Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

My new years resolution is to play 1 game of pick up basketball. Putting all the ligaments and tendons on the line, I haven't done anything athletic since before the pandemic.
NT Fatboy for sure
:lol: I had to contemplate whether or I was going to eat "dinner" at 9:30 past night.

I just opted for a snack of oranges and boiled eggs instead. Couldn't go to sleep HUNGRY.

Ate "dinner" for breakfast. (Curry chickens)
Oranges and boiled eggs is an interesting combination
 
My high school homie (we're in our late 30s) just broke his ankle and blew 2 tendons while giving a homeless man a $20...went immediately to the fridge and started chugging milk upon this news.


How was he giving this man a $20?
 
This one got them a little heated though… left a big *** excavator bucket in the middle of some fancy offices parking lot. Not my job. 🧏‍♂️
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Back when I used to read meters for the gas company there was a guy everyone called the flash. It was part time so like 4 hours a day. Everybody used to stretch that **** out so they could just go home when they were done. This dude would finish his route in like an hour and all they did was give him like 3 routes a day :lol:. He's probably hella successful nowadays tho. He was a Jehovah's witness too if that matters
 
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