- Nov 5, 2015
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Another reason it gotta suck being a woman.
Watching your spouse get theirs off(chill…no humble brag) and knowing you nowhere close.
My ol lady was gone off the bubble and I crushed 2 bottles solo(I’m a tequila on big ice guy) I’m nice but know my night over.
I’m sitting here hoping she wake up mid night or early morning like a horn dog.
**** was cool early 20’s when you was trying to prove something, now I just wanna get mines.
On another note…champagne is not a liquor drunk I see
Watching your spouse get theirs off(chill…no humble brag) and knowing you nowhere close.
My ol lady was gone off the bubble and I crushed 2 bottles solo(I’m a tequila on big ice guy) I’m nice but know my night over.
I’m sitting here hoping she wake up mid night or early morning like a horn dog.
**** was cool early 20’s when you was trying to prove something, now I just wanna get mines.
On another note…champagne is not a liquor drunk I see
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