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if ben baller was on the phone, he'd be ben caller.
if amy winehouse went to rehab, she'd be amy finehouse.
if method man stood under the sun for too long, he'd be method tan.
if dirtylicious was smart, he'd be nerdylicious.
if based god was a fish, he'd be based cod.
if kanye west cloned himself and hanged out together, he'd be kanye fest.
if kobe bryant grew back his fro, he'd be fro-be giant.
if 50 cent had a dollar he'd be a dollar and 50 cents.
if the titanic was big, it'd be gigantic.
if fight club wasn't about violence, it'd be called right club.
if pursuit of happyness was about doing math homework under a maple tree, it'd be called square root to sappyness.
if iron man was jealous all the time he'd be mirin' man.
if toy story was a gay porno, it'd be called boy story.
if allen iverson practiced kung-fu, he'd be shaolin iverson.
if javale mcgee urinated, he'd be javale mcpee.
if rebecca black liked punching guys in the pelvis, she'd be rebecca sack.
if diary of a wimpy kid was filmed underwater, it'd be called diary of a shrimpy squid.
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if amy winehouse went to rehab, she'd be amy finehouse.
if method man stood under the sun for too long, he'd be method tan.
if dirtylicious was smart, he'd be nerdylicious.
if based god was a fish, he'd be based cod.
if kanye west cloned himself and hanged out together, he'd be kanye fest.
if kobe bryant grew back his fro, he'd be fro-be giant.
if 50 cent had a dollar he'd be a dollar and 50 cents.
if the titanic was big, it'd be gigantic.
if fight club wasn't about violence, it'd be called right club.
if pursuit of happyness was about doing math homework under a maple tree, it'd be called square root to sappyness.
if iron man was jealous all the time he'd be mirin' man.
if toy story was a gay porno, it'd be called boy story.
if allen iverson practiced kung-fu, he'd be shaolin iverson.
if javale mcgee urinated, he'd be javale mcpee.
if rebecca black liked punching guys in the pelvis, she'd be rebecca sack.
if diary of a wimpy kid was filmed underwater, it'd be called diary of a shrimpy squid.
discuss