I ate her plate...You darn right I did. These chicks ain't %%*+

[grizzlyboy]

So last night she asked if we could chill tonight since she had to work today.
I said cool. And since she has no family here I asked her if she wanted me to bring her
a plate from Mom's House so she could have a bite.

So she gets off and I text her a few times...So I can time my arrival.
She hit me with...I'm getting dressed to go to the club.

So I ate the #*$!# plate.

Off to the jumpoff's house I go. And this chick got red velvet cake for me.

Fellas, these ***% ain't !%#*.

Never be a nice guy.

 

[nktran001]

Is that her in your avy?

 

[msdunktastic]

Nktran001 wrote:

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Is that her in your avy?
Na thats his jumpoff.Ride or die son

 

[kam winston]

red velvet cake

 

[nick0lis]

damn.

 

[importking]

okay

 

[msdunktastic]

KAM WINSTON wrote:

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red velvet cake

havent seen that video in a while

 

[kicktionair]

So you were gonna go to a chicks house..

Then she said she was going to the club

Took an L

Pretend you were gonna go to a jump offs house

Now you at home on your comp posting about it...... I would be pissed but smuges do this...... smh

 

[elocin023]

Yeah that was pretty messed up.
It was nice that you were going to bring her a plate.

I would have done the same thing.

 

[mangudai954]

Your a lame.

 

[biggie62]

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

So you were gonna go to a chicks house..

Then she said she was going to the club

Took an L

Pretend you were gonna go to a jump offs house

Now you at home on your comp posting about it...... I would be pissed but smuges do this...... smh

LOL. Harsh!!!

 

[mateen cleaves]

 

[alchemiss]

That's mad funny son.. I gotta take tips from you.. dude isreally doin it

 

[youngjedifresh]

leave the empty plate at her doorstep

 

[msdunktastic]

Biggie62 wrote:

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Kicktionair wrote:

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So you were gonna go to a chicks house..

Then she said she was going to the club

Took an L

Pretend you were gonna go to a jump offs house

Now you at home on your comp posting about it...... I would be pissed but smuges do this...... smh
LOL. Harsh!!!




Dude logged out to make it seem like he left.He's reading this !+*$ in shame as we speak

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

Damn.

Son got hit with the:

Ray Allen *** _....

 

[hardwork919]

I definitely thought "plate" was a euphemism for something else... that being said, good job eating her plate... even though, I'm sure shedoesn't care seeing as how she's going out...

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

You seen what that N_ did to Jesus?

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by msDUNKtastic

Biggie62 wrote:

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Kicktionair wrote:

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So you were gonna go to a chicks house..

Then she said she was going to the club

Took an L

Pretend you were gonna go to a jump offs house

Now you at home on your comp posting about it...... I would be pissed but smuges do this...... smh

LOL. Harsh!!!




Dude logged out to make it seem like he left.He's reading this $$%! in shame as we speak

 

[the wizard]

Originally Posted by dreClark

Damn.

Son got hit with the:

Ray Allen *** _....

you were just looking for a reason to use that joint.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

Originally Posted by The Wizard

you were just looking for a reason to use that joint.

You already know.

I was on a frantic search.

 

[mangudai954]

I mean, that wasnt even an NBA crossover that's straight park !*** right there. That was just mean

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I mean, that wasnt even an NBA crossover that's straight park !*** right there. That was just mean

Word

Dude fell down like a senior citizen. Someone get him that button thing that calls the medics.... If I knew the name it would ave been 2x funnier

 

[an dee 51o]

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I mean, that wasnt even an NBA crossover that's straight park !*** right there. That was just mean

Word

Dude fell down like a senior citizen. Someone get him that button thing that calls the medics.... If I knew the name it would ave been 2x funnier

 

[dg kyrk 33]

Originally Posted by The Wizard

Originally Posted by dreClark

Damn.

Son got hit with the:

Ray Allen *** _....

you were just looking for a reason to use that joint.

Same thing I was thinking.