will be 8-8 next year

@buc em quote of the week

Spoiler

**** YOU ALL THE 49ERS ARE UNDEFEATED (It helps when we play trash *** teams like the bucs)

 

[xxpizzo]

what QB controversy in Philly ?

did we not watch the same game ? im curious or is that sarcasm i'm not picking up

wentz went out for 4 mins for a protocol

 

[sho3tym]

Luckily the Packers offense showed up for their first 3 possessions, after that not much cooking.

 

[junglejim]

what QB controversy in Philly ?

did we not watch the same game ? im curious or is that sarcasm i'm not picking up

wentz went out for 4 mins for a protocol

 

[Hahahaha]

Eli, Ben and Rivers should all retire this week.

Honestly, Mitch, Cousins and Brees should also retire.

Giants and Dolphins have historic defenses

Wentz will be out for the season in a couple weeks

SF has some players

I like this Seahawks team, they’re kind of underrated in a way

 

[IATT]

I really have no clue how we were in a position to steal that game in the end, but if multiple guys are going be missing weekssss, not stealing it could be huge

Agholor has to catch that ball.. but it was death by a thousand cuts, like clement fumbling the opening 2nd half kickoff

 

[100027]

Big Ben getting injured was actually a boon to the Steelers because Rudolph played significantly better.

That said, if we end up not having to face Brees next week and have a chance at 3-0 that’s very lucky. We have a ridiculous schedule so I’ll take wins and way we can get em.

Russell was basically perfect yesterday. When he just decided to run to close the game in the 4th he did it with ease. He’s going to fly under the radar all year but its been a great start considering the weirdness of our offense.

 

[NickFolarin]

You forgot Gardner Minshew is the leading ROY candidate & 2nd in MVP running behind Pat Mahomes.

 

[Peep Game]

Deshaun takes too many hits. That line is still weak even with the Tunsil addition, cause he can’t play all 4-5 positions. Fuller has to catch those passes. The game is already out of reach if he does.

Props to the Falcons, though it was almost a disaster. Wentz came on late, but he was stinking it up. Not sure if he’ll finish the season again. Julio saved Ryan once again.

Outscored 102-10 combined. Have fun with those #25-#29 picks that’ll go on to be successful on other teams Dolphins.

Always a great day when the Steelers and Broncos lose

Saints without Brees looked like they were taking over for the ‘99 season.

 

[extraordinary swag]

- I expected a worse effort after all those injuries but Wentz and the defense showed heart, crappy way to end a game just inches short. I HATE dudes who don't run routes past the sticks on 3rd and 4th downs
- Saints got hosed again by the refs but as long as it keeps happening I'll keep laughing. BTW Teddy B looked like a off brand Aaron Brooks :x guy was trash
- price of the Dak deal keeps going up, they're gonna wind up 13-3 outta nowhere if these injuries keep up in the NFC. LOL at Josh Norman, he's getting toasted week in week out and blames the media
- give Kyler Murray credit he played much better than I expected against the Ravens. But Lamar is the star, he doing it all
- Doug Marrone, idiot
- the 49ers 3rd and 4th string running backs are better than their 1st and 2nd
- imagine paying a dime to watch the Miami Dolphins play

 

[DeadsetAce]

- Jameis Winston still STINKS...it's just that Cam in his current state might be worse
- Brady to Brown gonna make a lot of you BA's frown
- is there any doubt (unless you're one of these blowhard Eagle fans on here) that Josh McCown wins that game last night?
- the NFL needs relegation so dumbass fans (and maybe teams) who love the idea of tanking can go lose in a league no one cares about
- Gardner Minshew IV is a bad man
- that Pat Mahomes ain't so bad either but how Andy Reid's scheme constantly gets those WRs open wider than @Christian Pulisic's wrinkled penny is beyond me
- Leonard Fournette still think the NFL is easy? BA
- front running Fraud was able to escape with a win because he was playing against a QB whose mental ability rivals junglejim 's ability to walk
- Get Eli, Ben, Brees, and Timid all the way outta here
- Phil might be next
- who is the ****tier undefeated team, Lions or Bucs?
- John Ross finally delivering on that promise
- Jimmy G treated the Benglas like he did the bunghole of that washed up, STD riddled, 40 something year old, C grade pornstar
- Action Jackson looks good so far but want to see him put the team on his back against a big team (he'll have to next week)
- Dak > Wentz
- no idea how the Bears won that game but someone check on @sb
- the Saints got screwed again and I'm all the way OK with it
- Mike Tomlin...STILL average at best
- Josh Allen said it best...there is only ONE team in NY and they're 2-0 and currently own MetLife stadium in New Jersey
- Teddy's time to shine

 

[IATT]

^ McCown was 1 agholor injury away from being out there playing WR, again..

I wish I was joking about the above

 

[mr s j king]

* I see why AB wanted out of Oakland
* Brees is about to be phased out
* Aaron Donald is a one man wrecking crew
* Shady in KC looks really good
* Wentz isnt running as much at least for now
* Julio still has jets
* Saquon is going to poison Eli so Jones can start
* Cam needs Lincoln Riley
* Steelers are done
* NFL pregame shows on FOX and CBS are horrendous

 

[N41D]

WHERE IS SHOES...

NFL Sunday night/Monday mornings aren't the same without @S4L trolling up the board.

 

[extraordinary swag]

Josh McCown with the most hyped 24 yards passing in NFL history

Word from the local Eagles reporters is Wentz got put in concussion protocol the second he was about to run back on the field. This was after the Falcons had a possession and Wentz was on the bench reading the iPad the whole time, so the league screwed up and waited too long to check him out.

 

[IATT]

* NFL pregame shows on FOX and CBS are horrendous

League and networks wayyyyy overthink this shh or under think this

Having only 3 4 o’clock games is a perfect example

 

[langfor5]

As a life long fan of the Chiefs I just thank the good Lord above every single day we as Chiefs fans have 15 as our QB.

That is all.

That, and NE is really scary.

 

[junglejim]

As a life long fan of the Chiefs I just thank the good Lord above every single day we as Chiefs fans have 15 as our QB.

That is all.

That, and NE is really scary.

Nah they just played the Dolphins.

 

[IATT]

Can’t judge any team playing the dolphins..

Maybe even Alabama and Clemson

 

[IATT]

 

[bishopstrongbow]

What a wild day yesterday. Had some personal issues going on so couldn't really come on here yesterday. Had to take that trip to drop my cousin off cause he's about to sit down for 8 years, have to do it again in 2 weeks on the 27th for my Tio whose about to do 12

Made it back into town with enough time to catch the Bears game. What a set of emotions Eddie P with the big cojones to drill that kick thru.

The Refs called a **** game BOTH ways. We had (2) Roughing the Passer penalties that should have NOT been called, and then the one on Chubb was B.S too, shouldn't have been called at all! just found out dude was a rookie ref

Nagy clearly doesn't trust Mitch, it's ****ing crazy but he's regressed from where he was at to end the year last year. Kid has all the traits to be a NFL starter, but what's between his ears is F'd. Kid needs to go bust a nut or something, looks wound the **** up overthinking everything. Yesterday was clearly a "manage the game and don't **** it up" and I don't blame Nagy at all. I just don't like the fact he doesn't try to get him in a rhythm with quick slants or anything.

Denver had won 17 out of their last 18 home openers in September, to get a win, no matter how ugly, was imperative! 1-1 > 0-2 without a doubt. I don't even stress it anymore. He made a HUGE play and throw on 4th & 15 and it showed his ability, but I need more than 1 play a game. I'm sorry. Just need more than 1 ******* play a game from you kid. Offense needs to get it going or this is going to be a long season where we rely on the defense too much, they have all the talent, but once again for the umpteenth time in my lifetime, the QB position is a BIG question mark for us. Nothing new honestly.

1-1

In other news...

IATT what the hell was Agholor doing?!!!!! How did he drop that? I couldn't believe it.

- Brees & Big Ben = Yike
- Time for old man Vinateri to hang it up
- Chargers
- Surprised the Eagles even had a chance with all those injuries they suffered. Agholor. Wtf.
- Julio Jones is not a friend to my friends fantasy team
- Free Saquon
- Russy
- Dk Metcalf Mouthpiece
- Refs in Bears/Broncos Game Horrendous
- Mahomes is good
- Jags should have let Minshew toss it for the 2 pt conversion
- Cousins is still ***
- **** the Packers still
- Dak price tag keeps going up and up and it may keep going up. Dolphins / Saints are their next 2 opponents and with No brees? Skip is going to feel like Thanos

 

[reaperslilbruh]

As a life long fan of the Chiefs I just thank the good Lord above every single day we as Chiefs fans have 15 as our QB.

That is all.

That, and NE is really scary.

Chiefs don’t have the name brand receivers but give some credit. Even the depth players have produced last 2 seasons. Run game is what needs to get figured out. Thompson is the only hope on the roster

 

[sho3tym]

As a life long fan of the Chiefs I just thank the good Lord above every single day we as Chiefs fans have 15 as our QB.

That is all.

That, and NE is really scary.

Welcome to being a Packer fan!

 

[HIM]

I was gonna roll my eyes at this initially because this reminded me of “can Alabama beat ____”

But I honestly think a team composed of MIA, NYJ, BUF still loses by 2 TDs if the pats want to

 

[IATT]

Also man that broncos roughing the passer and blowing the play dead on the saints are 2 horrendous calls