NFL Week In Review - Week 9 - Brady v Fraud Edition

[DeadsetAce]

Filling in for @Chester McFloppy once again.... junglejim fire away!!!!

Post your thoughts, reactions, observations, and general trash *** takes from this past week's action.

- Tom Brady is the GOAT and no one should dare talk about Fraud in the same sentence/light/universe as Brady, Marino, Megamind, or Brees ever again
- The SNF game was over in 3 minutes after the Packers went down 7-0
- Josh Gordon is thriving in a functional environment…outside of the obviously selfish reasons, I’m happy as hell for him
- The Niners traded for Jimmy G when they had the 2nd coming of Brett Favre waiting in the wings
- Mike Tomlin is just a black Jon Gruden that inherited a Mercedes instead of a Kia
- Speaking of Gruden….only 9 more seasons of him, Raider fans
- What does Aaron Fraudgers do that Pat Mahomo can’t do besides get hurt and play up injuries?
- The Chiefs and Saints are offensive machines that will not stopped in 2018 because defense is cancelled
- Sam Darnold is just a thumb looking Nathan Peterman
- Chargers and Panthers the two best teams that not many are talking about
- What do the Bills do that the Crimson Tide can’t do besides lose football games?
- Dirk and Harbaugh gotta go
- The NFCCG preview was a lot of fun…can’t wait for the real deal
- Kareem Hunt, Todd Gurley, Melvin Gordon, Alvin Kamara, and James White are the 5 best RBs in the league…I won’t be convinced otherwise
- Lastly, said it before and I’ll say it again, you can keep all your flashy throws on the run, fantasy stats, and hail mary’s…gimme TB12 every god damn time #MyGOAT

Power 3 Teams
Chiefs
Rams
Saints

MVP Race
Mahomo
Gurley
Cam
Ryan (no shot at 4-4, I know)


Over Reaction of the Weekend (FTR, I hate that it had to be my guy, D StaXX ):

After one bad miss from Brady and a first down throw from Fraudgers…

Pats gonna regret trading away Jimmy G.
Might be time to take Brady out back with the shotty.

Rodgers is so good. #MYGOAT.

DeadsetAce please update the stat

someone beat me to posting it last night….

Aaron Jones is 0-72 when trailing in the 4th or something

that ain't it....

Aaron Fraudgers is 4-42 (I'm honestly having trouble keeping track of the mounting loss numbers) when trailing in the 4th quarter against winning teams.

Other Stats of the Week:

- Tom Brady is 96-1 in the regular season at home when leading at half.
- James Conner has scored more TDs (10) through the first 8 games of the season than any Steeler player since 1950
- SNF 4th quarter stats from last night:

• Fraudgers: 2/7 for 15 pass yards, 0 TD, and a 39.6 passer rating
• Brady: 6/6 for 104 pass yards, 1 TD, and a 158.3 passer rating

- Sam Darnold has 10 INTs in 9 career games and already has 4 multi-INT games

 

[finessesosa]

how dare they have two actual GOATs on TV with Rodgers and Brady jerseys on. They never even did that with Peyton/Brady.

This guy is a front runner and a fraud against winning teams and throws his teammates under the bus. Now his excuse will be that arm.

- Peterson is the worst NFL QB ive ever seen. Hands down.
-Mahomes def taking MVP it looks like or Gurley
-I hope Brees gets a second chip

 

[HIM]

The Rams/Saints game was somehow better than expected.

Gonna need to finish with the best record. I think we beat N.O. At home.

 

[D StaXX]

Aye aye aye, I was doing the reverse jinx cause I had money on the Pats. It worked.

 

[CJ616]

- Watching people talk about Washington's football team running away with the NFCE all week was fun.
- Even with the L yesterday, I still think the Rams are a lock for the 1 seed. Division is way too weak, and the Saints remaining schedule is tough.
- Chargers the most quiet 6-2 team ever. Hope they can keep it going, and make the AFC playoffs interesting for once.
- Baltimore was never good. Their defense just carried them against some bad/mediocre teams in the first few games of the season.
- NFC North is a strange division this year. Would love to see the Bears take it.



- If you told Packers fans in 2011 that Aaron Rodgers would only play in 1 Super Bowl his entire career, they probably would have called you crazy. This is what I mean when I say that teams need to take advantage of their "hot" moments. It doesn't matter how great your QB is, anything can happen in this sport

 

[rolaholic]

- The GOAT came out on top on SNF

- Defense really had a great night,the bend but don't break mantra seems to be back

- Flash Gordon has been making the Browns look like suckers accepting just a 5th for him,dude is slowly but surely getting back to that 2013 level

- Hoping Gronk,Sony and Shaq Mason are good to go soon,really missed them out there last night especially in the RZ.

Around the league:

- Jon Gruden is the football Bernie Madoff

- Young Gawd Mahomes looking like he's gonna end up with 60 TD's

- Carolina has to be the most under the radar .700+ football team I've seen,they keep grinding out results without much noise. They'll be a tough out in January

- Skins came down to earth I see,seems like 8-8/9-7 might be enough to win the Least this year

- Jets...

- Jim Caldwell is rolling in his grave over the Lions

- All that early season hype over Baltimore yet they lose whenever they play good squads...dude's need to move on from Harbaugh and start treating Lamar like an actual QB

- Chargers look good but I'll wait until they beat more > .500 ball clubs before crowning them

- Watson and that D has the Texans rolling ,they're gonna run away with the South. Watch Jax **** around and miss the playoffs too

- The NFC better hope the road to the SB doesn't go through the superdome...NO is a different monster at home

- Contract the Bills,TyGod and EJ Manuel didn't die for this

 

[macbk]

Just wake me up when Bowles is fired.

 

[nick.]

Jets:
- Darnold has been bad. He's not the sole cause of the losses but he certainly hasn't been helping himself.
- Jamal Adams is a superstar.
- Bowles & Maccagnan need to go. I don't trust them to spend $100M and develop Darnold at all.

NFL:
- Drew Brees is top 4 all time
- Alvin Kamara doesn't look like he's 5'10" 215 lbs but he sure plays like it
- Holy **** Julio Jones scored a touchdown
- Steelers are really missing Le'Veon Bell

 

[DeadsetAce]

Aye aye aye, I was doing the reverse jinx cause I had money on the Pats. It worked.

fair enough

 

[jon4rd]

Panthers:

Our WRs are RBs and our RBs are WRs
Cam finally has weapons and an OC that doesn't call little league plays
Cams completion percentage has gone up as a result and I'm sure the Cam haters will still come up with an excuse

Rest of the league:
Julio Jones is on pace to score 2 touchdowns this season
Are the Fitzmagic led Bucs better than the Rams?
Will anybody challenge the Chiefs in the AFC?
At least the Giants couldn't lose to BYE

 

[rolaholic]

Panthers:

Our WRs are RBs and our RBs are WRs
Cam finally has weapons and an OC that doesn't call little league plays
Cams completion percentage has gone up as a result and I'm sure the Cam haters will still come up with an excuse

Rest of the league:
Julio Jones is on pace to score 2 touchdowns this season
Are the Fitzmagic led Bucs better than the Rams?
Will anybody challenge the Chiefs in the AFC?
At least the Giants couldn't lose to BYE

 

[junglejim]

NFL
-I would like the 49ers to sign Aaron Jones after he gets cut due to that fumble
-Sam Darnold is going to get more coaches fired than Lebron
-The Rams Saints game was damn fun to watch
-Todd Gurley is proving that you shouldn't draft running backs in the first round
-Did we have a Julio td sighting yesterday?
-Bears defense streaming vs. the Bills may have been the easiest DFS play in NFL history
-The Red skins gave up one solid slot corner and a third rounder so they can pay a 33 year old Dak Smith $25M a year
-The Pats Packers game was extremely predictable. Game was tied going into the 4th and the GOAT did what he does:

Its a little weird that Aaron Rodgers is so clutch but no where to be found on that list. I guess if we are putting up stats of the week. The false prophet Aaron Rodgers is tied for 84th on that list with all-time great quarterback Ryan Tannehill and behind Derek Carr. Please find waldo below:

Quotes of the week:

Spoiler: New Factory of Sadness

@ThePeoplesChamp_ get yo *** in here


49ers
That win was totally worth ******* up the tank for.

 

[bishopstrongbow]

NFC North is about to be very interesting.

 

[carver]

Vikings defense byke

 

[carver]

The Rams/Saints game was somehow better than expected.

Gonna need to finish with the best record. I think we beat N.O. At home.

Best hope that defense shows up come playoff time otherwise no way

 

[jumpman91023]

The Bucs offense had more total offense than the Rams before they got slowed down in Charlotte. Basically the Rams/Bucs are trading the number 1 ranking every week

No one talks about the Bucs because their defense is so atrocious and its a constant tossup which Fitz/Winston you'll get

 

[raider5]

Just wake me up when Bowles is fired.

Trade you for Gruden. Sup?

 

[LowLifeMac]

Atlanta Falcons

-We beat the ******** *** like we always do..we run DC

- only 14 points allowed
-Kazee has a quiet 4 picks think that’s most in the league right now
-Matt Ryan THE GODDDDD...(I know that Ramsey **** and that Kyle made him trash pissed him off in the offseason )
-JULIOOOOOOOOOOO
-Calvin Ridley with 7 tds back in the ROY talk
-Grady Jarrett top 3 DT in the league
-Beat the Browns and Deion Jones is back for the Cowboys

junglejim Pull them receipts of that one dumb rams fan stating the falcons don’t have a top offense in the league...pull them now.

The league

-Suh is an overrated average Dt
-Rams LB play sucks
-Rams Secondary sucks
-Seahawks/Packers loss good for the falcons

-NFC South is not going to end up how people think.

-Panthers Defense might not be that good
-Saints gonna crash and burn sorry no Katrina rings this year

 

[rolaholic]

Its a little weird that Aaron Rodgers is so clutch but no where to be found on that list. I guess if we are putting up stats of the week. The false prophet Aaron Rodgers is tied for 84th on that list with all-time great quarterback Ryan Tannehill and behind Derek Carr. Please find waldo below:

[/SPOILER]

@ThePeoplesChamp_ get yo *** in here


49ers
That win was totally worth ****ing up the tank for.

So this genius



Really has more 4th quarter comebacks than the prototype?

Gonna need Chucky to explain @Chester McFloppy

The Bucs offense had more total offense than the Rams before they got slowed down in Charlotte. Basically the Rams/Bucs are trading the number 1 ranking every week

No one talks about the Bucs because their defense is so atrocious and its a constant tossup which Fitz/Winston you'll get

 

[macbk]

Trade you for Gruden. Sup?

 

[JustBlaze.]

Chargers

- Huge win against a potential playoff team.
- We would have a lost a game like this in the past. This year feels mad different.
- Even after this win I still rather we be slightly under the radar.
- Rivers is quietly having the best season of his career. Mans is ridiculously efficient.
- Sturgis needs to be cut yesterday.

Rest of the league
- The Raiders are really really *** although I understand Gruden wants to make the team is own from the ground up.
- Rams are still best team in the league.
- As conservative as Alex Smith is, there's no denying the Skins are a better team with him at QB. Definitely more stability.
- Trubisky is getting it done even with his shaky play.
- Nathan Peterman is really the worst QB I've ever seen and It's not particularly close

Top 5 Teams

Rams
Chiefs
Saints
Patriots
Chargers

 

[junglejim]

junglejim Pull them receipts of that one dumb rams fan stating the falcons don’t have a top offense in the league...pull them now.

You are so god damn needy.

@casper90403, I think LowLifeMac would like to have a dialogue

 

[LowLifeMac]

You are so god damn needy.

@casper90403, I think LowLifeMac would like to have a dialogue

funniest **** about them post we were rank number 4 ..dumb *** forgot we played that Monday night instead of Sunday and was off.

 

[jon4rd]

Atlanta Falcons

-We beat the ******** *** like we always do..we run DC

- only 14 points allowed
-Kazee has a quiet 4 picks think that’s most in the league right now
-Matt Ryan THE GODDDDD...(I know that Ramsey **** and that Kyle made him trash pissed him off in the offseason )
-JULIOOOOOOOOOOO
-Calvin Ridley with 7 tds back in the ROY talk
-Grady Jarrett top 3 DT in the league
-Beat the Browns and Deion Jones is back for the Cowboys

junglejim Pull them receipts of that one dumb rams fan stating the falcons don’t have a top offense in the league...pull them now.

The league

-Suh is an overrated average Dt
-Rams LB play sucks
-Rams Secondary sucks
-Seahawks/Packers loss good for the falcons

-NFC South is not going to end up how people think.

-Panthers Defense might not be that good
-Saints gonna crash and burn sorry no Katrina rings this year

He's tied with a rookie. Donte Jackson might sneak up on DROY. He's been damn near lights out outside of a few rookie mistakes this season. Only time he didn't look good was when covering Ridley but I credit Ridley for great offense more than bad defense by Jackson

 

[LowLifeMac]

He's tied with a rookie. Donte Jackson might sneak up on DROY. He's been damn near lights out outside of a few rookie mistakes this season. Only time he didn't look good was when covering Ridley but I credit Ridley for great offense more than bad defense by Jackson

I figured he was tied with someone for them picks.